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yo clav. your a god 4real. and im a god too. if you host me once you wont regret it

anyway some good advice 4u clav. and your surrounded by great ppl like adin giving you good advice too of course. just wanna throw in my 2cents

youve basically totally "made it" now. insane run. i think no chance youll go to jail for running the stalker over, and if your smart you should be able to easily avoid all jail in the future, and kick will unban you

its easy to see youll be the next ishowspeed soon. youll go everywhere with everyone screaming clav like people scream "speed"

clav you now, pretty much, are garunteed a life of insane wealth, money, infinite pussy, never having to work a real job. insane run faggit. you made it before age 21 even in this age of insane competition. crazy run

anyway clav now your smartness needs to be directed to now handling your fame with a cool head, and doing smart content now to avoid "jesters" trying to put you in jail. i have the following idea for smart content, i just feel like sharing

sure you can sometimes go out. but it aint even needed at this point. your now so famous, your on the path easily now to be like the next ishowspeed / micheal jackson. your "content" will now kinda just be that you are "so famous" that now your content is just trying to avoid all the crazy snipers and stalkers trying to cloutchase you now because your "just way too fucking famous now"

soo anyway what i mean by that is. be aware that your so god-tier famous now, that youll have 50k viewers watching soon just for the fun of seeing how smartly you are able to navigate your fame to avoid the jesters and not let them tear you down. thats your "content" now, the content of being so fucking famous that everyone wants a piece of you and is hella jealous, and of course you can add in rizz and getting bitches but do it in smart ways

SO ANYWAY after saying all that shit. heres a idea i wanna throw by you

youve already had billionaires talking to you, and offering their mansions and yachts to throw parties on. thats cool and shiz

and this is just a little idea i have clav . which is

on stream you can say, that basically, you are down to let around 20 hot girls nearby (like within 50 miles) get invited to "future mansion partys in 2 weeks" , and say of course they gotta be hot, and say to get a invite the girl has to donate 50 dollars with a link to her quick application youtube video where for proof she says fast "hey clav, hi, big fan, i wanna come party" . and tell the girls that of course you are aware most of them will be onlyfans whores trying to promote her onlyfans at the party, and say you are fine with that and say of course youll be rizzing them all and its all just a fun party . and you can show the youtube videos on stream, ask chat if shes a yes or no, and most likely youll say yes and invite almost every hot girl. tell the girls to put her discord name in vid for DM. then possibly talk to the girls on discord and say shes invited. AND THEN once you have 20 girls invited , you say on stream "alright, invites are now closed, girls stop sending videos. try again next month"

you can pay just 1 security dude to be security at the mansion gate, he only lets in approved people, girls can bring other girls maybe, searches for weapons, and snipers will know its pointless to try to get in and cops would get called to deal with any snipers waiting outside the gates. at that point, cops are paid by the state and do it for free and remove any bad actors trying to streamsnipe and be outside the mansion gates. so you only need to hire 1 security guy

and dang as a bonus. cybertrucks are bulletproof. probably keep driving it for that reason so when u leave the party you are bulletproof

well clav, anyway, that was just one little idea i had for some future content. heh heh. thats all i wanted to share
and also i guess homie. if you wanna help a nigga out you can throw me a host when u come back. one host is enough to blow me up. i never want another, but one host would be sweet

maybe we collab one day (only AFTER i get mega famous. im a god too. im planning to do IRL rizz once i get some viewers) . i will get famous on my own, but im sure one host would give me a mega boost

i stream to kick and twitch at same time. just host me on kick if you want

aight niggaz post in here and say "YES OR NO" to if clav should host me. i want only one. never give me another. more than one is gay. but one would be cool

if this thread gets big enough maybe niggaclav will see it and make my dreams come true and give me dat chadcock 9k viewer HOST

