All Indians: What are you doing on HOLI?

[SixFootManlet]

Just wondering what my boyos are planning for holi?

Coronavirus ruined all my plans. I wanted to go to Goa to party and fuck a few slutty euro backpacker chicks. Now my parents aren't letting me go and even if I did the tourists would be negligible.

Fuck the incels who invented this shitty virus.

2020 is over for me. Over before it began

 

[AbandonShip]

Holy is for kids.
Stopped celebrating holi a long time ago.
Boring tbh

 

[SixFootManlet]

Holy is for kids.

What a boring cope.

Holi is the best day to get laid in curryland. 2nd best is Diwali. Third is New Year's Eve.

You're also lying 'cause I know how its celebrated in the villages.

 

[AbandonShip]

What a boring cope.

Holi is the best day to get laid in curryland. 2nd best is Diwali. Third is New Year's Eve.

You're also lying 'cause I know how its celebrated in the villages.

I don't like festivals.

Another inel trait

 

[reptiles]

Just wondering what my boyos are planning for holi?

Coronavirus ruined all my plans. I wanted to go to Goa to party and fuck a few slutty euro backpacker chicks. Now my parents aren't letting me go and even if I did the tourists would be negligible.

Fuck the incels who invented this shitty virus.

2020 is over for me. Over before it began

What's Holi ?

 

[AbandonShip]

What's Holi ?

Holi phuck

 

[reptiles]

Holy is for kids.
Stopped celebrating holi a long time ago.
Boring tbh

WTF IS THAT ?

Holi phuck

Never heard of it tbqh

 

[BigBoy]

jacking off at home

 

[SixFootManlet]

Holi phuck

This thread will unironically show the incels who are larping as curry.

 

[AbandonShip]

WTF IS THAT ?



Never heard of it tbqh

Its a festival in which you smear colours on people and spray water on them.

Also drink bhaang( a drink that contains weed)

 

[Deleted member 5583]

Haven't celebrated Holi since 3rd grade srs, nobody to celebrate with and apathetic fam

 

[reptiles]

Its a festival in which you smear colours on people and spray water on them.

Also drink bhaang( a drink that contains weed)

WTF is the point in that ? Minus the weed part that shit sounds fun mirin tbqh

 

[AbandonShip]

WTF is the point in that ? Minus the weed part that shit sounds fun mirin tbqh

Idk bro it's culture.
In my state you also light bonfires

 

[Deleted member 5583]

WTF is the point in that ? Minus the weed part that shit sounds fun mirin tbqh

It has the Purge thrill minus the killing

 

[SixFootManlet]

I don't like festivals.

I have a love/hate relationships with festivals. I love the idea of them but I hate the fact that my looks and high inhib stop me from having fun on any festival.

I'm so high-inhib that the caber I bought back in October last year is still lying there, unopened.

 

[reptiles]

Idk bro it's culture.
In my state you also light bonfires

Oh so boring shit minus the weed part i would try some but my area puts a strict legal ban on it for some reason

 

[SixFootManlet]

Haven't celebrated Holi since 3rd grade srs, nobody to celebrate with and apathetic fam

Even in USA and London plenty of Indians celebrate it man. Just go to Facebook and Meetup, search for any events nearby that mention 'holi'. Just gatecrash them, boyo.

Oh so boring shit minus the weed part i would try some but my area puts a strict legal ban on it for some reason

>implying it's not banned in India
>implying anyone cares

 

[Ethnicope]

poo

 

[Deleted member 5583]

Even in USA and London plenty of Indians celebrate it man. Just go to Facebook and Meetup, search for any events nearby that mention 'holi'. Just gatecrash them, boyo.

>implying it's not banned in India
>implying anyone cares

Yeah I'm gonna try to be more social and involved now, I'm generally inclined to hide in my room to avoid humanity

 

[Deleted member 685]

You can thank the biggest subhumans of this planet, also known as the Chinese for this

 

[SixFootManlet]

WTF is the point in that

What's the point in Christmas? Thanksgiving? Easter? July 4th?

I swear Americans (and Americans larping as curry) are such a myopic bunch...

 

[AbandonShip]

What's the point in Christmas? Thanksgiving? Easter? July 4th?

I swear Americans (and Americans larping as curry) are such a myopic bunch...

Legit they dont understand our culture and it's significance

 

[reptiles]

What's the point in Christmas? Thanksgiving? Easter? July 4th?

I swear Americans (and Americans larping as curry) are such a myopic bunch...

Their retarded holidays that are way to expensive in general tbqh well christ and thanksgiving is the other 2 are just to fool gullible kids

 

[Deleted member 1553]

WTF IS THAT ?



Never heard of it tbqh

How tf have you not heard of it? Even when I lived in China they would celebrate it at school.

 

[reptiles]

How tf have you not heard of it? Even when I lived in China they would celebrate it at school.

Maybe it's a religious thinking remember i'm from a Islamic part of india

 

[SixFootManlet]

Their retarded holidays that are way to expensive in general tbqh well christ and thanksgiving is the other 2 are just to fool gullible kids

Meh. That's American consumerist culture.

Cultural holidays are there to have fun with friends and family, fuck chicks, get drunk/have bhaang/smoke weed with friends.

remember i'm from a Islamic part of india

JFL

 

[AbandonShip]

Meh. That's American consumerist culture.

Cultural holidays are there to have fun with friends and family, fuck chicks, get drunk/have bhaang/smoke weed with friends.

JFL

He is a bengalicel right?

 

[SixFootManlet]

He is a bengalicel right?

Probably. Always a bengali with those kinds of beliefs.

 

[Deleted member 3526]

Preparing to destroy India
Jihad time

 

[Gengar]

eating beef

 

[sloopnoob]

Holy is for kids.
Stopped celebrating holi a long time ago.
Boring tbh

same, just look forward to it for the snacks.

 

[Deleted member 2205]

This thread will unironically show the incels who are larping as curry.

@reptiles is larping as @Goblin

 

[Deleted member 1560]

After I got a huge fight with my friend for throwing eggs and tomatoes at him I stopped playing holi

 

[didntreadlol]

holi fuck

 

[turkproducer]

I wanted to go to Goa to party and fuck a few slutty euro backpacker chicks.

Euro girls love going to India for sex tourism?

 

[Chaku]

@SixFootManlet A real man doesn't need permission from his parents, If you think you a responsible mature enough man who can stand on his own then just go and slay

PS: I am not responsible if you catch Coronavirus or if your parents stop talking with you

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Shitting the local street

 

[fukmylyf]

@cocainecowboy thoughts?

 

[TsarTsar444]

@cocainecowboy thoughts?