Dojo
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Adam Lanza is the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary Shooter, he had a history online on columbine forums. In one of his posts, it was a cookie recipe.
“Oatmeal Berry Chipnut Cookies!
Smigglestyle!Mix:
3 cup oats (The smaller and powderier the better)
1 cup flour (I’m partial to wheat)
1/2 cup water (Adding slightly more later on might help)
3/4 cup peanut butter (Not too liquid, not too solid. Juuust right!)
1/2 cup turbinado-style sugar (The larger the granules the better!)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (Ginger sucks)
1/2 teaspoon salt (Fuck anticaking agents)
1/2 cup dried cranberries (The smoother the better)
1/2 cup dried blueberries (The juicer the better)
1/2 cup milk-free chocolate chips (About a cubic centimetre per chip. Mingled units adds a flair of fun!)
Greased cookie trays are for commies.
Bake them for however long you want. Or not at all. They don’t have any meat in them, after all!”
