AITA for reprimanding my stepdaughter for constantly feeding our Siberian Husky peanut butter?

[Reckless Turtle]

Another larp by me. Can you tell where this one's going? Upvote please so it pops off and trolls more Redditors!

@King_ @DharkDC @Idontknowlol @Nobagger @Beanermaxxer @JosephGarrot123 @St. Wristcel @AlexAP @BrendioEEE @Kylo @studiocel @mulattomaxxer @Cali Yuga @Ritalincel @turkproducer @crosshold @Truecel14

 

[Reckless Turtle]

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Plebbitors never gonna figure it out

 

[Spartacus1-]

Why the fuck did you choose that subject?

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Plebbitors never gonna figure it out

One of you should post a comment leading me into question what the daughter was doing with the dog in her bedroom so I can pretend to pry it out in the comment section.

 

[Deleted member 15129]

PLEASE make an edit that you found out she's putting putting peanut butter on her vagina and making the dog lick it out

 

[Reckless Turtle]

PLEASE make an edit that you found out she's putting putting peanut butter on her vagina and making the dog lick it out

It needs to happen naturally in the comment section or else people will realize it's a larp.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Why the fuck did you choose that subject?

I wanna see if any callout the obvious, and this can lead into a funny update post.

 

[SadLivwr]

its this kind of retarded shit that makes life worth living for

 

[SadLivwr]

One of you should post a comment leading me into question what the daughter was doing with the dog in her bedroom so I can pretend to pry it out in the comment section.

on my way rn

 

[Reckless Turtle]

on my way rn

Godspeed

 

[DharkDC]

 

[Spartacus1-]

You fucked it up. When I posted the comment "it should be the root of the problem" you should've built upon that. But you completely negated it.

 

[Kylo]

I’m loving these larp series...

I predict putting the dog up for adoption is going to get you the YTA tag & that nothing else will matter

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You fucked it up. When I posted the comment "it should be the root of the problem" you should've built upon that. But you completely negated it.

Link your comment.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I’m loving these larp series...

I predict putting the dog up for adoption is going to get you the YTA tag & that nothing else will matter

The big reveal will probably come from the update post about the stepdaughter being questioned about her activities with the dog and having a discussion with her about her sexuality.

 

[Spartacus1-]

Link your comment.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Lmao. Is this anyone here?

 

[SadLivwr]

I’m loving these larp series...

I predict putting the dog up for adoption is going to get you the YTA tag & that nothing else will matter

bro, imagine having a stepdaughter that is by defintion, killing the dog and all these plebbitors can think about is muh "have an adult conversation with your daughter" and muh "There's putting your foot down and there's being an asshole. Threatening to rehome your dog because you'd stepdaughter isn't doing what you want definitely crosses a line. YTA."

 

[St. Wristcel]

Holy cage man these are golden

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You could maybe respond to my last comment in the chain with "No, I mean that she's probably feeding him in HER house."

Give me advice on how to comment.

 

[Kylo]

The big reveal will probably come from the update post about the stepdaughter being questioned about her activities with the dog and having a discussion with her about her sexuality.

Yeah that’s a big no. Given that your larp stepdaughter is 14 that’s just weird and sperg man come up with a different edit

 

[Kylo]

bro, imagine having a stepdaughter that is by defintion, killing the dog and all these plebbitors can think about is muh "have an adult conversation with your daughter" and muh "There's putting your foot down and there's being an asshole. Threatening to rehome your dog because you'd stepdaughter isn't doing what you want definitely crosses a line. YTA."

Fuckin’ normies man

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Yeah that’s a big no. Given that your larp stepdaughter is 14 that’s just weird and sperg man come up with a different edit

I mean a "birds and the bees" talk.

 

[Spartacus1-]

You could maybe respond to my last comment in the chain with "No, I mean that she's probably feeding him in HER house."

Give me advice on how to comment.

Nvm

 

[Kylo]

I mean a "birds and the bees" talk

But do you see how it looks? “activities with her dog + birds and the bees talk”

 

[Reckless Turtle]

After I comment that "you should install some video camera at the girl's room imo" which you'll reply with" I don't think that will be necessary I mean I trust my daughter fully" which reply "perhaps you should reconsider that, installing some video cameras to record the girl's activity at night especially when she's with the dog cause you'd never know what she'll be feeding him when she's not at sight it's all for the dog safety you know" and you finally reply with "i dont know but that's an idea to consider Ill consult with my wife and see where this goes"

I'll have to say something along the lines of "That's a huge invasion of my daughter's privacy. What are you insinuating?"

