AIRPORT TSA THOUGHT MY DICK WAS A WEAPON (GTFIH!)

[Miami]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.

Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.

I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner

Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.

She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.

Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.

I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).

We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

 

[Eggshells]

Tales from the slums of Tajikistan

 

[dinhas]

Tales

 

[incelincel]

tales

 

[dudeguy123]

 

[super_cuck69]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
View attachment 4788726
Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
View attachment 4788774
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
View attachment 4788781
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
View attachment 4788934
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
View attachment 4789163
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
View attachment 4789097
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
View attachment 4791186
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

fried porn addict brained ape

 

[acm]

i am mirin your writing skills

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Nice writing
Unfortunately women only do thid to tall man

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Actual footage from the incident

 

[Societal Reject]

Dihh can be lethal if you accept certain hard ringtone on your silly phone

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

tales

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

wtf? this actually happened?

 

[Troo_]

W tales

 

[jaaba]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
View attachment 4788726
Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
View attachment 4788774
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
View attachment 4788781
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
View attachment 4788934
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
View attachment 4789163
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
View attachment 4789097
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
View attachment 4791186
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

Tales curated in the deepest, darkest and most deprived slums of Mumbai

 

[Miami]

Tales curated in the deepest, darkest and most deprived slums of Mumbai

*Experiences recounted from the first class section of American Airlines post airplane bathroom slay

 

[cometohaunted]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
View attachment 4788726
Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
View attachment 4788774
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
View attachment 4788781
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
View attachment 4788934
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
View attachment 4789163
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
View attachment 4789097
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
View attachment 4791186
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

Calling tales

 

[Incus]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
View attachment 4788726
Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
View attachment 4788774
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
View attachment 4788781
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
View attachment 4788934
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
View attachment 4789163
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
View attachment 4789097
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
View attachment 4791186
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

1 original sentence left in the world

 

[JohnDoe]

Tales obviously, next time you post a larp remember female agents aren't allowed to pat down men, it has to be the same gender.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

very entertaining

 

[Miami]

Tales obviously, next time you post a larp remember female agents aren't allowed to pat down men, it has to be the same gender.

There was a staff shortage due to the government shut down and it was only women working. Keep coping

 

[Miami]

Bump @irrumator praetor

 

[lenvoalt]

 

[random subhuman]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
View attachment 4788726
Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
View attachment 4788774
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
View attachment 4788781
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
View attachment 4788934
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
View attachment 4789163
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
View attachment 4789097
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
View attachment 4791186
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

Dnr tales

 

[irrumator praetor]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
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Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
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I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
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Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
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She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
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Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
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I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
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We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

W thread OP, bumps
I can't help myself but remember something similar happening to me the other day, actually.

I was headed for a party in LA (massive yacht party), but had to pass through customs first. I had a pretty serious stack on me:

Stack:
300 mg pregab
70 mg baclofen
40 furo

This landwhale bitch (not really landwhale just pure nordic curvy goddess with asscheeks the size of my bideltoid width, hourglass shape but stocky prime MILF) searched through my shit and found the looksmaxxing box but she looked at me (condescendingly) and saw that I was a 6ft9.75 8x5 NBP 24.75 inch bidelt ivy league WASP chadlite, and brought me into a questioning room. She said "you can either show me the prescription for these drugs, or you and I can go to pound town, hot stuff. Or, we can get you charged on illegal possession" so I said alright, fuck it. She rode my dick for 5 hours JFL but I didn't miss the party cuz I said "f-it" and hopped on my private jet (Boeing 25A, my dad was using 25B )

Anyway, after that horrible incident, I arrived to the party. Slay story:

I pop my stack
300 mg pregab
70 mg baclofen
40 furo
and probably a third of a fifth of vodka

This put in me in pretty good space I would say for the first two hour, but when the pregab starting hitting I barely remember anything. I was so racked that even when I woke up the next mourning I was nodding off at the wheel on the way to the hotel room (for a massive orgy).
frauding with elevator shoes + Make up

Girl 1: I was smilemaxxing at every girl (top models party btw, upper class elite) on the way to the private bar lounge. I saw a cute white hhtb and a nice body and she smiled back. She said something about liking my pink shirt and we started talking. She talks about how she doesn't really like to go out because she doesn't drink and was waiting for her friends outside. I sit down with her on a bench and it turns out we are from the same hometown and went to the same church there (WASP heritage). We talked about our home town and religion and other shit for like an hour (holy jester just admit you want my cock). I kissed her on the bench and she tells I was her first kiss since middle school. I got the hint she was down to fuck so I just got her number and dipped, said "come to my hotel later" (1 slay for orgy secured).
I saw they were making people like pull everything out of their pockets so I decided to just pound 70 mgs of baclofen right infront of the bouncer.

