abt to fuck a virgin jb - tips to stay hard?

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okay so I’ve been laid 3 times before

never been able to maintain a erection

virgin jb foid inviting me to her house while her parents are at work in 3 hrs

tips on how to not fuck it up and stay hard?

does caffiene help?

plenty of water?

food?

HELP ME :feelswhy:
 
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Cialis
 
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Cialis
 
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you are young so probably its a mental thing. just relax man
 
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Keep your muscles relaxed and breathe normally
 
jfl you have erection problems :lul::lul::lul:
 
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viagra or cialis, take on an empty stomach so it’s effective

all men experience this and those who say they haven’t are embarrassed to admit it
 
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Try not to be a homosexual
 
Viagra or cialis, and don’t fap or watch porn for minimum three days before meeting
 
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I’m meeting her in 3 hrs how tf can I get it :feelswah:
Ah shit that‘s hard (no pun intended). The only two things I can think of are 1) asking your local dealer and 2) faking a script and getting it at the pharmacy (which is obviously illegal, extremely evil and immoral so I wouldn’t recommend it)
 
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Then get some. It‘d solve your problem.
I’m meeting her in 3 hrs how tf can I get it :feelswah:
Ah shit that‘s hard (no pun intended). The only two things I can think of are 1) asking your local dealer and 2) faking a script and getting it at the pharmacy (which is obviously illegal, extremely evil and immoral so I wouldn’t recommend it)
How can I get a fake prescription?

can I fake one online? I ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS but there’s a pharmacy right next to my house :dafuckfeels:
 
no plugs sell viagra and u cant just easily fake a script for a pharmacy like that it’s extremely difficult now so that fiends cant get oxy.

OP im being deadass here if you dont have any older cousins UNIRONICALLY download grindr and say like “40$ for a viagra if you can get it to me in 2 hours” every gaycel I know abuses them and grindr fags sell it
man i only have £5 in my acc :feelswhy:

it’s over any other way?
 
make her feel good tell her you love her afterwards they love that sappy shit be dominant do multiple positions let her experiment and take control and let you take control do as much as you can and learn from the experience
 
also dont think just do if shes hot enough you'll be able to keep erect and after u cum wait 10-20 min and go at it again ok do oral of course and whatever shell let you.
 
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and be safe too condom or pull out
 
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You're about to fuck a young virgin and still don't know if you can stay hard

Man wtf is wrong with you dudes
 
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You need to stick a thumb up your ass.
 
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so how did it go?
 
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eat pig : increases nitric oxide receptors in dick strengthen nervous system,lowers cortisol, increases GABA
or eat goats testicles : for folate,B12,A,D,E,K,iron,selenium,boron and zinc
 
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Dude, I suggest you NOT TRY to SHOVE your PEEPEE into her the first 10 seconds you SEE HER.

Foreplay important not ONLY for females, but also FOR INEXPERIENCED MALES. Because foreplay allows you TO GET COSY AND RELAXED. You are just scared, too many stress hormones. No wonder you cannot maintain an erection. Adrenaline in your blood constricts all the vessels to your penis. :unsure:

PS. Also 1 beer helps. Just do not overdo, or you will have an opposite effect on your erection :blackpill::feelswhy:
 
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okay so I’ve been laid 3 times before

never been able to maintain a erection

virgin jb foid inviting me to her house while her parents are at work in 3 hrs

tips on how to not fuck it up and stay hard?

does caffiene help?

plenty of water?

food?

HELP ME :feelswhy:
You're nervous, it's already over.
 
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You wont get a hard dick if you are worrying about it days before the sex. A whole package of Viagra is your only option, trust me
 
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Everything that really imrpoves EQ long lasting takes some time. In your position, i would just try to be relaxed, cut out porn and masturbation and drink plenty of water.
 
