I have an impossibly gargantuan cock and balls. Like a whole ass tree with two of those water walking balls. But larger. Like that giant snake cryptid thing but rock hard. It’s absolutely massive. Most likely the biggest penis in the world. As long as both of my legs many times over and thicker than a person. My balls are so large that I have to crawl with my arms with reinforcment on my balls because they leave me feet off the ground, and they're as far as possible from floppy. I don't have to piss in the shower, I just leave the tip in the bowl while I scrub my giant balls and the rest of my cock. When I cum it takes forty minutes from busting to reach my giant tip. I need to use my arms and multiple other people over 12 hours to jerk off, and it's unusably large amounts of cum each time. I keep the tip in a specially made tanker or a canyon when I cum otherwise I fill up a house. I used to work for the fire department but quit when a guy set his house on fire just so I could put it out with my cum and impregnate his wife. I used to work at an aquarium as an exhibit because my cock was the largest in the world, larger even than a blue whale, but I had to leave when they used my balls as the floor in a room. I work at a strip club now. If multiple dancers need to use a pole at once, they get me to lie down on the floor and stroke me off for an hour while showing me giant asses clapping it up. Once I came due to the dancers stroking it. They had to rebuild that entire wing of the building. Now they have me work as a tourist attraction. Make the godly-endowed man cum. Dozens will rub me off until I fill up a swimming pool. I can't wear any clothes except for reinforcement pads for my giant balls. Oh, relationships? Yeah, I'm dating 5 phatassed girls and 1 ultraphatassed femboy. I didn't notice for a month because he was so feminine. They're stroking me off right now. They've been doing it for 10 hours. They're all the way across my megaultramansion as I sit on my gigantic balls. I can't stick my tip in anyone because they'd be split apart. The only thing I've been able to fuck was a specially constructed fleshlight but even then my size and the ludicrous amount of precum/cum I produced obliterated it after I busted.
this feels abusive atp
Wdym it doesn’t work
Okay let's see what we're working with.. woah.. Nice cock Thick but not too flaccid. Perfect length A nice 80 degree angle. Could trim the hairs a bit but we'll work on it. Yep.. I'd say that's a pretty good cock. I rate it.. 8.5/10. Good job Kiddo.
posted on behalf of a friend
That’s what they all say
find me one on tele i can’t find one for the life of me
he is literally replying to this thread
I don’t know any good search words
Yo he’s wearing a wire el wireo
I have no idea as i live pretty far away from Lund
E du från Lund??
Det är mer Sannolikhet att du hittar det i Malmö än i Lund
