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Before I start, I want everyone to notice how after around the 1600 mark, people stopped having visions of god or angels, modern christianity is completely reliant on faith and not actual evidence, I believe I have a possible explanation. This is a story of truth, hardship, science, and bravery.
Let me set the scene in rougly 2700-1400 BC, though the exact date is unknown, it's somewhere with in this range. Three large pyramids were mysteriously erected from the ground, with seemingly 0 explanation for how. What we all know as the "pyramids of giza", in which we were taught that they were built as a large tomb for 3 royals. However, you'll find that these tombs are empty from mass plunderings that happened thousands of years ago. So what was really going on? That's right, aliens. Aliens came down to earth to construct these 3 giants, but why? Why earth? Why build them at all? Well, earth has one rare material that almost no other planet has, limestone. This material may be traceable to other planets like mars, but massive amounts of it can be found on earth because of the skeletal structure of marine animals. What are the pyramids built out of? Limestone. The aliens that came here may have had some on their home planet, however it was raided by demons and fallen angels, forcing them to escape on a large ship and find a planet they could rest on.
Now that we have a little backstory, lets go into the why build them, the limestone uses a special life force from the skeletal remains of the animals to construct a large energy storage facility for the alien technology. The coffins did not contain "bodies" they had special alien technology that constructed a large barrier around earth, protecting it from space demons. Now, lets change topics for a second, to the stonehenge. Yes, aliens built it as well, they funneled life energy from the limestone in order to power the stone henge, which in reality was a gigantic space canon that shot beams of anti-matter that traveled faster than light. This anti matter consisted of life energy, the first non-contemporary example of turning technology into physics defying magic. We now know that the pyramids had 2 uses, to create energy for the stonehenge, and to power the earth protecting shield. The stone henge was meant to be fired at the aliens old planet and eradicate all anti-life, and restore their planet to what it was meant to be. This meant Aliens now had everything in place, but they were missing one thing; time. The time it took to charge the cannon would take thousands of years (human years). In alien time it would really only be around 20. The aliens knew the demons would be able to puncture the shield in that time, so they left earth. Surviving on scraps from lifeless planets and rations on their ship.
Fast forward roughly 3000 years, its around 1300 AD, mankind coincidentally knows about demons, but unknowing that the "hell" they know of is actually the planet the aliens used to live on. The stone henge is now ready to fire, the aliens make it back to earth but notice a large energy signal coming from modern day arizona. They fly and land there to discover the ancestral puebloan people, there they have a demon tied up, hoisted over a pit of spikes. The aliens immediately gun it down. This is where the story beings changing, apparently to the aliens, the ancestral puebloan people had accidently opened up a portal from the aliens planet to earth with a sacred ritual, effectively bypassing the emergency shield. The aliens are enraged but use their intellect to form a plan. They offered the people themselves 2 choices, death or battle, the brave warriors of the tribe chose battle. The aliens had effectively added thousands of battle ready warriors to their army. With the proper gear, they could fight the demons. The portal began to grow in popularity with the demons on the alien planet as more came through, eventually the entirety of the west coast was hoarded with demons. But the aliens had prepared, they suited up the natives with armor and weapons and prepared to battle.
The aliens were kicking the shit out of the demons who were blindsided by the native army. Until beezlebub, commander of hell, arrived. The natives shot him down with bows, and at first it worked, until he began to shout. His roar echoed for hundreds of miles, and all nearby demons leaped into his body, helping him morph into something truly sinister. Eventually he stood at over 600 feet tall (200 meters or sum like that). He crushed all the natives and used magic to sweep out some of the most brave warriors. Eventually the aliens realized they too would soon be beaten, as half of their army had been destroyed. Their final hope was the stone henge, but it was too far away and they could not risk beezlebub finding their ship. That was until Cheveyo, the spirit warrior, stepped up. He walked to fight beelzebub head on. His determination and true belief in his faith allowed him to stand fearless against the great foe. He channeled every last bit of his strength into a restless barrage of spear throwing. It was working; beezlebub was being pushed back against his relentless onslaught. His courage inspired what was left of the ancestral puebloans to join in, using every last drop of their strength to eliminate beezlebub. Now, this may sound a bit corny and "goody-goody", but the tale of Cheveyo has been left untold for centuries, and everything he did was true and really did happen. The aliens could now fire the laser, the laser blew the stonehenge into pieces but alas, it worked. The aliens could finally go back to their home with the ancestral puebloans, explaining the mysterious disappearance of most of the many tribes. The pyramids shut down, and everything went back to normal.
This theory provides a proper explanation for many unexplained sites, the disappearance of a large amount of ancestral puebloan people, and an explanation for why sightings of demons and god ceased a while ago. This is because the truth is, there is no god, the god people have been seeing were really just the aliens, yes demons were real, but they too were also just aliens.
