alcoholism is fucking awesome

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i feel like a trucker whore used up laying in my bed naked in satin sheets drunk like a mother fucker making my own gin and tonic

life is fucking amazing im in my own apartment sipping alcohol reading psychology and poetry gooning to mommy joi

life is fucking epic seize the day suck the e marrow out of life live every endeavor as if you were on the scope of god

 

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god fucking damnit i love ketamine 1 schnoze candy and im gone

 

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Saying this like its a religion

 

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Saying this like its a religion

GIVE ME A BIG TITTY EMO SOFT EMO GIRL AND I WONT FUCK HER I WILL KISS HER ON THE CHEEK AND HUG HER TOGHTLY,

 

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GIVE ME A BIG TITTY EMO SOFT EMO GIRL AND I WONT FUCK HER I WILL KISS HER ON THE CHEEK AND HUG HER TOGHTLY,

I just want a cornetto

Or maybe a magnum

 

[User28823]

its not man

its a passive suicide

 

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Saying this like its a religion

the great paradox of life has always been what existed before the universe, unfortunately we know the answer to that question, what existed before your birth?

nothing

therefore nothing is someting, we are like archives in a great maniacal overseer, aka god, ruminating in the deep sleep of death awaiting trials of great depth, or as per usual great shalowness. seize the day my friend.

 

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I just want a cornetto

Or maybe a magnum

YOU FUCKING GET IT, i wanted a ben and jerry,

cornetty strawberry? if rhat evene exists gimme gimme

but magnum is for boomers, i love childish ice creams

 

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the great paradox of life has always been what existed before the universe, unfortunately we know the answer to that question, what existed before your birth?

nothing

therefore nothing is someting, we are like archives in a great maniacal overseer, aka god, ruminating in the deep sleep of death awaiting trials of great depth, or as per usual great shalowness. seize the day my friend.

Time is an interesting concept

The past doesnt exist

Its just shitty memories which dont exist either

And the oresent is fleeting into the past

 

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YOU FUCKING GET IT, i wanted a ben and jerry,

cornetty strawberry? if rhat evene exists gimme gimme

but magnum is for boomers, i love childish ice creams

Im gonna biy them tmr

 

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its not man

its a passive suicide

Passive suicide? HAHAHAHAHAHA, you’re retarded, ive seized my day, i allocate around 2-3 hours to alcoholism,
thats like a leo dicaprio movie my friend,
and spoiler alert, the hardcore alcolists fucking beckie the crackhead making a crack baby has achieved the same amount of biological importance as marty the premium stock trader cuz of gov influence

 

[User28823]

Passive suicide? HAHAHAHAHAHA, you’re retarded, ive seized my day, i allocate around 2-3 hours to alcoholism,
thats like a leo dicaprio movie my friend,
and spoiler alert, the hardcore alcolists fucking beckie the crackhead making a crack baby has achieved the same amount of biological importance as marty the premium stock trader cuz of gov influence

ur poisoning ur body

 

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Time is an interesting concept

The past doesnt exist

Its just shitty memories which dont exist either

And the oresent is fleeting into the past

if you lay on your death bed weary of what you have done, you’re fucking retardeddddddd

everything rhat happened in the past happened by every single fabric of interactions throughout your life, god wrote your code of life like a marionette lay down smile and be happy, the future is your crystal.

 

[try2beme]

The bad hangovers aren’t worth it

Weed and hash all day

 

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if you lay on your death bed weary of what you have done, you’re fucking retardeddddddd

everything rhat happened in the past happened by every single fabric of interactions throughout your life, god wrote your code of life like a marionette lay down smile and be happy, the future is your crystal.

Just live with what you have and strive.

 

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ur poisoning ur body

1-5 days of alcoholism 1-12 days without alcohol, i fetizhise my pain as much as my vices

i enjoy laying off my vices cause pain is my ultimate vice, i hate myself, therefore i wont commit suicide, i will live to the fullest

 

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The bad hangovers aren’t worth it

Weed and hash all day

weed is for fags, i get 0 hangovers, ur simply not awakened enough, i enjoy the hangovers it gives me hunger

 

[try2beme]

weed is for fags, i get 0 hangovers, ur simply not awakened enough, i enjoy the hangovers it gives me hunger

Rather be a fag than be fat

 

[User28823]

1-5 days of alcoholism 1-12 days without alcohol, i fetizhise my pain as much as my vices

i enjoy laying off my vices cause pain is my ultimate vice, i hate myself, therefore i wont commit suicide, i will live to the fullest

i can't fix an alcoholic

believe me i have experience with this matter

i cannot fix u

only warn u

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

i will drink wine soon

 

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i can't fix an alcoholic

believe me i have experience with this matter

i cannot fix u

only warn u

im freshly an alcoholic, i use it as a night remedy,
as i will reiterate alcoholism is awesome

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

need jaggermeister.and I will fly

 

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i will drink wine soon

domt get hardcore drunk on wine boss the sulfates will gut punch your kidneys,

i highly reccomend you work for a wine company in a public fair,
ive served many teenagers, tried flirting with milfs, heard crazy stories from boomers

 

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need jaggermeister.and I will fly

chad shit, gin and tonic is my poison