Everything that really imrpoves EQ long lasting takes some time. In your position, i would just try to be relaxed, cut out porn and masturbation and drink plenty of water.
 
so how did it go?
so
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wasn’t P in V cuz I couldn’t get hard enough

but there was a lot of foreplay and I came twice :dafuckfeels:

it’s over I need cialis ASAP :feelswhy:
 
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Mirin larp
How to tell if someones virgin, they start their post with "I've been laid before, believe me I ask people on the internet how to stay hard"
 
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How to tell if someones virgin, they start their post with "I've been laid before, believe me I ask people on the internet how to stay hard"
wait elab pls u wanna see other pics of me w other girls in bed?

they were all white too
 
How to tell if someones virgin, they start their post with "I've been laid before, believe me I ask people on the internet how to stay hard"
this ain’t no larp nigga I acc have problems :feelswah:
 
:ROFLMAO:LOL CAGED AT LIMP DICK CHAD.
DONT WORRY, THE GIRL WENT HOME HUMILIATED AND THINKS "Im too ugly for chad, my ugly hideous body couldn't get him hard"
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You have her subhuman need for attention in your hands.
Fushigi magic

Get CIALIS <for staying hard
DEPOXETINE <for not climaxing

RAPE HER

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what does jb stand for
 
:ROFLMAO:LOL CAGED AT LIMP DICK CHAD.
DONT WORRY, THE GIRL WENT HOME HUMILIATED AND THINKS "Im too ugly for chad, my ugly hideous body couldn't get him hard"
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You have her subhuman need for attention in your hands.
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Get CIALIS <for staying hard
DEPOXETINE <for not climaxing

RAPE HER

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Didn't work for me. One time a girl wanted me to have sex with her and I couldn't get hard and I don't know why. Never had this problem before. It was very awkward. We were friends for a couple of months already, but after this embarassing situation she didn't want to speak to me ever again
 
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:ROFLMAO:LOL CAGED AT LIMP DICK CHAD.
DONT WORRY, THE GIRL WENT HOME HUMILIATED AND THINKS "Im too ugly for chad, my ugly hideous body couldn't get him hard"
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You have her subhuman need for attention in your hands.
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Get CIALIS <for staying hard
DEPOXETINE <for not climaxing

RAPE HER

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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

caged hard at this

nigga I’m not chad but luckily my wide asymmetrical jaw really helps me :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
 
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

caged hard at this

nigga I’m not chad but luckily my wide asymmetrical jaw really helps me :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
at least you get laid

i get to rot in my basement waiting for $200k of surgery
 
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

caged hard at this

nigga I’m not chad but luckily my wide asymmetrical jaw really helps me :dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels::dafuckfeels:
i started to dissassociate myself from ever getting laid as well its fucking over
 
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at least you get laid

i get to rot in my basement waiting for $200k of surgery
I would become an absolute chad with 200k

bro how do u make money tbh

any tips?

if I could get rhino and fix my gay nigger overbite with some implants for a taller ramus I’d be chad tbh
 
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I would become an absolute chad with 200k

bro how do u make money tbh

any tips?

if I could get rhino and fix my gay nigger overbite with some implants for a taller ramus I’d be chad tbh
i don have 200k

i have to save up

i have $50k only
 
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i have $50k only
keep bragging Chad :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:

How u make money tbh

also me and u need LL

3 inches would put me at 6’

u could defo get LL for like 18k somewhere and it isn’t that bad tbh

prolly my plan after facial surgeries tbh

looks = life

life begins at 6’
 
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no wonder shes virgin at that age:hnghn: back acne:feelswow:
nigga it ain’t that deep tbh she has a cute petite body and face and she’s tall, white w blue eyes so pretty good
 
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keep bragging Chad :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:

How u make money tbh

also me and u need LL

3 inches would put me at 6’

u could defo get LL for like 18k somewhere and it isn’t that bad tbh

prolly my plan after facial surgeries tbh

looks = life

life begins at 6’
i was planning to LL for $50k

but i might LL for $25k in russia

if i die there its ok it was over anyway

vacation to St. Petersburgh at the very least

I'm poor I barely make any make. I'm a subhuman with no future that rots in his room all day

$50k is nothing btw its poverty tier money

Yep for me life only beings at 6'3 with NW0 and BiMax with a Tripod Osteotomy
 
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