Alien viruses

[Jn28_]

do yall ever just wonder like

what if one day some radioactive alien from outer space comes to earth and spreads a deadly virus to some kid and then he turns into a big muscular alien and starts shooting lasers out of his dih and uses his big muscles to catapult himself into the air and crash into cities using his bodies momentum

and then the US government steps in and sends missiles but the alien man isn’t effected and instead he makes a big speech about how we should all abandon societal norms and instead become laser dih shooting aliens who eat tubs of lard and inject our veins daily with high fructose corn syrup

then he becomes the next MLK and we all become aliens and shit

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

 

[subhuman1996]

What if every year there was a annual event where we watch one person getting raped by an alien

 

[Jn28_]

What if every year there was a annual event where we watch one person getting raped by an alien

i agree and we can have an alien dance sacrifice first person to stop dancing gets taken by the alien into the backroom