airport security just pat me down

[Petsmart]

they thought my dick was a weapon

 

[Aloof]

they thought i had stuff hidden in my ass hole

 

[Jgns]

they thought i had stuff hidden in my ass hole

oops mb gang!

 

[Mogs Me]

The airport security after realizing the metal detector was beeping cuz of dih ring instead of a deadly weapon

 

[Petsmart]

they thought i had stuff hidden in my ass hole

thats just the shit crusted between yo cheeks gang

 

[Aloof]

thats just the shit crusted between yo cheeks gang

they were chipping off diahrea bits off for ASMR sound effects

 

[Petsmart]

The airport security after realizing the metal detector was beeping cuz of dih ring instead of a deadly weapon

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the metal butt plug in my ass

 

[TheGreatDetective]

If people who smuggle drugs put them up their ahh then how do people smuggle illegal exotic animals

 

[woketruecell]

they thought my dick was a weapon

they thought it was a mini knife

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

Mine is, you better wear Kevlar trousers

 

[WickedNazarene]

My weapon is my skin colour

 

[Petsmart]

If people who smuggle drugs put them up their ahh then how do people smuggle illegal exotic animals

uncircumcised niggas

 

[Aloof]

If people who smuggle drugs put them up their ahh then how do people smuggle illegal exotic animals

pocket pussy method

 

[Miami]

Something very similar happened to me too

https://looksmax.org/threads/airport-tsa-thought-my-dick-was-a-weapon-gtfih.1948406/

Guess it's a lot more common than I thought

 

[blinkers]

they thought my dick was a weapon

Were you hard be honest