Adopt a Chinese kid. ASAP.

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ASAP. You'll get what I mean later, but don't question, just do it ASAP. You'll thank me later.
 
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Aight bro just did it, what now?
 
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Aight bro just did it, what now?
Alright bro if y'all adopted the Chinese kid. Just hold on, stay vigilant

Wait for instructions. Im also waiting for instructions from a higher up too he ordered me to make this thread.

I don't know what yet but the Chinese kid will be useful AF and we will basically ascend.

For now just feed it, give it a bed and water, some toys, just the basic stuff for it to live.
 
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Free robot
 
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Alright bro if y'all adopted the Chinese kid. Just hold on, stay vigilant

Wait for instructions. Im also waiting for instructions from a higher up too he ordered me to make this thread.

I don't know what yet but the Chinese kid will be useful AF and we will basically ascend.

For now just feed it, give it a bed and water, some toys, just the basic stuff for it to live.
Free robot
 
Alright bro if y'all adopted the Chinese kid. Just hold on, stay vigilant

Wait for instructions. Im also waiting for instructions from a higher up too he ordered me to make this thread.

I don't know what yet but the Chinese kid will be useful AF and we will basically ascend.

For now just feed it, give it a bed and water, some toys, just the basic stuff for it to live.
He already robbed me and left :dafuckfeels:
 
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I m waiting
 
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How old was it? It was supposed to be between a few months old to a few years old max.
9yo, might have ruined the plan:feelsbadman:
 
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9yo, might have ruined the plan:feelsbadman:
It's over you will never fucking ascend you worthless little fuck that failed to even do the simplest thing you fucking useless worthless fuck.
 
he will be my experiment
 
im rushing to the adoption center as i type this
 
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im rushing to the adoption center as i type this
Good. Some of you niggas know what's up at least unlike other retards.

And you niggas are the ones that will ascend.

The Chinese kid will be our tool for ascension.
 
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