all looksmax transformations online are underwhelming

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they all already had above average skulls
cheekbite and squint
holly ascension
no ascension for my skull
everything is deformed
 
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Me when I listen to TikTok looksmaxxer and hard mew then ascend to true adam
 
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Me when I listen to TikTok looksmaxxer and hard mew then ascend to true adam
ascend is a meme
it's not possible
there's no surgery that exists to correct my flaws
 
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ascend is a meme
it's not possible
there's no surgery that exists to correct my flaws
same im just becoming a gymcel and will see if it gives some sort of halo or something magical just happens to my face
 
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Never give up
 
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same im just becoming a gymcel and will see if it gives some sort of halo or something magical just happens to my face
it's all cope
it's the skull
 
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it's all cope
it's the skull
Just shut the fuck up bro. If you already know this shit then why do you keep talking about it?

If you aren't gonna do something to try to ascend, even if its just to ltn, why not just kill yourself? (I strongly advise you not to). The fuck is the point of droning on about this shit that we've all heard a trillion times before?

Niggas like you just like to think, and think, and think. You think your whole life away! Act on SOMETHING and stop wasting everyone's fucking time.
 
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Just shut the fuck up bro. If you already know this shit then why do you keep talking about it?

If you aren't gonna do something to try to ascend, even if its just to ltn, why not just kill yourself? (I strongly advise you not to). The fuck is the point of droning on about this shit that we've all heard a trillion times before?

Niggas like you just like to think, and think, and think. You think your whole life away! Act on SOMETHING and stop wasting everyone's fucking time.
@Sceptical @inversions
 
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"muh ascention" and it's just a white guy who grew up, went to the gym and lost facial fat and learnt how to fraud
 
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u have nothing to say
c looksmax is a meme
it's all about your skull base
Nigga I'm not a surgeon I don't have anything to say about ur skull
It looks asymmetrical but like nobody has perfect symmetry, djs should be able to fix a short face
 
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Just shut the fuck up bro. If you already know this shit then why do you keep talking about it?

If you aren't gonna do something to try to ascend, even if its just to ltn, why not just kill yourself? (I strongly advise you not to). The fuck is the point of droning on about this shit that we've all heard a trillion times before?

Niggas like you just like to think, and think, and think. You think your whole life away! Act on SOMETHING and stop wasting everyone's fucking time.
new copy pasta unlocked
 
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Nigga I'm not a surgeon I don't have anything to say about ur skull
It looks asymmetrical but like nobody has perfect symmetry, djs should be able to fix a short face
it's too brootla
 
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most of them are during fucking puberty lmao, i've only seen a few that are actually above the age of 20 when they ascended (e.g. salludon). and even then they had an amazing base. most guys who ascend are just bloated, improve colouring, put on muscle, leanmax, get rid of acne and thats pretty much it., those will always be very high ROI tho
 
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Nah we are JBmaxxing (Jordan Barrett) and embracing the Chad Slavic box skull genes
what if i have 1% lower third
jb has much taller skull
 
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many aspects of the skull n tissue u simply cant realistically change. ppl on this forum think u shove some titanium wherever n it chadifies u. keep in mind, most ppl here r retarded teens.
 
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they all already had above average skulls
cheekbite and squint
holly ascension
no ascension for my skull
everything is deformed
most transformations are non surgical so they wont be that significant also most insecure ugly people dont take many photos when they are ugly and probably wouldn't want to share them if they had some
 
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Just shut the fuck up bro. If you already know this shit then why do you keep talking about it?

If you aren't gonna do something to try to ascend, even if its just to ltn, why not just kill yourself? (I strongly advise you not to). The fuck is the point of droning on about this shit that we've all heard a trillion times before?

Niggas like you just like to think, and think, and think. You think your whole life away! Act on SOMETHING and stop wasting everyone's fucking time.
This is so corny
 
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@Sceptical @inversions
Most pointless reply ever, you would rather tag some other niggas to come endorse your philosophy about why its okay to spend all of your time crying about predetermined looks (which we already knew) than to actually get up and attempt to turn your shit face into a less shittier face.