Girl two: approached me and said something about wanting to go eat, I said sure (there's caviar on my private jet and top 0.0025% percentile elite hotel). She had the typical whore pheno white girl look, she was maybe mhtb by her tits were so fucking soggy (nice pushups though). That was 2nd girl for orgy secured

From his point this is what my rich elite friend told me happened, I don't really remember these interactions (the orgy was insane and coke fueled).

Girl three: Went up to me and my friend. She was stacylite but looked a tad bit italian and she was tall asf like prolly 6 foot tall but she was heightmaxxed with those big ass boots making her like three inches taller then that, thank god I had elevator shoes on and I have always wanted to hookup with a tall girl. I didn't want to pursue non-WASP stacies but my friend starts flirting with her friend so I start talking to her. After talking about ivy league elite school or whatever we start making our way outside. We kinda stand around and talk and they ask if we wanted to come and see their sorority house. Instantly we say yes and call an uber that we split four ways. As the uber pulls up they call over their fat fucking friend to come get in the car. This bitch cockblocks me so FUCKING HARD (I don't wanna fuck another landwhale today). We get in the uber and he says that there are too many of them, I jester the fat friend to take her own but ofc she says no. We even asked the driver to drive us if we tipped him a 1000$. This fag still says no and we have to get out (sent an assassin to kill this retard later). My buddy calls the big Ubers that take like 8 people. The uber is getting here and he runs to the gas station to get condoms. I try to tell him to ldar protection but he goes anyway (we're pure WASP chadlites). While he is getting condoms I think they fat friend starting jestering them to just ldar me and my buddy and get their own uber. The fat bitch keeps protesting the idea of me and my friend slaying her friends to the point they eventually do leave and call their own uber (not before we exchange numbers). God foids always do this BS, not only did she cockblock me the first time by getting in our original uber. Then she had to convince her friends to let us go home with them. Such Bullshit, women hate seeing other women get any kind of male attention.

After this me and my friend went separate ways, I called up the 3 aforementioned girls and had a crazy 10 day nonstop orgy. I was pressing my 24.75 inch bideltoid onto their 5'11 HTB-Stacylite frames and my big hard veiny cock. The end

 

[Miami]

W thread OP, bumps
I can't help myself but remember something similar happening to me the other day, actually.

I was headed for a party in LA (massive yacht party), but had to pass through customs first. I had a pretty serious stack on me:

Stack:
300 mg pregab
70 mg baclofen
40 furo

This landwhale bitch (not really landwhale just pure nordic curvy goddess with asscheeks the size of my bideltoid width, hourglass shape but stocky prime MILF) searched through my shit and found the looksmaxxing box but she looked at me (condescendingly) and saw that I was a 6ft9.75 8x5 NBP 24.75 inch bidelt ivy league WASP chadlite, and brought me into a questioning room. She said "you can either show me the prescription for these drugs, or you and I can go to pound town, hot stuff. Or, we can get you charged on illegal possession" so I said alright, fuck it. She rode my dick for 5 hours JFL but I didn't miss the party cuz I said "f-it" and hopped on my private jet (Boeing 25A, my dad was using 25B )

Anyway, after that horrible incident, I arrived to the party. Slay story:

I pop my stack
300 mg pregab
70 mg baclofen
40 furo
and probably a third of a fifth of vodka

This put in me in pretty good space I would say for the first two hour, but when the pregab starting hitting I barely remember anything. I was so racked that even when I woke up the next mourning I was nodding off at the wheel on the way to the hotel room (for a massive orgy).
frauding with elevator shoes + Make up

Girl 1: I was smilemaxxing at every girl (top models party btw, upper class elite) on the way to the private bar lounge. I saw a cute white hhtb and a nice body and she smiled back. She said something about liking my pink shirt and we started talking. She talks about how she doesn't really like to go out because she doesn't drink and was waiting for her friends outside. I sit down with her on a bench and it turns out we are from the same hometown and went to the same church there (WASP heritage). We talked about our home town and religion and other shit for like an hour (holy jester just admit you want my cock). I kissed her on the bench and she tells I was her first kiss since middle school. I got the hint she was down to fuck so I just got her number and dipped, said "come to my hotel later" (1 slay for orgy secured).
I saw they were making people like pull everything out of their pockets so I decided to just pound 70 mgs of baclofen right infront of the bouncer.