oh and also clav. i suggest no more surgery. your mega goodlooking now. nothing more is really needed. the clout is massive, infinite pussy on lock, no need to give a shit anymore about any jaw surgery. fuck it. i suggest weed maxxing now, it helps you quit meth, just do tons of weed, get biches, try to get off drugs, let pussy be your drug and shit. weed is super healthy tho, do hella weedmaxxing, snoopdoggmaxxing. weed lets you quit the other drugs easy. also, your so rich, i suggest finding a friend with a medical weed card, and use him to buy a fuckload of the legal edibles and gummies, that shit kicks ass and is expensive but way easier than smoking. smoking is fine too, but shit, if i was rich i would just take hella gummies cuz it saves time compared to smoking

and your looks are so "on lock" now clav, that i suggest stopping steroids and doing super "healthmaxxing" of eating healthy which is actually easy but also i wanna share my "fastfood is actually healthy" knowledge with you ...... i want to talk to you on discord sometime and share my health advice with you (i know im fat. cuz i was lazy in life, but i know alot. im on a easy keto weightloss diet right now. its working well. i will get skinny soon) . but basically clav, i think its possible to "eat healthy" and stay skinny/jacked/ripped even if you eat only fastfood like burger king and chipotle all day long. i think ive discovered a genius health strategy, where you can eat good foods and shit, dont gotta eat any disgusting "healthy shit", you can just eat nonstop burger king and taco bell, and you still will be jacked/ripped/skinny and dont even need steroids either....... im serious, this aint a joke, i dont even think fastfood is that unhealthy. i think ive found a secret to getting jacked/ripped/healthy and you can do it without steroids and while eating just fastfood. i know im fat as fuck, but found out this strategy a few months ago, im doing it currently and its working, im losing weight fast.... i know it sounds kinda weird, but typing it all is too long, im 2 lazy to type it now.... but let me share my healthmaxxing knowledge with you live (i wanna talk to you on discrod, live, share my healthmaxxing knowledge with you) .... i mean i could type it, but im lazy, i wanna talk to you live on discord a bit and share this healthmaxxing knowledge with you. basically i have a method, i swear it works, where you can pretty much eat nothing but fastfood (cuz fastfood isnt even healthy) but stay jacked/skinny/ripped without needing any steroids (so you get off steroids, and you just take fuckloads of weed gummies and eat fastfood all day, and you will still be jacked/ripped and sexy as fuck )

weed gummies are a expensive drug, but its like the "best drug" in my opinion. its healthy, feels good, and has no actual negative side effects. weed gummies are like "meth but without the negative side effects" .... but its way more expensive cuz you gotta take alot everyday for a constant weed-gummy high. but shit, your so rich, so fuck it

4real clav try megadoses of weed gummies. honestly, if youve never tried it, you need to. it will open your spiritual eye. its better than meth/adderal and has no negative side effects. weed gummies are "gods drug". find a friend with a medical card, and use him to buy 300 dollars of weed gummies. you blast that shit. take 30 bucks worth a day. few gummies per 30 minutes. its better than cocaine


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yo clav. your a god 4real. and im a god too. if you host me once you wont regret it

anyway some good advice 4u clav. and your surrounded by great ppl like adin giving you good advice too of course. just wanna throw in my 2cents

youve basically totally "made it" now. insane run. i think no chance youll go to jail for running the stalker over, and if your smart you should be able to easily avoid all jail in the future, and kick will unban you

its easy to see youll be the next ishowspeed soon. youll go everywhere with everyone screaming clav like people scream "speed"

clav you now, pretty much, are garunteed a life of insane wealth, money, infinite pussy, never having to work a real job. insane run faggit. you made it before age 21 even in this age of insane competition. crazy run

anyway clav now your smartness needs to be directed to now handling your fame with a cool head, and doing smart content now to avoid "jesters" trying to put you in jail. i have the following idea for smart content, i just feel like sharing

sure you can sometimes go out. but it aint even needed at this point. your now so famous, your on the path easily now to be like the next ishowspeed / micheal jackson. your "content" will now kinda just be that you are "so famous" that now your content is just trying to avoid all the crazy snipers and stalkers trying to cloutchase you now because your "just way too fucking famous now"

soo anyway what i mean by that is. be aware that your so god-tier famous now, that youll have 50k viewers watching soon just for the fun of seeing how smartly you are able to navigate your fame to avoid the jesters and not let them tear you down. thats your "content" now, the content of being so fucking famous that everyone wants a piece of you and is hella jealous, and of course you can add in rizz and getting bitches but do it in smart ways

