AI is fucking insane now - Nano Banana Pro

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Years ago we were coping with machine learning & deepfakes,
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It's accelerating at horrendous speed, I kinda lost my photography passion due to fucking phones with built ai, why do I even need $$$ lenses/lighting equipment and rot in Lightroom, when any dipshit can take selfie and tell ai to enhance the lighting (rebuilt from zero) etc lollllll
 
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Years ago we were coping with machine learning & deepfakes,
high quality GIF


It's accelerating at horrendous speed, I kinda lost my photography passion due to fucking phones with built ai, why do I even need $$$ lenses/lighting equipment and rot in Lightroom, when any dipshit can take selfie and tell ai to enhance the lighting (rebuilt from zero) etc lollllll
Me too, i used to maniac photoshop all the time.

I mean there are even discord bots that can edit shit reliably in seconds with one command lol, @pope is making gay porn with it (his biggest hobby)
 
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Yeah that's the worst image out of the bunch tbh. Mainly because of the background though.
even if u ignore the hallucinatiosn the always look over processed and uncanny, there is something just off about ai generated pics
 
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Waiting for the inevitable AI Chadfish Tinder experiments.
 
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Waiting for the inevitable AI Chadfish Tinder experiments.
you could use AI for pre selection, get photos of urself and add a hot girl with you

or put urself in high end rich places like a private jet
 
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Waiting for the inevitable AI Chadfish Tinder experiments.
There already are plenty but they were pretty mid before this.

Where this gets worse, is that with the current technology we can also completely deepfake LIVE videos from just one photo (Google it up if you don't believe me). So all it takes is for you to generate a hyper realistic image, deepfake it onto yourself in real-time, and you're suddenly a person that doesn't even exist.

So for example @RRM, who facetimed gengar for verification, could've faked it all with one button lol.:feelswhy:
 
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My dick is a nano-banana
 
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I thought it would atleast take a year or two before we could get 100% indistinguishable AI pictures, but no, it's already there, accessible to literally everyone with good enough prompt.

here, guess which one of these images is AI, and which is real:

View attachment 4389303View attachment 4389304View attachment 4389305View attachment 4389306

Ready?

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If you guessed the first one, you're wrong, it's actually all of them.

When i first saw this i literally couldn't believe it before i was shown the prompts.

{

"subject": {
"description": "Young woman taking bathroom mirror selfie, innocent doe eyes but the outfit tells another story",
"mirror_rules": "facing mirror, hips slightly angled, close to mirror filling frame",
"age": "early 20s",

"expression": {
"eyes": "big innocent doe eyes looking up through lashes, 'who me?' energy",
"mouth": "soft pout, lips slightly parted, maybe tiny tongue touching corner",
"brows": "soft, slightly raised, faux innocent",
"overall": "angel face but devil body, the contrast is the whole point"
},

"hair": {
"color": "platinum blonde",
"style": "messy bun or claw clip, loose strands framing face, effortless"
},

"body": {
"waist": "tiny",
"ass": "round, full, fabric of shorts riding up and clinging between cheeks, every curve visible through thin athletic material",
"thighs": "thick, soft, shorts barely containing"
},

"clothing": {
"top": {
"type": "ULTRA mini crop tee",
"color": "yellow",
"graphic": "single BANANA logo/graphic",
"fit": "barely containing chest, fabric stretched tight, ends just below, shows full stomach"
},
"bottom": {
"type": "tight tennis skort or athletic booty shorts",
"color": "white",
"material": "thin stretchy athletic fabric",
"fit": "vacuum tight, riding up, clinging between cheeks, fabric creases visible, leaving nothing to imagination"
}
},

"face": {
"features": "pretty - big eyes, small nose, full lips",
"makeup": "minimal, natural, lip gloss, no-makeup makeup"
}
},

"accessories": {
"headwear": {
"type": "Goorin Bros cap",
"details": "black with animal patch, worn backwards or tilted"
},
"headphones": {
"type": "over-ear white headphones",
"position": "around neck"
},
"device": {
"type": "iPhone",
"details": "visible in mirror, held at chest level"
}
},

"photography": {
"camera_style": "casual iPhone mirror selfie, NOT professional",
"quality": "iPhone camera - good but not studio, realistic social media quality",
"angle": "eye-level, straight on mirror",
"shot_type": "3/4 body, close to mirror",
"aspect_ratio": "9:16 vertical",
"texture": "natural, slightly grainy iPhone look, not over-processed"
},

"background": {
"setting": "regular apartment bathroom",
"style": "normal NYC apartment bathroom, not luxury",
"elements": [
"white subway tile walls",
"basic bathroom mirror with good lighting above",
"simple white sink vanity",
"toiletries visible - skincare bottles, toothbrush holder",
"towel hanging on hook",
"maybe shower curtain edge visible",
"small plant on counter"
],
"atmosphere": "real bathroom, lived-in, normal home",
"lighting": "good vanity lighting above mirror - bright, even, flattering but not studio"
},

"vibe": {
"energy": "innocent face + sinful body = the whole game",
"mood": "just got ready for tennis but making content first, 'what?' expression while wearing basically nothing",
"contrast": "doe eyes + ass eating the shorts = lethal",
"caption_energy": "'tennis anyone? 🍌' or 'running late oops'"
}
}

Want to meet Forrest Gump? You got it

View attachment 4389310

Want to star in The Matrix? Say no more!

