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In the movie Little Miss Sunshine, there's this wonderful piece of advice that the grandpa gives it to his shy and awkward nephew, I really wish someone would have told me the same thing, when I was just a teenager:
"Can I give you some advice? Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made. Dwayne...That's your name, right? Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. Not just one woman. A lot of women. Are you gettin' any? You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any? No? Jesus. You're what, 15? You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world. See, right now you're jailbait. They're jailbait. It's perfect."
"Can I give you some advice? Well, I'm gonna give it to you anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made. Dwayne...That's your name, right? Dwayne? This is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. Not just one woman. A lot of women. Are you gettin' any? You can tell me, Dwayne. Are you gettin' any? No? Jesus. You're what, 15? You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world. See, right now you're jailbait. They're jailbait. It's perfect."