Cheesyrumble
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How can I look (10%) Korean?
So I am travelling to Seoul in August. I'm 21 years old and my parents are hesitant for some reason but I booked the flight anyway on my dad's credit card. They were ok in the end when I informed them that the trip was educational. I want to order a mail order boyfriend. I'm looking for a man who kind of looks like this: https://www.siliconwives.com/products/nick-asian-male-sex-doll
I know Yesstyle is a thing, but I don't want to look like a white (mousy, don't tell me it's brown, I was a towhead when I was like 5) blonde woman trying to look like a korean. Plus Yesstyle doesn't fit my big boobs and giant bubble butt which won't go away even after a starvation diet.
I actually want to look part Korean (but not fully though, I still want to look mostly white because I can't have people thinking I'm fully asian or something. I want to be able to remind people how I'm naturally blonde and my opa is lucky to be with a part white natural blonde) I have been eating nothing but one cup noodle and a spoonful of kimchi every day for a month.
I already have a story that my great grandfather is Korean and him and my great grandma overcame so much racism and be was a successful buisnessman (this is all completely true btw. I mean I'm already 15% Korean but I want to know how to look more 15% Korean than I already do) I will also claim that I am distantly related to BTS and they are my cousin (although I don't share enough DNA with them not to openly find them hot).
I want to look like my life is a romantic kdrama. I want my life to become a romantic kdrama.
I hear that Korean men are very sensitive and romantic and all know how to cook very well and do as many if not more chores than women do. They also cry and express their feelings. (However I want the whole relationship to be about me only and he can't cry or have feelings about anything when I don't want him to. He has to be able to read my mind 100% of the time. He's my asian trophy, not an actual person, DUH).
I am hoping to start an AMWF vlogging channel on YouTube and tiktok where I covertly fetishize my mail order namja chiu while I imply about how progressive AMWF couples are and where mail order namja chiu smiles and nods while I act low key like a brat and tease him occasionally but he acts all calm and gentle and passive and in awe of how hot and blonde I am. We will talk about our extremely exciting (it's only exciting because it's AMWF and we taste japanese candy and zoom in on my cats from time to time) lives as a very interesting couple.
I want to make white girls jealous that I am part Korean and Korean girls jealous that I'm mostly white and blonde. I also want to make them jealous of my extremely fun and romance filled life and my progressive romantic asian male and kdrama lifestyle.
What do you ladies recommend?
So I am travelling to Seoul in August. I'm 21 years old and my parents are hesitant for some reason but I booked the flight anyway on my dad's credit card. They were ok in the end when I informed them that the trip was educational. I want to order a mail order boyfriend. I'm looking for a man who kind of looks like this: https://www.siliconwives.com/products/nick-asian-male-sex-doll
I know Yesstyle is a thing, but I don't want to look like a white (mousy, don't tell me it's brown, I was a towhead when I was like 5) blonde woman trying to look like a korean. Plus Yesstyle doesn't fit my big boobs and giant bubble butt which won't go away even after a starvation diet.
I actually want to look part Korean (but not fully though, I still want to look mostly white because I can't have people thinking I'm fully asian or something. I want to be able to remind people how I'm naturally blonde and my opa is lucky to be with a part white natural blonde) I have been eating nothing but one cup noodle and a spoonful of kimchi every day for a month.
I already have a story that my great grandfather is Korean and him and my great grandma overcame so much racism and be was a successful buisnessman (this is all completely true btw. I mean I'm already 15% Korean but I want to know how to look more 15% Korean than I already do) I will also claim that I am distantly related to BTS and they are my cousin (although I don't share enough DNA with them not to openly find them hot).
I want to look like my life is a romantic kdrama. I want my life to become a romantic kdrama.
I hear that Korean men are very sensitive and romantic and all know how to cook very well and do as many if not more chores than women do. They also cry and express their feelings. (However I want the whole relationship to be about me only and he can't cry or have feelings about anything when I don't want him to. He has to be able to read my mind 100% of the time. He's my asian trophy, not an actual person, DUH).
I am hoping to start an AMWF vlogging channel on YouTube and tiktok where I covertly fetishize my mail order namja chiu while I imply about how progressive AMWF couples are and where mail order namja chiu smiles and nods while I act low key like a brat and tease him occasionally but he acts all calm and gentle and passive and in awe of how hot and blonde I am. We will talk about our extremely exciting (it's only exciting because it's AMWF and we taste japanese candy and zoom in on my cats from time to time) lives as a very interesting couple.
I want to make white girls jealous that I am part Korean and Korean girls jealous that I'm mostly white and blonde. I also want to make them jealous of my extremely fun and romance filled life and my progressive romantic asian male and kdrama lifestyle.
What do you ladies recommend?
