Adam is technically a PSL/SMV/LMS 10

[Disabledcel]

He is the first human ever created so shouldn't he be technically the most desirable man for women? He has 0 gene errors and no falios whatsoever.

 

[Ascensionrequired]

 

[Gargantuan]

tbhngl

 

[randomvanish]

he spends his whole life with 1 woman. what a loser.

 

[Disabledcel]

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Âdam or Aadam is believed to have been the first human and nabi on Earth, in Islam. Adam's role as the father of the human race is looked upon by Muslims with reverence. Muslims also refer to his wife, Haawa, as the "mother of mankind".


Adám; Latin: Adam) is a figure in the Book of Genesis in the Hebrew Bible, from where he was adopted into Christian belief and the Quran. According to the creation myth[1] of the Abrahamic religions, he was the first man. In both Genesis and Quran, Adam and his wife were expelled from a Garden of Eden for eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

 

[Deleted member 5349]

He was designed in the eyes of god, so he should be a perfect unmoggable specimen

 

[Deleted member 5875]

yes hes 8ps 10/10 10smv but hes still a simp that got cucked by the original giga chad Lucifer take the snake pill

 

[Ascensionrequired]

Even the perfect male could not prevent his girl from eating forbidden fruits.

 

[Disabledcel]

yes hes 8ps 10/10 10smv but hes still a simp that got cucked by the original giga chad Lucifer take the snake pill

Even the perfect male could not prevent his girl from eating forbidden fruits.

Fuark it's over for over 100 billion gallons of men

 

[Eezz]

Adam himself got cucked, jfl no one is safe

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Adam probably looked like Gandy

 

[Virgincel]

Abel brothermogged Cain so hard, God preferred him and out of pure autistic rage, Cain roped him, maybe the first Virgin vs Chad ever written.

 

[aestheticallypleasin]

Bonelesscel, pasty white boy cel, gingercel, prey eyes, nct cel . its over for adam.

also mutations even created favourable changes jfl, it doesnt work like what youre saying.

 

[Disabledcel]

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Bonelesscel, pasty white boy cel, gingercel, prey eyes, nct cel . its over for adam.

also mutations even created favourable changes jfl, it doesnt work like what youre saying.

Creationism subject but bring your evolutionary viewpoint? Autism levels have peaked.

And we don't know what Adam actually looked like faggot.

 

[aestheticallypleasin]

Creationism subject but bring your evolutionary viewpoint? Autism levels have peaked.

And we don't know what Adam actually looked like faggot.

it was a joke faggot

Creationism subject but bring your evolutionary viewpoint? Autism levels have peaked.

Lol you did this yourself, "0 gene errors" - implying they came from further evolved humans.

 

[Disabledcel]

it was a joke faggot

 

[Deleted member 5185]

Implying there was ever magically a first human being as we currently know it

 

[Disabledcel]

Implying there was ever magically a first human being as we currently know it

Shut up

 

[Deleted member 5185]

Shut up
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