SO ANYWAY after saying all that shit. heres a idea i wanna throw by you

youve already had billionaires talking to you, and offering their mansions and yachts to throw parties on. thats cool and shiz

and this is just a little idea i have clav . which is

on stream you can say, that basically, you are down to let around 20 hot girls nearby (like within 50 miles) get invited to "future mansion partys in 2 weeks" , and say of course they gotta be hot, and say to get a invite the girl has to donate 50 dollars with a link to her quick application youtube video where for proof she says fast "hey clav, hi, big fan, i wanna come party" . and tell the girls that of course you are aware most of them will be onlyfans whores trying to promote her onlyfans at the party, and say you are fine with that and say of course youll be rizzing them all and its all just a fun party . and you can show the youtube videos on stream, ask chat if shes a yes or no, and most likely youll say yes and invite almost every hot girl. tell the girls to put her discord name in vid for DM. then possibly talk to the girls on discord and say shes invited. AND THEN once you have 20 girls invited , you say on stream "alright, invites are now closed, girls stop sending videos. try again next month"

you can pay just 1 security dude to be security at the mansion gate, he only lets in approved people, girls can bring other girls maybe, searches for weapons, and snipers will know its pointless to try to get in and cops would get called to deal with any snipers waiting outside the gates. at that point, cops are paid by the state and do it for free and remove any bad actors trying to streamsnipe and be outside the mansion gates. so you only need to hire 1 security guy

and dang as a bonus. cybertrucks are bulletproof. probably keep driving it for that reason so when u leave the party you are bulletproof

well clav, anyway, that was just one little idea i had for some future content. heh heh. thats all i wanted to share
and also i guess homie. if you wanna help a nigga out you can throw me a host when u come back. one host is enough to blow me up. i never want another, but one host would be sweet

maybe we collab one day (only AFTER i get mega famous. im a god too. im planning to do IRL rizz once i get some viewers) . i will get famous on my own, but im sure one host would give me a mega boost

i stream to kick and twitch at same time. just host me on kick if you want

aight niggaz post in here and say "YES OR NO" to if clav should host me. i want only one. never give me another. more than one is gay. but one would be cool

if this thread gets big enough maybe niggaclav will see it and make my dreams come true and give me dat chadcock 9k viewer HOST







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why no interview on stream yesterday?
 
This is so gay jfl, honestly so fucking gay. Get a grip for real.
 
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i dont think i posted about a interview

i posted saying i was trying to get onlyfans sloots to come on my stream for cruising and sex. not a interview

the girl bailed out last moment. i think i said that in the thread. so no girls came over

im still trying to get girls on stream. but given my looks, probably low chance of happening

im trying to offer girls money. but that seems to be a failing strategy too. heh heh heh

i will keep talking to girls and trying to pay them to come on stream. why not. costs me nothing. i only give money if they show up
 
fricken typo. i meant to write "cuz fastfood isnt even unhealthy"

the truth is fastfood like burger king and taco bell is healthy as fuk
 
i dont think i posted about a interview

i posted saying i was trying to get onlyfans sloots to come on my stream for cruising and sex. not a interview

the girl bailed out last moment. i think i said that in the thread. so no girls came over

im still trying to get girls on stream. but given my looks, probably low chance of happening

im trying to offer girls money. but that seems to be a failing strategy too. heh heh heh

i will keep talking to girls and trying to pay them to come on stream. why not. costs me nothing. i only give money if they show up
why don't you just ascend instead of being a degenerate genuine question? after like 1 month gymcelling it becomes a routine and easy but instead you choose to be a jester
 
why don't you just ascend instead of being a degenerate genuine question? after like 1 month gymcelling it becomes a routine and easy but instead you choose to be a jester