Girl two: approached me and said something about wanting to go eat, I said sure (there's caviar on my private jet and top 0.0025% percentile elite hotel). She had the typical whore pheno white girl look, she was maybe mhtb by her tits were so fucking soggy (nice pushups though). That was 2nd girl for orgy secured

From his point this is what my rich elite friend told me happened, I don't really remember these interactions (the orgy was insane and coke fueled).

Girl three: Went up to me and my friend. She was stacylite but looked a tad bit italian and she was tall asf like prolly 6 foot tall but she was heightmaxxed with those big ass boots making her like three inches taller then that, thank god I had elevator shoes on and I have always wanted to hookup with a tall girl. I didn't want to pursue non-WASP stacies but my friend starts flirting with her friend so I start talking to her. After talking about ivy league elite school or whatever we start making our way outside. We kinda stand around and talk and they ask if we wanted to come and see their sorority house. Instantly we say yes and call an uber that we split four ways. As the uber pulls up they call over their fat fucking friend to come get in the car. This bitch cockblocks me so FUCKING HARD (I don't wanna fuck another landwhale today). We get in the uber and he says that there are too many of them, I jester the fat friend to take her own but ofc she says no. We even asked the driver to drive us if we tipped him a 1000$. This fag still says no and we have to get out (sent an assassin to kill this retard later). My buddy calls the big Ubers that take like 8 people. The uber is getting here and he runs to the gas station to get condoms. I try to tell him to ldar protection but he goes anyway (we're pure WASP chadlites). While he is getting condoms I think they fat friend starting jestering them to just ldar me and my buddy and get their own uber. The fat bitch keeps protesting the idea of me and my friend slaying her friends to the point they eventually do leave and call their own uber (not before we exchange numbers). God foids always do this BS, not only did she cockblock me the first time by getting in our original uber. Then she had to convince her friends to let us go home with them. Such Bullshit, women hate seeing other women get any kind of male attention.

After this me and my friend went separate ways, I called up the 3 aforementioned girls and had a crazy 10 day nonstop orgy. I was pressing my 24.75 inch bideltoid onto their 5'11 HTB-Stacylite frames and my big hard veiny cock. The end

Fucking mirin . Average day in the life of a 6ft9.75 8x5 NBP 24.75 inch bidelt ivy league WASP chadlite during his years in the WASP golden boy education (Greenwich/Westport Home -> Andover/Exeter/Deerfield -> HYP+W -> MS/CVP/PJT M&A/RSSG -> H&F/APO/TB)>

I didn't want to pursue non-WASP stacies

Mirin. Keep your chad dick WASP ANGLO STACY ONLY! No inferior ethnics, including Italians (basically Arabs), are allowed to touch the superior cock of a member of the British Empire. NO SLAVSHIT EITHER!

 

[irrumator praetor]

bump

 

[irrumator praetor]

ngl bro this only made me realize how larpmaxxing is legit and I better just start making shit up IRL too lmfao

if its believable -> you get away with it -> increased social status and SMV + recyclable (permanent social capital/skill even if made up) -> become more likeable, permanently

all normies do is just lie anyway, might as well go pro, enter the big leagues

I might make it a habit to produce really good larps going forward, before ever deleting

 

[jjjjjjjjhhhhhhkkkkk]

Tales from the slums of Tajikistan

the radiation shrunk ur dih

 

[HGH Lover]

HOLY SHIT BOYOS THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW HOURS AGO I STILL CANT REALLY BELIEVE IT FUARKKKK

So I just flew to LA and was at the airport trying to catch the flight cause I'm always late to shit. I didn't have time to put on a good fit so I just wore these really tight grey sweatpants.
View attachment 4788726
Something like this . I knew my cock would show but I didn't really care cause I'm low inhib asf due to high T.