Christianity and other religions may have some truth, but in reality they are humanities explanations for the confusion the visits the aliens had with us caused.
Let me set the scene in rougly 2700-1400 BC, though the exact date is unknown, it's somewhere with in this range. Three large pyramids were mysteriously erected from the ground, with seemingly 0 explanation for how. What we all know as the "pyramids of giza", in which we were taught that they were built as a large tomb for 3 royals. However, you'll find that these tombs are empty from mass plunderings that happened thousands of years ago. So what was really going on? That's right, aliens. Aliens came down to earth to construct these 3 giants, but why? Why earth? Why build them at all? Well, earth has one rare material that almost no other planet has, limestone. This material may be traceable to other planets like mars, but massive amounts of it can be found on earth because of the skeletal structure of marine animals. What are the pyramids built out of? Limestone. The aliens that came here may have had some on their home planet, however it was raided by demons and fallen angels, forcing them to escape on a large ship and find a planet they could rest on.
Now that we have a little backstory, lets go into the why build them, the limestone uses a special life force from the skeletal remains of the animals to construct a large energy storage facility for the alien technology. The coffins did not contain "bodies" they had special alien technology that constructed a large barrier around earth, protecting it from space demons. Now, lets change topics for a second, to the stonehenge. Yes, aliens built it as well, they funneled life energy from the limestone in order to power the stone henge, which in reality was a gigantic space canon that shot beams of anti-matter that traveled faster than light. This anti matter consisted of life energy, the first non-contemporary example of turning technology into physics defying magic. We now know that the pyramids had 2 uses, to create energy for the stonehenge, and to power the earth protecting shield. The stone henge was meant to be fired at the aliens old planet and eradicate all anti-life, and restore their planet to what it was meant to be. This meant Aliens now had everything in place, but they were missing one thing; time. The time it took to charge the cannon would take thousands of years (human years). In alien time it would really only be around 20. The aliens knew the demons would be able to puncture the shield in that time, so they left earth. Surviving on scraps from lifeless planets and rations on their ship.
Fast forward roughly 3000 years, its around 1300 AD, mankind coincidentally knows about demons, but unknowing that the "hell" they know of is actually the planet the aliens used to live on. The stone henge is now ready to fire, the aliens make it back to earth but notice a large energy signal coming from modern day arizona. They fly and land there to discover the ancestral puebloan people, there they have a demon tied up, hoisted over a pit of spikes. The aliens immediately gun it down. This is where the story beings changing, apparently to the aliens, the ancestral puebloan people had accidently opened up a portal from the aliens planet to earth with a sacred ritual, effectively bypassing the emergency shield. The aliens are enraged but use their intellect to form a plan. They offered the people themselves 2 choices, death or battle, the brave warriors of the tribe chose battle. The aliens had effectively added thousands of battle ready warriors to their army. With the proper gear, they could fight the demons. The portal began to grow in popularity with the demons on the alien planet as more came through, eventually the entirety of the west coast was hoarded with demons. But the aliens had prepared, they suited up the natives with armor and weapons and prepared to battle.
The aliens were kicking the shit out of the demons who were blindsided by the native army. Until beezlebub, commander of hell, arrived. The natives shot him down with bows, and at first it worked, until he began to shout. His roar echoed for hundreds of miles, and all nearby demons leaped into his body, helping him morph into something truly sinister. Eventually he stood at over 600 feet tall (200 meters or sum like that). He crushed all the natives and used magic to sweep out some of the most brave warriors. Eventually the aliens realized they too would soon be beaten, as half of their army had been destroyed. Their final hope was the stone henge, but it was too far away and they could not risk beezlebub finding their ship. That was until Cheveyo, the spirit warrior, stepped up. He walked to fight beelzebub head on. His determination and true belief in his faith allowed him to stand fearless against the great foe. He channeled every last bit of his strength into a restless barrage of spear throwing. It was working; beezlebub was being pushed back against his relentless onslaught. His courage inspired what was left of the ancestral puebloans to join in, using every last drop of their strength to eliminate beezlebub. Now, this may sound a bit corny and "goody-goody", but the tale of Cheveyo has been left untold for centuries, and everything he did was true and really did happen. The aliens could now fire the laser, the laser blew the stonehenge into pieces but alas, it worked. The aliens could finally go back to their home with the ancestral puebloans, explaining the mysterious disappearance of most of the many tribes. The pyramids shut down, and everything went back to normal.
This theory provides a proper explanation for many unexplained sites, the disappearance of a large amount of ancestral puebloan people, and an explanation for why sightings of demons and god ceased a while ago. This is because the truth is, there is no god, the god people have been seeing were really just the aliens, yes demons were real, but they too were also just aliens.
Christianity and other religions may have some truth, but in reality they are humanities explanations for the confusion the visits the aliens had with us caused.
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