Do you even want to be happy? I don't even feel bad for you nigga, you like to be this way. This shit has became a part of your personality and you enjoy being miserable. Stay that way because nobody is going to grab you by your lanklet wrists and drag you away from this site into happiness.
 
most transformations are non surgical so they wont be that significant also most insecure ugly people dont take many photos when they are ugly and probably wouldn't want to share them if they had some
He’s just saying nothing really changed besides them squinting or cheekbiting
 
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Most pointless reply ever, you would rather tag some other niggas to come endorse your philosophy about why its okay to spend all of your time crying about predetermined looks (which we already knew) than to actually get up and attempt to turn your shit face into a less shittier face.

Do you even want to be happy? I don't even feel bad for you nigga, you like to be this way. This shit has became a part of your personality and you enjoy being miserable. Stay that way because nobody is going to grab you by your lanklet wrists and drag you away from this site into happiness.
No ascension for subhuman skulls stop with the red pill bullshit

It’s over at birth
 
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He’s just saying nothing really changed besides them squinting or cheekbiting
yh true average oscar patel transformation, but ive seen some significant changes from antonio vereda and his followers mainly due to UC
 
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No ascension for subhuman skulls stop with the red pill bullshit

It’s over at birth
Alright cool, its over at birth so why continue to bitch? The fuck is the point of whining then nigga jfl.

Only point of staying alive is to ascend, so if you think you can't ascend hold your breath for 30 minutes and return to your maker.
 
Just shut the fuck up bro. If you already know this shit then why do you keep talking about it?

If you aren't gonna do something to try to ascend, even if its just to ltn, why not just kill yourself? (I strongly advise you not to). The fuck is the point of droning on about this shit that we've all heard a trillion times before?

Niggas like you just like to think, and think, and think. You think your whole life away! Act on SOMETHING and stop wasting everyone's fucking time.
Keep grinding, keep hustling
 
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yh true average oscar patel transformation, but ive seen some significant changes from antonio vereda and his followers mainly due to UC
Most “ascensions” are either puberty or some frauding bullshit.

Assuming you start off lean of course
 
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Alright cool, its over at birth so why continue to bitch? The fuck is the point of whining then nigga jfl.

Only point of staying alive is to ascend, so if you think you can't ascend hold your breath for 30 minutes and return to your maker.
You might be the worst 24cel to graze this forum after asdvek
 
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they all already had above average skulls
cheekbite and squint
holly ascension
no ascension for my skull
everything is deformed
wallahi hard mewing works
 
they all already had above average skulls
cheekbite and squint
holly ascension
no ascension for my skull
everything is deformed
A lot of the roiders have pretty cool ones
Androgenic, bonesrr, fletchzilla, orc, blakespeaks etc
The “softmaxxers” and even surgerymaxxers had pretty underwhelming ones
 
they all already had above average skulls
cheekbite and squint
holly ascension
no ascension for my skull
everything is deformed
looksmaxing is when goodlifing jbw with fixable failos
 
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Calling it “ascension” when none of them are deformed and have fixable failos :forcedsmile:

Whereas attempting to improve my appearance with softmaxxing is like trying to polish a turd :lul:
 
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looksmaxing is when goodlifing jbw with fixable failos
its been fucking hard for me, theres stuff that happened when i became redpilled that ill never mention
 
You might be the worst 24cel to graze this forum after asdvek
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Thanks for painting a forum analepsis picture that I didn't ask for, and a sentence that deconstructed a grand total of nothing that I said.
 
Calling it “ascension” when none of them are deformed and have fixable failos :forcedsmile:

Whereas attempting to improve my appearance with softmaxxing is like trying to polish a turd :lul:
same
all my flaws are just skull issues
i need bimax with genio zygo reduction infras temple reduction
everything basically
some peoples base is too trash at this point just give up
 
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Calling it “ascension” when none of them are deformed and have fixable failos :forcedsmile:

Whereas attempting to improve my appearance with softmaxxing is like trying to polish a turd :lul:
no ascension if youre below 5'10 or more roughly 6ft
(im 5'10)
 
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