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He can't be saved he has autism im pretty sure sorry bro.
 
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Girls don't want someone without friends. Get some friends. Getting laid is way easier if you have social connections that can introduce you to girls
 
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This is a 100% respect thread. All advice in this thread is for the betterment of returnofthecutecel.
 
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@returnofthecutecel 1 of your big problems is that you're a normie. You're wearing a generic zoomer uniform.


Ditch your current outfits and get some cool cloths
 
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Don't be desperate trying to get pussy. Just be cool an the whole process will go more smoothly
 
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You'll be starting from scratch with friends.

Avoid normies.

Get alt cloths. Get an alt circle and talk to alt girls
 
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Nichemaxxing is the current meta.
 
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Get interesting hobbies. Being boring won't help
 
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The only looksmax type shit I'd recommend are shoe lifts and thick soled boots, a new hairstyle and get really skinny
 
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Get interesting hobbies. Being boring won't help
I'm understating how bad it is to be boring. Girls love fun, they'll ditch you ass soon as they get bored. Being attractive is just the first step
 
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Girls don't want someone without friends. Get some friends. Getting laid is way easier if you have social connections that can introduce you to girls

FRIENDS DONT WANT SOMEONE WITHOUT GIRLS

WHAT BULLSHIT
 
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You'll die alone if you jfl at the advice I give you.


Deconstruct the tiktokcel bullshit you've been brainwashed with
surgery is the only thing that would help me
 
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You'll die alone if you jfl at the advice I give you.


Deconstruct the tiktokcel bullshit you've been brainwashed with
I know i'll die alone because i'll kms soon
 
@returnofthecutecel And don't jfl at well intentioned advice. Imagine a life were no one offered you any help aka adult life
 
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@returnofthecutecel And don't jfl at well intentioned advice. Imagine a life were no one offered you any help aka adult life
but thats redpill advice not blackpill
 
once a autistic nigga got a rule for himself he gon die for it :ROFLMAO:
 
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@returnofthecutecel I would be knee deep in pussy if I looked like you.
 
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ok then do a test of my pics in dating apps you'll face reality
Why are you using Dating apps if you're a minor? Aren't you in high school?

You're surrounded by girls
 
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Why are you using Dating apps if you're a minor? Aren't you in high school?

You're surrounded by girls
nigga wtf im not a minor im mid twenties
 
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I'll get back to this thread in a few minutes. Busy right now
 
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Fuck a prostitute. Girls can't tell if you're a virgin. Losing your virginity will make the next slay way easier
 
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I know what you look like BTW. I've seen you on .com
 
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I'm not going to act like making friends is easy in 2026. Gen Z is too socially stunted to function
 
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Fuck a prostitute. Girls can't tell if you're a virgin. Losing your virginity will make the next slay way easier
Absolute garbage advice, losing his virginity to a prostitute is the last thing he needs to do, seriously are you trying to make him feel more depressed and give him aids? The fuck is wrong with you
 
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Absolute garbage advice, losing his virginity to a prostitute is the last thing he needs to do, seriously are you trying to make him feel more depressed and give him aids? The fuck is wrong with you
Anyone who get's depressed from fucking a prostitute is a faggot.

I don't want to help anyone who's that insecure.
 
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Anyone who get's depressed from fucking a prostitute is a faggot.
No maybe they are just men with morals and values? If you feel great after losing your virginity/fucking a prostitute/paying for sex, then you are a pathetic bitch, period.
This thinking is exactly why men in 2026 are fucking undervalued to the core, bunch of lost souls with distorted filthy desires
 
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@returnofthecutecel this thread just has basic advice. I'll dm you the gatekept shit
 
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No maybe they are just men with morals and values? If you feel great after losing your virginity/fucking a prostitute/paying for sex, then you are a pathetic bitch, period.
This thinking is exactly why men in 2026 are fucking undervalued to the core, bunch of lost souls with distorted filthy desires
Morals and values are for fags. Kys tiktokcel
 
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Girls don't want someone without friends. Get some friends. Getting laid is way easier if you have social connections that can introduce you to girls
Very true

Giga red flag if u have no friends
 
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Just lie about having friends too
 
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Not red flag if u are HTN+
It is. A nigga like that might be able to get a ons, but the foid will quickly find out that he's lame and will look at him like he's a joke
 

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