dibulax
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TLDR AT THE END
Alright so a little backstory, I was invited to the birthday party of a kid from my school by 2 of my friends
I didn't know ANYONE there except for them
When I got there, I was quite awkward as you can imagine. I practically just said hi to everyone I knew then sat on the couch and pretended I was occupied
Eventually, my female friend came up to me with a couple of her FEMALE friends
Once again, I was quite awkward as talking to women, or anyone new for that matter, is not at all my strong suit, I just sat on my phone while sitting with them and tried to make jokes to lighten the tension
They all kept trying to get me to get off the couch and go make friends with some people there, I made maybe 3 new male friends by the end of the night
This back and forth of them getting me off the couch and me going back onto it lasts for about 3 hours, UNTIL..
All 4 of them ask me to come to the guest room to watch some shows. You know what's in a guest room? A bed
So there I am, sitting awkwardly and incredibly uncomfortably on the edge of the bed with multiple girls on it, I chose to turn on SpongeBob of course
Eventually, after a few minutes, 2 of the girls leave the room and that leaves me laying on the bed, with a girl, in the guest room, all alone
Were laying maybe 4 inches away from each other until I fake re-adjust my posture to lay slightly closer to her
At this point, the bare skin of our arms are touching, AND SHE DOESN'T MOVE HER ARM, I GLANCE AT HER FACE AND SHES SHOWING NO DISCOMFORT AT ALL
This goes on for about 20 more minutes, she doesn't move whatsoever, it's just me, an MTB, and SpongeBob
Eventually, the other girls come back to the room(one of the girls is smearing raw honey on the bottom of my shoe???), they all ask why were laying so close to each other, she still doesn't move
While she's out of the room 2 girls ask me if something is going on between us
Alright, I'm gonna fast forward as this is getting quite long
She's about to leave and says something along the lines of "Byeee dibulax, nice meeting you, you seem like a cool friend", I know she said friend but I'm not chad you retard, we just met and that's expected
SHE GIVES ME A GOODBYE FIST BUMP, I DIDN'T OFFER IT SHE OFFERED IT. SHE DIDN'T GIVE ANY OTHER GUY A PHYSICAL GOODBYE EXCEPT FOR ME
Right as I get home, I get a text from my female friend saying, "dibulax u and ____ are kinda cute idkkkk", you're thinking, she's obviously teasing you dibulax, NOPE
Well guess the fuck what, the girl I was laying with left the party with my female friend, I knew that they were in the same car when she sent that, SHE PROBABLY MADE HER SEND THAT
My female friend asked if I'd like to hangout with her this weekend and of course I said yes, It's most likely gonna be a sort of double date since my female friend is bringing her boyfriend(my bestfriend) along with us
HOPEFUEL LIFEFUEL I AM THE FUCKING GOAT THE FUCKING SLAYER
TLDR: My female friend introduced me to a girl at a party, we laid down alone in the guest room bed together watching SpongeBob, Most likely going to hangout again in a week
Alright so a little backstory, I was invited to the birthday party of a kid from my school by 2 of my friends
I didn't know ANYONE there except for them
When I got there, I was quite awkward as you can imagine. I practically just said hi to everyone I knew then sat on the couch and pretended I was occupied
Eventually, my female friend came up to me with a couple of her FEMALE friends
Once again, I was quite awkward as talking to women, or anyone new for that matter, is not at all my strong suit, I just sat on my phone while sitting with them and tried to make jokes to lighten the tension
They all kept trying to get me to get off the couch and go make friends with some people there, I made maybe 3 new male friends by the end of the night
This back and forth of them getting me off the couch and me going back onto it lasts for about 3 hours, UNTIL..
All 4 of them ask me to come to the guest room to watch some shows. You know what's in a guest room? A bed
So there I am, sitting awkwardly and incredibly uncomfortably on the edge of the bed with multiple girls on it, I chose to turn on SpongeBob of course
Eventually, after a few minutes, 2 of the girls leave the room and that leaves me laying on the bed, with a girl, in the guest room, all alone
Were laying maybe 4 inches away from each other until I fake re-adjust my posture to lay slightly closer to her
At this point, the bare skin of our arms are touching, AND SHE DOESN'T MOVE HER ARM, I GLANCE AT HER FACE AND SHES SHOWING NO DISCOMFORT AT ALL
This goes on for about 20 more minutes, she doesn't move whatsoever, it's just me, an MTB, and SpongeBob
Eventually, the other girls come back to the room(one of the girls is smearing raw honey on the bottom of my shoe???), they all ask why were laying so close to each other, she still doesn't move
While she's out of the room 2 girls ask me if something is going on between us
Alright, I'm gonna fast forward as this is getting quite long
She's about to leave and says something along the lines of "Byeee dibulax, nice meeting you, you seem like a cool friend", I know she said friend but I'm not chad you retard, we just met and that's expected
SHE GIVES ME A GOODBYE FIST BUMP, I DIDN'T OFFER IT SHE OFFERED IT. SHE DIDN'T GIVE ANY OTHER GUY A PHYSICAL GOODBYE EXCEPT FOR ME
Right as I get home, I get a text from my female friend saying, "dibulax u and ____ are kinda cute idkkkk", you're thinking, she's obviously teasing you dibulax, NOPE
Well guess the fuck what, the girl I was laying with left the party with my female friend, I knew that they were in the same car when she sent that, SHE PROBABLY MADE HER SEND THAT
My female friend asked if I'd like to hangout with her this weekend and of course I said yes, It's most likely gonna be a sort of double date since my female friend is bringing her boyfriend(my bestfriend) along with us
HOPEFUEL LIFEFUEL I AM THE FUCKING GOAT THE FUCKING SLAYER
TLDR: My female friend introduced me to a girl at a party, we laid down alone in the guest room bed together watching SpongeBob, Most likely going to hangout again in a week