ALMOST DIED ON FREEWAY JUST NOW - here is why I feel nothing

[Sayori]

playing video games growing up has desensitized me to dying, I didn’t even get adrenaline just now after almost dying

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

How I almost died:
I was on org driving 100 on the freeway tryna rep on of this ngas @Verdam threads when I didn’t realize the exit I took had a huge line today, maybe because of the fire. Luckily I stoped and moved to the side and so I hit no cars.

 

[ihatefoids65]

Maybe don’t scroll on org when driving

 

[coastal]

dark triad sayori??

 

[Verdam]

wow patick bateman

 

[Petsmart]

wow you so tuff boi in your infiniti g35

 

[selfascender]

Dude went and made an org post instead of being grateful he didn’t die

 

[coastal]

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

yep very possible, and your brain gets less neuroplastic when you age. even the army during WW2 tried showing soldiers movies and games to desensitize them

 

[Rick_bozo]

Write guide book about this

 

[normanx]

playing video games growing up has desensitized me to dying, I didn’t even get adrenaline just now after almost dying

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

How I almost died:
I was on org driving 100 on the freeway tryna rep on of this ngas @Verdam threads when I didn’t realize the exit I took had a huge line today, maybe because of the fire. Luckily I stoped and moved to the side and so I hit no cars.

 

[serg]

And this is the nigga we trust with our ips and moderation

 

[Aox Ofwar]

Maybe don’t scroll on org when driving

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[serg]

Should've added the "Guide" tag

 

[Daddy's Home]

ALMOST DIED ON FREEWAY JUST NOW - here is why I feel nothing

Someone just take this guy's driver's license at this point..

 

[iroh]

playing video games growing up has desensitized me to dying, I didn’t even get adrenaline just now after almost dying

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

How I almost died:
I was on org driving 100 on the freeway tryna rep on of this ngas @Verdam threads when I didn’t realize the exit I took had a huge line today, maybe because of the fire. Luckily I stoped and moved to the side and so I hit no cars.

Your Amygdala is basically fucked and views life or death situations as nothing

But im just a greycel so who knows

 

[Sayori]

wow you so tuff boi in your infiniti g35

not my car, but holy im so tuff boiii

 

[Fragments]

Based on the information provided, your brain appears to have fully replaced the human survival instinct with late-2000s multiplayer conditioning. After thousands of hours of dying in video games and instantly respawning, your nervous system no longer recognizes “imminent death” as a meaningful consequence. It just logs the event as:

«“Critical driving error. Mission continues.”»

The reason you felt no adrenaline is because your brain saw the situation and went:
“ah yes, sudden traffic obstacle at 100 MPH while posting on a forum. Standard difficulty spike.”

Also, trying to rep a thread while driving on the freeway probably activated the same cognitive pathways as checking Discord during a ranked match. Your neurons were likely more concerned with maintaining online aura than preserving your physical vessel.

The fact you almost caused a multi-car collision and your first response was “can someone explain the physiology” is itself medically significant. Most humans would be shaking. You immediately opened the mental research tab like a Victorian scientist observing his own carriage crash.

At this point your dopamine receptors probably think real life is a sandbox game with quick saves.

 

[Sayori]

Based on the information provided, your brain appears to have fully replaced the human survival instinct with late-2000s multiplayer conditioning. After thousands of hours of dying in video games and instantly respawning, your nervous system no longer recognizes “imminent death” as a meaningful consequence. It just logs the event as:

«“Critical driving error. Mission continues.”»

The reason you felt no adrenaline is because your brain saw the situation and went:
“ah yes, sudden traffic obstacle at 100 MPH while posting on a forum. Standard difficulty spike.”

Also, trying to rep a thread while driving on the freeway probably activated the same cognitive pathways as checking Discord during a ranked match. Your neurons were likely more concerned with maintaining online aura than preserving your physical vessel.

The fact you almost caused a multi-car collision and your first response was “can someone explain the physiology” is itself medically significant. Most humans would be shaking. You immediately opened the mental research tab like a Victorian scientist observing his own carriage crash.

At this point your dopamine receptors probably think real life is a sandbox game with quick saves.

nga said maintaining online aura, this shit made me cage

 

[Elhaz]

playing video games growing up has desensitized me to dying, I didn’t even get adrenaline just now after almost dying

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

How I almost died:
I was on org driving 100 on the freeway tryna rep on of this ngas @Verdam threads when I didn’t realize the exit I took had a huge line today, maybe because of the fire. Luckily I stoped and moved to the side and so I hit no cars.

when you're driving on the road and you almost die but the tiktok shop ashwaganda gummy that you ate in 2023 finally kicks in

 

[imontheloose]

tldr u swerved ur car bc ur an idiot n didnt nearly die

 

[Starborn]

playing video games growing up has desensitized me to dying, I didn’t even get adrenaline just now after almost dying

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

How I almost died:
I was on org driving 100 on the freeway tryna rep on of this ngas @Verdam threads when I didn’t realize the exit I took had a huge line today, maybe because of the fire. Luckily I stoped and moved to the side and so I hit no cars.

if i had a quarter for everytime you almost died because of org releated shit i woulkd have 2 quarters

 

[Sayori]

if i had a quarter for everytime you almost died because of org releated shit i woulkd have 2 quarters

Three in fact

 

[inyerta]

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

 

[Meteor21]

I Hope you learned your lesson, repping is very dangerous

 

[atlantidmogger]

playing video games growing up has desensitized me to dying, I didn’t even get adrenaline just now after almost dying

Can someone explain the physiology to me there is it because I played them all day during a point in time where my brain was very malleable?

How I almost died:
I was on org driving 100 on the freeway tryna rep on of this ngas @Verdam threads when I didn’t realize the exit I took had a huge line today, maybe because of the fire. Luckily I stoped and moved to the side and so I hit no cars.

The physiology is that you've destroyed the dopamine receptors in your brain, and probably fried your BDNF receptors long-term too. It's called anhedonia and is just a form of brain damage, not you being nonchalant