I get to security and its packed with people. Just my luck. I wait in line for ten minutes constantly permasquinting trying to be someone's airport crush. Finally I get to the conveyor belt and unpack my suitcases and take off my shoes (including my lifts). Some dumb landwhale laughed at me suddenly shrinking 3 inches . Felt like roping tbh.
View attachment 4788774
I finally walk through the metal detectors and that shit goes off for no reason. Some really cute tsa chick pulls me aside and tells me to get into the full body scanner
View attachment 4788781
Fuck. Aren't I supposed to avoid these to not get cancer or something? It's whatever. I step in and and they microwave my body for 5 secs. Of course, it detects shit like crazy around my crotch area. Did I leave my keys in there? The cute TSA chick (around 19, blonde, piercings, body halo, nice rack) looks at the screen and her eyes widen. She gives me the classic "step aside sir" hand motion and starts giving me a rough pat down. I'm already 90% hard from flight anxiety + seeing her so my 8.5x6 NBP upwards curving monster print is basically SCREAMING at her.
View attachment 4788934
She starts the standard procedure and starts from my head. She slowly goes down to my waistband and pauses. Her palms slide over my bulge and she FREEZES like a deer in the middle of the road seeing a car. She faintly whispers "Sir... is that..."
I just shrug nonchalantly and say "yeah it's me" even tho my heart is pounding, pumping even more blood into my dick.

She slides her hand over my monster again but this time full on cups it for like 3 seconds. She firmly says "I think we need to take this into a private screening room for security reasons".
I nod and gulp thinking I'm boutta get arrested for trying to bring a firearm through airport TSA. I follow her into this small room and she locks the doors. Instantly, she rips my sweatpants and underwear off in one big sweep. My girthy, veiny, throbbing, pulsating cock springs up ready for action. She smirks, bites her lips, and locks eyes with me "Well someone's happy to see me ... I thought you were hiding a weapon".
I grin and say "Oh you better believe it's a weapon, just not the kind you confiscate". Holy fuck I'm still thinking about that line that was smooth asf.
View attachment 4789163
Next thing you know she starts going ham on my dick, slurping it all up in deepthroat. My shit was so big you could see the bulge of it inside her neck . Holy fuck she had incredible head game, literal throat goat. I ripped off the rest of her clothes and bent her over some cold metal table. I started absolutely railing her raw, pulling her hair and everything. She gripped the edges and screamed "FUCK YES FUCK ME MR MONSTER DICK PRINT". I lift her up and turn her around mid air and place her into a missionary position and start unleashing powerful thrusts. Her tongue flops out of her mouth uncontrollably and her eyes roll back from the pleasure.
View attachment 4789097
I felt my climax approaching and roared "IM GONNA FUCKING CUM". She instantly wrapped her legs around me, leg locking me in so I couldn't pull out (rape tbh). I blasted a huge load of my high quality seed, destined to birth chads and stacies. My dick was so hard it deadass had it's own heartbeat.

Her moans must've been loud asf because someone knocks on the door and asks if everything's alright. I quickly get the fuck out of there realizing im about to miss my flight. I didn't even care about all the child support I was gonna have to pay. Luckily, I make it just in time and boarded the plane. All the flight attendants were lowkey staring at my print in pure admiration as I was walking towards my seat. There was this really hot attendant with perky tits poking through the uniform and I had a huge tent in my sweatpants when I sat down. I asked her where the bathroom was and somehow convinced her to come inside with me (she was giving me tons of IOIs).
View attachment 4791186
We fucked in the plane bathroom for a good hour and I nutted about 3 times (my balls are a fucking sperm factory powerhouse and they refuel quick). All the other flight attendants came in to see what the commotion was and they wanted to join in JFL. Around 5 hot flight attendants + me were all cramped up in the tiny bathroom and had a massive orgy. The rest of the people on the flight were pissed because they weren't being served food lmfao. The pilot announced turbulence even though it was just my powerful thrusts rocking the plane. We fucked for the whole flight and my harem of hot flight attendants kissed me goodbye when I was exiting the plane. Literal chad treatment. The dick pill is real.

Just landed and immediately posted this. Mogs your entire life.
Jealous subhumans incoming. Seethe, mald, cope.

schizophrenic rambling, larp and just retardism dnr