PseudoMaxxer
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Back here rambling like a schizo, it’s over for me.
So I just got back, it’s 4 am btw, this night was trash. First off, I met my friends while they were eating goyslop at McDonalds, I sat down and they all looked at me like I was some criminal and started being passive-aggressive (fucking hate that shit) then this faggot straight up tells me he’s gonna beat me up and that he wouldn’t care about killing if not for the political consequences (getting in Jail)
JFL at this clown, saw too much Dexter edits he thought he was him, everyone cringed hard at his retarded ass.
But after a bit of talking, we got back to talking semi-normally and I was able to larp NT pretty fucking well.
The good part starts here, I started larping HARD about making a shit ton of money out of my old job that they think I’m still in, fucking retards were telling me I was larping, well no shit Sherlock but they believed it and it increased my status in the group.
After a bit we go to the city…this was something that my incel secluded brain has forgotten about totally. Paradise of pussy.
All types of prime pussy and milfs…all in dressed with half their boobs out, couldn’t focus at times from how much dopamine was hitting my brain in the moment, but at the end I got used to it and it was fine.
Then…we meet up with the foids….i didn’t count them but I’d say 15 foids.
I was super NT like @Gaygymmaxx told me to, went there, said “Hi nice to meet you
” with a soft smile and shook everyone’s hand and I was chilling, kicked back and I never talked to them again since they didn’t really try to talk to me and only talked to my friends.
The foid stats were: all MTBs, but one of them was a cute blonde short MTB with a fat ass that I wanted to fuck since the moment I seen it.
Of course in of the guys tried to turned me into a jester and the moment I showed up he said “see? I told you he’s as tall as you ahahahah” you fucking nigger, I raged inside but kept it cool and just said “you’re retarded dude” and the foid didn’t really notice.
Then we spent the night talking (didn’t talk to the foids) but one of them they call her “the sucker” cuz I guess she loves to suck dick, disgusting whore.
At the end of the night, I talked to one of the guys and he asked me what were my plans with the group and I told him I legit wanted to join them and have someone to go out with, even tho this shit was boring as fuxk, and he told me “well, we gotta see what they say” meaning the other friends would talk about “well, we should let Pseudo in or not?”
give me a break you fucking cucks, like I give a fuck genuinely nothing changed from me before meeting them to now.
The foids are terra normies I think they were legit NPCs, nothing I heard come out of their mouth was smart.
Then I was about to say good bye to everyone and I went to dap up my friends and once I was to the last 2 foods that stayed till late (one of them is the cute blonde MTB) I gave her my hand and she basically slapped it like a very ND dap up (fucking over for her) So I came up with the genius idea and I thought “I’m gonna stand out and look super chill like this”
So I told her “nope, not that way, you gotta dap me up like this” and started trying to get a good dap up with her, she was stroking my hands with her soft SUPER SMALL hands and I was enjoying it and I said “ok you don’t gotta rape my hand lol” and she started laughing hard af (Getting ready for my BIC) then passed to her friend and once done told them “aight cool, good job” and told everyone good bye and went home.
I thinks there’s definitely something between me and that bitch now I’m probably having my usual incel fantasies but could be insane to fuck that prime 18yo pussy ngl.
If we go out again I’m gonna ask if they asked about me (probably not since we didn’t talk at all)
Only bad thing is that one of these 2 hoes are the ones that the group HTN wants to fuck and another dude too, and these 2 have the last word in the group and are basically the “leaders” (fucking normie scums) so I might have ended my career there in that moment by flirting with these foids but it was so subtle that no one probably noticed me and them touching and playing with our hands.
If I’m going out again with them, I’m most definitely ruining it for everyone, I’m gonna try my hardest to fuck that lil perfect ass that bitch got. They didn’t want to show me the foids from the start because they knew my manlet game is undefeated
Back here rambling like a schizo, it’s over for me.
So I just got back, it’s 4 am btw, this night was trash. First off, I met my friends while they were eating goyslop at McDonalds, I sat down and they all looked at me like I was some criminal and started being passive-aggressive (fucking hate that shit) then this faggot straight up tells me he’s gonna beat me up and that he wouldn’t care about killing if not for the political consequences (getting in Jail)
JFL at this clown, saw too much Dexter edits he thought he was him, everyone cringed hard at his retarded ass.
But after a bit of talking, we got back to talking semi-normally and I was able to larp NT pretty fucking well.
The good part starts here, I started larping HARD about making a shit ton of money out of my old job that they think I’m still in, fucking retards were telling me I was larping, well no shit Sherlock but they believed it and it increased my status in the group.
After a bit we go to the city…this was something that my incel secluded brain has forgotten about totally. Paradise of pussy.
All types of prime pussy and milfs…all in dressed with half their boobs out, couldn’t focus at times from how much dopamine was hitting my brain in the moment, but at the end I got used to it and it was fine.
Then…we meet up with the foids….i didn’t count them but I’d say 15 foids.
I was super NT like @Gaygymmaxx told me to, went there, said “Hi nice to meet you
” with a soft smile and shook everyone’s hand and I was chilling, kicked back and I never talked to them again since they didn’t really try to talk to me and only talked to my friends. The foid stats were: all MTBs, but one of them was a cute blonde short MTB with a fat ass that I wanted to fuck since the moment I seen it.
Of course in of the guys tried to turned me into a jester and the moment I showed up he said “see? I told you he’s as tall as you ahahahah” you fucking nigger, I raged inside but kept it cool and just said “you’re retarded dude” and the foid didn’t really notice.
Then we spent the night talking (didn’t talk to the foids) but one of them they call her “the sucker” cuz I guess she loves to suck dick, disgusting whore.
At the end of the night, I talked to one of the guys and he asked me what were my plans with the group and I told him I legit wanted to join them and have someone to go out with, even tho this shit was boring as fuxk, and he told me “well, we gotta see what they say” meaning the other friends would talk about “well, we should let Pseudo in or not?”
give me a break you fucking cucks, like I give a fuck genuinely nothing changed from me before meeting them to now.
The foids are terra normies I think they were legit NPCs, nothing I heard come out of their mouth was smart.
Then I was about to say good bye to everyone and I went to dap up my friends and once I was to the last 2 foods that stayed till late (one of them is the cute blonde MTB) I gave her my hand and she basically slapped it like a very ND dap up (fucking over for her
) So I came up with the genius idea and I thought “I’m gonna stand out and look super chill like this”So I told her “nope, not that way, you gotta dap me up like this” and started trying to get a good dap up with her, she was stroking my hands with her soft SUPER SMALL hands and I was enjoying it and I said “ok you don’t gotta rape my hand lol” and she started laughing hard af
(Getting ready for my BIC) then passed to her friend and once done told them “aight cool, good job” and told everyone good bye and went home.I thinks there’s definitely something between me and that bitch now
I’m probably having my usual incel fantasies but could be insane to fuck that prime 18yo pussy ngl.If we go out again I’m gonna ask if they asked about me (probably not since we didn’t talk at all)
Only bad thing is that one of these 2 hoes are the ones that the group HTN wants to fuck and another dude too, and these 2 have the last word in the group and are basically the “leaders” (fucking normie scums) so I might have ended my career there in that moment by flirting with these foids
but it was so subtle that no one probably noticed me and them touching and playing with our hands.If I’m going out again with them, I’m most definitely ruining it for everyone, I’m gonna try my hardest to fuck that lil perfect ass that bitch got
. They didn’t want to show me the foids from the start because they knew my manlet game is undefeated 
