Almost banged a fat slag

[Tom Jones]

I was out on the town and just taking it easy. Winging my mate. He scored. I just wanted to finish my beer and call it a night but a fat bird came and was all over me. Rubbing my dick within a minute of her coming over.
I did some serious thinking, and concluded why the fuck not(I’m no stranger to women with excessive adipose tissue). I asked if we should go home to me and she said yes.

But she moved so slowly that I sobered up, and I said I had to take a leak. I went out of her sight. Took a leak and then bolted. Ran the fuck away. Felt pretty bad tbh because she was sweet.

 

[betrayed by 5‘8]

I was out on the town and just taking it easy. Winging my mate. He scored. I just wanted to finish my beer and call it a night but a fat bird came and was all over me. Rubbing my dick within a minute of her coming over.
I did some serious thinking, and concluded why the fuck not(I’m no stranger to women with excessive adipose tissue). I asked if we should go home to me and she said yes.

But she moved so slowly that I sobered up, and I said I had to take a leak. I went out of her sight. Took a leak and then bolted. Ran the fuck away. Felt pretty bad tbh because she was sweet.

,,was sweet „ ,, grabed my dick after 2 minutes ‚‘

 

[Tom Jones]

,,was sweet „ ,, grabed my dick after 2 minutes ‚‘

I did say she was a slag. They can be sweet

 

[Deleted member 20098]

Bullet Dodged M'Lord

 

[Blackgymmax]

I was out on the town and just taking it easy. Winging my mate. He scored. I just wanted to finish my beer and call it a night but a fat bird came and was all over me. Rubbing my dick within a minute of her coming over.
I did some serious thinking, and concluded why the fuck not(I’m no stranger to women with excessive adipose tissue). I asked if we should go home to me and she said yes.

But she moved so slowly that I sobered up, and I said I had to take a leak. I went out of her sight. Took a leak and then bolted. Ran the fuck away. Felt pretty bad tbh because she was sweet.

shes on the pink pill forum right now wondering if she maintained frame

 

[Tom Jones]

shes on the pink pill forum right now wondering if she maintained frame

She’s probably still waiting for me outside the alleyway where I took a leak. I’m an older man so maybe she reckon I got prostate issues

 

[Tom Jones]

Bullet Dodged M'Lord

A hole is a hole and a dick is washable innit?

Why should the volume and mass of another (likely) fertile female of the same species dictate whether she deserves insemination? Beauty is on the inside after all.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

LowT. Chad would have just coomed her right there on the spot

 

[Veganist]

Almost read the OP

 

[Tom Jones]

Almost read the OP

It involved preservation of a whale. So I think a vegan(it’s) would be delighted.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Ahaha the nigga ran away

 

[Tom Jones]

Ahaha the nigga ran away

Yeah I was no Captain Ahab that day. I have ventured into the mountains of fat attached to human women before.
Gave me flashbacks. Worse than Afghanistan.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Yeah I was no Captain Ahab that day. I have ventured into the mountains of fat attached to human women before.
Gave me flashbacks. Worse than Afghanistan.

Technically ahab was chasing the whale. You’d be an HP Lovecraft protagonist running from the great beast beneath the waves. But good for you that you kept your standards

 

[Tom Jones]

Technically ahab was chasing the whale. You’d be an HP Lovecraft protagonist running from the great beast beneath the waves. But good for you that you kept your standards

True that. Been a while since I read it. First book I read in English actually.
But I was in a way chasing the intimacy and loving embrace of the human woman whale. But fortunately alcohol has a short half life. And the pace at which she was moving was awkward and uncanny.

Yeah then went home and jerked off. That’s standards man. Only I’m good enough for me

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Technically ahab was chasing the whale. You’d be an HP Lovecraft protagonist running from the great beast beneath the waves. But good for you that you kept your standards

You and @Tom Jones have me wetting myself with these metaphors for fat whores. I have had my run ins with Mnomquah the Lord of the black lake and man that landwhale was terrifying fat women are a stain on humanity

 

[Tom Jones]

You and @Tom Jones have me wetting myself with these metaphors for fat whores. I have had my run ins with Mnomquah the Lord of the black lake and man that landwhale was terrifying fat women are a stain on humanity

 

[Deleted member 19103]

this seems to be a weekly thing with you..

 

[Tom Jones]

this seems to be a weekly thing with you..

I have a weak spot for dem curves.

The other stories are older tho. Only banged 3 I would classify as fatties.

And they were fueled by either generosity or rage

 

[exeight]

I was out on the town and just taking it easy. Winging my mate. He scored. I just wanted to finish my beer and call it a night but a fat bird came and was all over me. Rubbing my dick within a minute of her coming over.
I did some serious thinking, and concluded why the fuck not(I’m no stranger to women with excessive adipose tissue). I asked if we should go home to me and she said yes.

But she moved so slowly that I sobered up, and I said I had to take a leak. I went out of her sight. Took a leak and then bolted. Ran the fuck away. Felt pretty bad tbh because she was sweet.

fucking my own hand vs. fucking a fat woman

i take my hand.

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

Your looksmatch is 150lbs overweight sitting at a bar, sweating between her folds and down her fat back, wondering where her dick for the night is.

 

[Tom Jones]

fucking my own hand vs. fucking a fat woman

i take my hand.

Is it thick and veiny?

 

[Tom Jones]

Your looksmatch is 150lbs overweight sitting at a bar, sweating between her folds and down her fat back, wondering where her dick for the night is.

Yea can’t deny the truth.

I was just a vessel of (expected. All she would feel would be disappointment) joy, like a fucking roller coaster.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

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Could never catch me dead with a fat woman I despise fatties so fucking much disgusting beasts of Shrub Niggurath

 

[Tom Jones]

Co

Could never catch me dead with a fat woman I despise fatties so fucking much disgusting beasts of Shrub Niggurath

You were gifted with an absolutely stunning body. Don’t you feel compelled to share it with women (or men) lusting for it?

 

[Tom Jones]

LowT. Chad would have just coomed her right there on the spot

Life as sub Chad is excruciating

 

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