Age larping for LTR?

[Deleted member 17578]

Sounds like a headache

having to larp being ill for 1 day, 1 year into a LTR?

if thats already too much work, a LTR is never going to work anyways for you

 

[klip11]

I genuinely can't remember the last time someone asked how old I was as a social question, but yes if you want to use the extreme example of an 11 year age gap to demonstrate how it can harm your dating prospects then you're right, it can.

I think this forum has a bit of an obsession with 'JBs' and it sets a lot of people up for failure in that they discount perfectly decent women right in front of their eyes in favour of chasing the pussy they never got as teenagers. A 22 year old virgin who never got laid in College can easily turn into a 30 year old virgin by spending years getting ghosted on Tinder by 18 year olds when he could've just asked someone around his age on a date and been fine and just coped with the fact that she'd had sex before.

Stop being an age cuck

 

[geezcel]

my uncle larped for years about his age around his new wife
not sure if she knows now considering he looks like utter shit and no one else pretends he’s younger
is funny if you don’t plan on being with them for too long

 

[oldcell]

How actual for me

For lays of course for LTR maybe too

41 here looking early 30, people estimate 28 too, i cannot date women my age looks like i am with mother with 40 years old women

 

[Deleted member 2268]

Not really-

Slaying in a club/bar you probably have 1 in 1000 chance of actually having a girl come back to yours- it’s basically unheard of for girls to hookup with strangers

It’s higher than that but still hard. I got my first 40 slays through cold approaching at bars

 

[Deleted member 23114]

meeting girls irl isnt possible in 2023- I went out many time and uni constantly socialsied and never got anywhere with any girls irl

youre probably coping cos you rate yourself as an average guy but youre actually well below average and want a HTB. AHHAHAH you're coping too hard when you say you get nowhere with any girls IRL and that most people meet through dating apps that's the biggest cope i've heard. How tf can you go to uni and go out a lot and get nowhere you must look like legit dog shit i'm sorry. Even fucking ugly guys get girls in clubs on occasions. It's probably cause you giga fraud your photos only explanation.

I went to the club four times last year as i was too busy studying and fucked the first two times and literally went up to the girl and said 'want to fuck?' and she said 'yes' and after groping her and kissing her took her home and railed them both raw. Both were slim MTB's and white the second one was a dancer and had a giga good body and had literally turned 18 the week before and fags on here would rate HTB.
She was dancing apparently with some tall fag all night who kept buying her drinks and she told me he was fuming when i walked over and literally took her off him (i didn't see) and was staring as i was making out with her. She then showed me after we fucked him snapchatting her saying 'where have you gone?' 'Did you go with that guy?' JFL.

The third occassion i approached some MTB who was eye fucking me hard and began kissing her and pushing up against the wall etc but i was with my incel fucking friend and felt bad as he watched and he kept cock blocking me. So i gave my number to message me at the end of the night and we can fuck but my phone died. Woke up the next day to her messaging me at 4am saying 'where are you??' etc. JFL.

IT'S OVER FOR YOU.

 

[User49]

Think in solutions, not issues.

1) Larp ur birthday as having happened 1 week before you guys started getting serious. Giving you more than a year before this problem would even occur.

That already gives you a full year, a lot of LTRs will break down before that point anyways.

Then what about your first birthday? LARP a disease/illness and say you had to cancel your birthday. Optional: Send some cards to yourself from friends/family that you show to your family. Let a friend make a video-congratulation and send it to you.

Now for your next birthday your LTR already lasts 2 years. It's likely she won't even care about you having lied about your age at this point since she is already too invested.


I will larp age for all my future LTRs aswell since no quality woman is going to accept a 27yo guy with almost 0 sexual/relationship experience. Women did this to me, u gotta cheat the game to win.

Based as always