Alcohol and lipid panel

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How much time and dosage does it take for consistent alcohol intake to artificially improve lipid panel?

I can’t remember if it just increases HDL or also lowers LDL through hepatic lipase inhibition and other mechanisms but I’m certain it improves cholesterol (at the price of raping everything else lmao)

Reason I’m asking is I need to artificially improve lipids to fraud blood work. Not gonna give details on time constraint or anything else. Alc seems best because statins and ezetimibe take time to work and by the time SR9009 and/or Retatrutide arrived assuming I bought either of them 3 miliseconds after posting this thread the bloodwork deadline would be long gone.
 
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I’m competing with dudes like jason luv
 
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just photoshop your bloodwork jfl why do you need to artificially change it
 

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