Airport SMV ranking in the UK

[SecularIslamist]

Heathrow - Chad airlines

All the bougie airlines. They travel all around the globe and only to other high class airports like themselves. You can sometimes see celebrities and sport teams use the airport to catch connecting flights. Even the fucking Indians here are higher class than 99.9 of their countries. The airport itself is immaculate and infrastructure is modern (idk if it applies to all terminals though)

Even if they have a low budget airliners then the average cost of the flight is 2-3x higher than other airports for no other reason other than to avoid plebs. The staff and airline crew are high SMV and looks are definitely a criteria for applications. Sub-MTBs are barred from applying.

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Manchester / Birmingham - Normie airways

Just like Heathrow they also fly all around the world. You still get the main national and private airliners like British Airways, KLM and Virgin Atlantic. But the people using these airports are your average Joe Normie who is out with his family trying to holiday. These are not too bad and should be the minimum requirement for flying.

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Stansted / Luton / East Midlands - The fucking trenches

Absolute scum tier. Seriously reconsider if you ever try to book at these airports. They can ruin your entire experience before it even begins. The airport stinks of alcohol, weed and there is usually liquid all over the floor. It's noisy and people are ofc low class and pleb since they market flights to Europe and beyond as low as £12 direcr sometimes which is cheaper than a haircut. They never fly to anywhere far, and only rely on cheap airliners like Wizz, Ryanair and easyJet. The people are loud and obnoxious with no manners or basic civility. Not to mention the average flight attendants are fat obese gremlin who shouldn't be working in cramped spaces.

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@Nectar @estonianslayerr @try2beme @pexy @Jason Voorhees

 

[inyerta]

This thread is pure autism

 

[SecularIslamist]

This thread is pure autism

What else am I gonna do on a Sunday night nigga?

 

[Joeseminate]

Stansted / Luton / East Midlands - The fucking trenches

my stomping grounds

 

[pexy]

heathrow is goated

what do you think about gatwick

 

[SecularIslamist]

heathrow is goated

what do you think about gatwick

Gatwick is mid imo. They tend to have a mix of cheap and upper tier. The airport itself isn't that great just looks average but I've seen worse...

 

[Former Shortcel]

Ive only ever travelled via manchester airport

 

[SecularIslamist]

Ive only ever travelled via manchester airport

It's the only good option northerners have if they're going far tbh. I haven't been but I'm sure places like Newcastle, Leeds and Bradford are dogshit tier also.