ALCOHOL IS DUMBASS INCEL COPE

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Some incels think that intoxicating themselves with this poisonous and looksminning substance can ascend them. It’s bullshit. Chads get laid in spite of drinking, not because of drinking. A drink subhuman is only a more bumbling and retardmaxed version of a sober subhuman.

The alcohol cope comes from the belief that engaging in any activities that slayers and neurotypicals do brings one closer to a Chad tier of living, which is flawed reasoning. An incel thinking that drinking makes him NT is like a 10-year-old boy thinking that playing a Mature-rated video game makes him mature. Drinking alcohol does NOT move you a step closer to living the life of a Chad; it moves you a step closer to living the life of an alcoholic.

Alcohol is a social lubricant for NT people only. Alcohol lowers inhibition, making it easier for NT people to be giga extraverted. However, permarotting KHHVs have no extraversion behind their inhibitions. Their inhibitions don’t stop them from socializing, for they have no social skills in the first place. Getting rid of a spergcel’s inhibition is like getting rid of a speed limit when the vehicle’s maximum speed is slower than the speed limit—the car is slow because it’s slow and not because it’s being restricted.



STORY

I went with a few guys to a party. An acquaintance of mine decided to not go to the party with us. It might seem as if I lifemogged that guy, but I left out a crucial bit of information : he spent the night with his girlfriend at home. While my Minecraft character was ingesting alcoholic beverages as a sub-5 male, that guy was having sex with his girlfriend and cuddling her all night long. I got back from the party and threw up in my bathroom sink. I fapped to porn and then went to sleep without a girl by my side.

:soy: muh partee! muh en tee max! :soy:

The person who had the most fun that night was, ironically, the male who “stayed home when his friends were partying”.
 
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Nothing you try will matter if you look like @thecel

Let's all try to feel his pain, it never began :feelswah:
 
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What else are you suppose to do when at bars clubs tho. Everyone else is turnt af so you gotta conform or feel awkward af :feelsbadman:
 
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over its only NT when chad drinks
 
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Wow! That was the gayest thing I've ever read.
 
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They ain’t believe in us…

GOD DID.
 
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86990DD2 E77B 4C17 B110 B9A5D65B4DA8
 
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Ur not even 21
 
Over
 
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I didn't fucking read. I'm a beer monster
 
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I like to get drunk as a subhuman
 
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Fr tho, have you looksmaxxed already since you have been for 2 years on looksmax? @thecel
 
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In my country everyone starts getting drunk at 11
 
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What are som.e alternatives to make u low inhib ?
 
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alcohol makes other people less boring to be around
 
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this is literally a coping mechanism
coping mechanisms are good for subhumans chink boy. YOu either cope or rope, thats how it works
 
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Alcohol is a good cope for nt subhumans like me. If i aint getting pussy, might aswell get turnt
 
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I literally drink alone, and the few social outings I go to drinking makes it a WHOLE lot more fun, I have 0 charisma sober, 0
 
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What else are you suppose to do when at bars clubs tho. Everyone else is turnt af so you gotta conform or feel awkward af :feelsbadman:
Drink orange juice and prey on drunk girls :hnghn::blackpill:
 
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I don’t have to be 21 to drink alcohol-like potions in Minecraft.

BTW life ends at 21.
Dawg u must be neurologically damaged
 
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