accidentally bonesmashed the back of my skull when i was a kid and it worked

[celmaxxer]

can confirm bonesmashing works cause i slipped and cracked my head real fucking hard on the pool edge and then it calcified and now i have a permanent lump on the back or my head.

thanks for reading i know im a genius and just finished a very long debate on whether or not bonesmashing works.

when u bonesmash tonight use a sledgehammer and do one real big hit on each cheekbone and two weeks from now u can come back and thank me