All my friends are losing their virginity except me

[Bitchwhipper2]

While im happy for them, its actually stressing me out.

Im getting left behind and I cant score because of my subhumanity

 

[Nick.Harte]

You were meant to lose buddy. Life ain’t fair. Accept it

 

[autistic_tendencies]

You’ll get used to it
I’m sorry bro

 

[Jason Voorhees]

You are a 6 ft blue eyed nordic man

 

[Deleted member 52057]

they are doing it so you can feel bad
they aren't your friends