View attachment 4389311

Maybe you want to find yourself in the middle of a Vikings movie shoot?

View attachment 4389314

Here is a difference between Nano Banana, and Nano Banana Pro:

View attachment 4389315

vs

View attachment 4389316

I'm actually at a loss of words. You can literally not believe anything on the internet anymore, you could be getting catfished by someone that isn't even real lmao.

@Jason Voorhees @TechnoBoss @Insomnia @Orka @Daddy's Home
Google is Cracked asf

they in comp with openai
 
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being from the land of solar-powered flash lights and sub marines with screen doors
Not sure what you mean but okay. If being in the top 30 most humanly developed countries in the world (despite being raped for 200 years) is 'brutal' nowadays then i don't know what to tell ya.
 
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you can still tell that’s ai
 
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That
I thought it would atleast take a year or two before we could get 100% indistinguishable AI pictures, but no, it's already there, accessible to literally everyone with good enough prompt.

here, guess which one of these images is AI, and which is real:

View attachment 4389303View attachment 4389304View attachment 4389305View attachment 4389306

Ready?

---






If you guessed the first one, you're wrong, it's actually all of them.

When i first saw this i literally couldn't believe it before i was shown the prompts.

{

"subject": {
"description": "Young woman taking bathroom mirror selfie, innocent doe eyes but the outfit tells another story",
"mirror_rules": "facing mirror, hips slightly angled, close to mirror filling frame",
"age": "early 20s",

"expression": {
"eyes": "big innocent doe eyes looking up through lashes, 'who me?' energy",
"mouth": "soft pout, lips slightly parted, maybe tiny tongue touching corner",
"brows": "soft, slightly raised, faux innocent",
"overall": "angel face but devil body, the contrast is the whole point"
},

"hair": {
"color": "platinum blonde",
"style": "messy bun or claw clip, loose strands framing face, effortless"
},

"body": {
"waist": "tiny",
"ass": "round, full, fabric of shorts riding up and clinging between cheeks, every curve visible through thin athletic material",
"thighs": "thick, soft, shorts barely containing"
},

"clothing": {
"top": {
"type": "ULTRA mini crop tee",
"color": "yellow",
"graphic": "single BANANA logo/graphic",
"fit": "barely containing chest, fabric stretched tight, ends just below, shows full stomach"
},
"bottom": {
"type": "tight tennis skort or athletic booty shorts",
"color": "white",
"material": "thin stretchy athletic fabric",
"fit": "vacuum tight, riding up, clinging between cheeks, fabric creases visible, leaving nothing to imagination"
}
},

"face": {
"features": "pretty - big eyes, small nose, full lips",
"makeup": "minimal, natural, lip gloss, no-makeup makeup"
}
},

"accessories": {
"headwear": {
"type": "Goorin Bros cap",
"details": "black with animal patch, worn backwards or tilted"
},
"headphones": {
"type": "over-ear white headphones",
"position": "around neck"
},
"device": {
"type": "iPhone",
"details": "visible in mirror, held at chest level"
}
},

"photography": {
"camera_style": "casual iPhone mirror selfie, NOT professional",
"quality": "iPhone camera - good but not studio, realistic social media quality",
"angle": "eye-level, straight on mirror",
"shot_type": "3/4 body, close to mirror",
"aspect_ratio": "9:16 vertical",
"texture": "natural, slightly grainy iPhone look, not over-processed"
},

"background": {
"setting": "regular apartment bathroom",
"style": "normal NYC apartment bathroom, not luxury",
"elements": [
"white subway tile walls",
"basic bathroom mirror with good lighting above",
"simple white sink vanity",
"toiletries visible - skincare bottles, toothbrush holder",
"towel hanging on hook",
"maybe shower curtain edge visible",
"small plant on counter"
],
"atmosphere": "real bathroom, lived-in, normal home",
"lighting": "good vanity lighting above mirror - bright, even, flattering but not studio"
},

"vibe": {
"energy": "innocent face + sinful body = the whole game",
"mood": "just got ready for tennis but making content first, 'what?' expression while wearing basically nothing",
"contrast": "doe eyes + ass eating the shorts = lethal",
"caption_energy": "'tennis anyone? 🍌' or 'running late oops'"
}
}

Want to meet Forrest Gump? You got it

View attachment 4389310

Want to star in The Matrix? Say no more!

View attachment 4389311

Maybe you want to find yourself in the middle of a Vikings movie shoot?

View attachment 4389314

Here is a difference between Nano Banana, and Nano Banana Pro:

View attachment 4389315

vs

View attachment 4389316

I'm actually at a loss of words. You can literally not believe anything on the internet anymore, you could be getting catfished by someone that isn't even real lmao.

@Jason Voorhees @TechnoBoss @Insomnia @Orka @Daddy's Home
Fucking last one is insane
 
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There already are plenty but they were pretty mid before this.

Where this gets worse, is that with the current technology we can also completely deepfake LIVE videos from just one photo (Google it up if you don't believe me). So all it takes is for you to generate a hyper realistic image, deepfake it onto yourself in real-time, and you're suddenly a person that doesn't even exist.

So for example @RRM, who facetimed gengar for verification, could've faked it all with one button lol.:feelswhy:
I guarantee you it was legit
 
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I guarantee you it was legit
I'm not doubting you lol, i'm just saying it's possible nowadays which is pretty scary

imagine facetiming your long distance GF and it's just a guy with a deepfake :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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How AI has not effected law is baffling
 
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