Adam from the Bible lived to be 930 years old, despite Eve and Him transgression

[Vermilioncore]

Adam, the first human, lived to be 930. Imagine that shit.

Our lives are like the lives of a dog compared to him. Just for perspective, imagine someone born in the year 1091 and only just dying this year. Literally lived through 9 centuries and fucked only his wife Eve who lived to be almost just as old (though the Bible doesn’t specify what age she died)

Adam had his son Seth at the age 130. Imagine that shit. Today on earth 90 year old men are crippled fucks, but at 130 years old Adam was still fucking and pumping out high T cum and impregnating his girl.

So Adam was a gigachad high T even at age fucking 1000. But he still got cucked by the serpent. Stood no chance against that psychopath

 

[Kekee]

He only lived that long because he was eating Raw Meat and Blood.

 

[DesperadoRatado]

He only lived that long because he was eating Raw Meat and Blood.

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sv3rige is a stain to this diets community

 

[Gonthar]

We learned that stuff in school, religion is still taught in Romania, our teacher also said that Adam's son Cain after killing his brother Abel, was condemned by God to become immortal and 'walk the earth' until the Judgement Day, and I was like: "OMG, Cain is still alive today?" and the teacher said: "Yes, he is!".
I wonder what's he doing and where did he hide himself all these years...

 

[Rabbi]

Fictional character lives for a fictional amount of time.

gah damn

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Fictional character lives for a fictional amount of time.

gah damn

how long did curry gods live when they incarnated?

 

[ChadFucksYourOneitis]

God nerfed us hard.Imagine brilliant minds like Ramanujan and Von Neumann have that multi-century lifespan.

 

[Deleted member 3828]

Adam, the first human, lived to be 930. Imagine that shit.

Our lives are like the lives of a dog compared to him. Just for perspective, imagine someone born in the year 1091 and only just dying this year. Literally lived through 9 centuries and fucked only his wife Eve who lived to be almost just as old (though the Bible doesn’t specify what age she died)

Adam had his son Seth at the age 130. Imagine that shit. Today on earth 90 year old men are crippled fucks, but at 130 years old Adam was still fucking and pumping out high T cum and impregnating his girl.

So Adam was a gigachad high T even at age fucking 1000. But he still got cucked by the serpent. Stood no chance against that psychopath

How do you know he only fucked Eve? Did he do nofap?
They had to practice incest later on because there were no other people only their children
thoughts?

 

[DOggo]

We learned that stuff in school, religion is still taught in Romania, our teacher also said that Adam's son Cain after killing his brother Abel, was condemned by God to become immortal and 'walk the earth' until the Judgement Day, and I was like: "OMG, Cain is still alive today?" and the teacher said: "Yes, he is!".
I wonder what's he doing and where did he hide himself all these years...

probably rotting on 4chan

 

[Deleted member 1507]

Yeah let's take jewish lies at face value

 

[Rabbi]

how long did curry gods live when they incarnated?

No idea