Remember, this is a stepfather cuck.

 

[Beanermaxxer]

Lmao. Is this anyone here?

almost 42 K karma, i doubt it tbh

 

[Reckless Turtle]

But do you see how it looks? “activities with her dog + birds and the bees talk”

It would have to be really subtle. And it would have to be a separate post anyway.

 

[Kylo]

It would have to be really subtle. And it would have to be a separate post anyway

Drop one u subhuman

 

[Spartacus1-]

Ok this is cagefuel ngl

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Ok this is cagefuel ngl

I can't respond to this favorably or else people will know it's a larp. It will be funny to watch the roast you though.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

If this is one of you, add "INFO" to your comment:

 

[Spartacus1-]

I can't respond to this favorably or else people will know it's a larp. It will be funny to watch the roast you though.

It's your only lead for you to reveal that the daughter is dog-pilled tbh. Also, you don't need to reply. Make an update saying after further thought and discussion with your wife you decided to see what the daughter does when she is with the dog in the night. Then reveal the dog pill after saying you heard moaning then opened the door to find the dog licking her vagina that was laced with peanut butter

 

[Reckless Turtle]

It's your only lead for you to reveal that the daughter is dog-pilled tbh. Also, you don't need to reply. Make an update saying after further thought and discussion with your wife you decided to see what the daughter does when she is with the dog in the night. Then reveal the dog pill after saying you heard moaning then opened the door to find the dog licking her vagina that was laced with peanut butter

@Kylo is right, the update post would have to be way more subtle than that or the mods will just remove it.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

#1 on rising. I don't think this one is going to blow up as big as my one yesterday though (not controversial enough unless Redditors pick up on the hint).

 

[Beanermaxxer]

What did it say?

Ok this is cagefuel ngl

 

[Spartacus1-]

#1 on rising. I don't think this one is going to blow up as big as my one yesterday though (not controversial enough unless Redditors pick up on the hint).

Which one was it link it

 

[Kylo]

is right, the update post would have to be way more subtle than that or the mods will just remove it.

It could’ve worked if you larp stepdaughter were 19 like your previous larp

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Which one was it link it

AITA for telling my stepson's Bumble date that she should focus on her career and children rather than dating men like my stepson?

Continuing on with the Reddit larps (yes, I wrote this). This time with a cuck stepdad and Chad stepson. We'll see how well this one does. It's picking up steam fast, so upvote please! @Beanermaxxer @DharkDC @King_ @Idontknowlol @AlwaysHaveQuestions @Chadeep @waqui98 @Butthurt Dweller...

looksmax.org

 

[Reckless Turtle]

It could’ve worked if you larp stepdaughter were 19 like your previous larp

Maybe. The commenters would say to kick her out of the house because she's an adult though.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Lmao. If I respond to this directly it might give things away.

 

[Kylo]

Maybe. The commenters would say to kick her out of the house because she's an adult though

Meh white americans are so cucked and soy and platonic friends w/ their child.. it should work. Maybe fresh 18 would work a little better

 

[Ritalincel]

@Ritalincel

Hi.

 

[Spartacus1-]

AITA for telling my stepson's Bumble date that she should focus on her career and children rather than dating men like my stepson?

Continuing on with the Reddit larps (yes, I wrote this). This time with a cuck stepdad and Chad stepson. We'll see how well this one does. It's picking up steam fast, so upvote please! @Beanermaxxer @DharkDC @King_ @Idontknowlol @AlwaysHaveQuestions @Chadeep @waqui98 @Butthurt Dweller...

looksmax.org

Everyone is saying YTA it's so cucked

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Everyone is saying YTA it's so cucked

Yeah, it was an extreme cuckfest. I'm going to try to do a hilarious update with it.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Too bad this guy didn't post this publicly:

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Reckless Turtle]

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I can't touch this one, probably gonna stop commenting on the post now in order to look oblivious. This poster is actually a woman too.