i actually workout. got plenty muscle mass

im fat as fuck because i ate very retardedly for 10 years. now im fixxing that. its possible to workout and still get fat as fuck. by overeating

i learned , sadly too slowly, how to lose weight easily. by cutting out all carbs. so im doing that now. i know, common shit, but i didnt learn that until 6 months ago

so now i think its totally possible to "eat whatever you want" like tons of fastfood. and you can be healthy on that. and then whenever you gain 20 pounds, then you do keto and you get skinny again. i think that is the magic health strategy now that i will follow

but i am now fat as fuck, so i have to do keto for 5 months straight to get skinny. and im doing that now

thats basically my "keto strategy" to be healthy even while eating fast food. i wish i knew it 10 years ago. but its working for me now. i expect to get skinny in 6 months

basically.. my "health strategy" and "keto strategy" is.... you can eat whatever you want if you are skinny, which will slowly make you gain fat, and then when you gain 15 pounds of fat, then you just do keto until your skinny again, then you just repeat that forever. doing that strategy, you will stay lean since 15 pounds of fat isnt even really noticable... and then you can just eat fastfood and dont gotta eat any gay "healthy foods"
 
i dont think i posted about a interview

i posted saying i was trying to get onlyfans sloots to come on my stream for cruising and sex. not a interview

the girl bailed out last moment. i think i said that in the thread. so no girls came over

im still trying to get girls on stream. but given my looks, probably low chance of happening

im trying to offer girls money. but that seems to be a failing strategy too. heh heh heh

i will keep talking to girls and trying to pay them to come on stream. why not. costs me nothing. i only give money if they show up
Some free porn for your "happy time"
 

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Bump so when clav eventually gets freed by Jewish connections he sees this💯
 
i actually workout. got plenty muscle mass

im fat as fuck because i ate very retardedly for 10 years. now im fixxing that. its possible to workout and still get fat as fuck. by overeating

i learned , sadly too slowly, how to lose weight easily. by cutting out all carbs. so im doing that now. i know, common shit, but i didnt learn that until 6 months ago

so now i think its totally possible to "eat whatever you want" like tons of fastfood. and you can be healthy on that. and then whenever you gain 20 pounds, then you do keto and you get skinny again. i think that is the magic health strategy now that i will follow

but i am now fat as fuck, so i have to do keto for 5 months straight to get skinny. and im doing that now

thats basically my "keto strategy" to be healthy even while eating fast food. i wish i knew it 10 years ago. but its working for me now. i expect to get skinny in 6 months

basically.. my "health strategy" and "keto strategy" is.... you can eat whatever you want if you are skinny, which will slowly make you gain fat, and then when you gain 15 pounds of fat, then you just do keto until your skinny again, then you just repeat that forever. doing that strategy, you will stay lean since 15 pounds of fat isnt even really noticable... and then you can just eat fastfood and dont gotta eat any gay "healthy foods"
bro you're morbidly obese, whatever strategy you have going is clearly not working. go on a protein only diet and gym 6 times a week and the fat will fall off
 
bro you're morbidly obese, whatever strategy you have going is clearly not working. go on a protein only diet and gym 6 times a week and the fat will fall off


i learned this strategy 6 months ago

but i did not start it until about 1 month ago

in 1 month i have lost 20 pounds

so if i stick to it, i should get skinny

so the strategy is working. it has made me lose 20 pounds in 1 month

but actually. my strategy is basically what you just said. i am doing my keto strategy now (which is protein shakes only and steak / chicken. no carbs) . and i already workout every day. so actually, your advice to me is exactly what my "strategy" is . i am doing zero carbs, and working out every day

sadly, i did not start doing my "strategy" until about 1 month ago. but i have lost 20 pounds in 1 month
 
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but actually. my strategy is basically what you just said. i am doing my keto strategy now (which is protein shakes only and steak / chicken. no carbs) . and i already workout every day. so actually, your advice to me is exactly what my "strategy" is . i am doing zero carbs, and working out every day
based, just cut the protein shake slop and youll be good
 

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