almost died today in the most stupid way ever

[BigBallsLarry]

so i was extremly drunk

its a given id do some stupid shit so i started doing pull ups on a big ass probably like 150kg cabinet

it fell and i was backed onto a wall (and saved by it)

missed my head by like 5 cm

we cleaned it up with like 4 other people but only now after waking up i realised how retarded that was

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

so i was extremly drunk

its a given id do some stupid shit so i started doing pull ups on a big ass probably like 150kg cabinet

it fell and i was backed onto a wall (and saved by it)

missed my head by like 5 cm

we cleaned it up with like 4 other people but only now after waking up i realised how retarded that was

Oh your not a looksmaxxer?

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Oh your not a looksmaxxer?

i don't drink usually

just last days of summer so i hit it up with my friends

but i wouldn't consider myself a looksmaxer tbh

 

[Gomez]

glad you made it out alive twin

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Oh your not a looksmaxxer?

A nigha cant drink now?

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

A nigha cant drink now?

I get told to kms for eating pretzels

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

I get told to kms for eating pretzels

Well 1 won’t hurt

 

[BigBallsLarry]

glad you made it out alive twin

thank you, I'm glad aswell, probably closest i was to death/serious injury in a while

A nigha cant drink now?

facts

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

It better not be beer OP

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Well 1 won’t hurt

Bro wut

 

[selfascender]

Yea same I was playing football once on concrete with Friends and almost and smashed my cranium

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Bro wut

1 pretzel is good enough 2 or more and your a fatty

 

[BigBallsLarry]

It better not be beer OP

whiskey

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

1 pretzel is good enough 2 or more and your a fatty

Autism are you anorexic

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Autism are you anorexic

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

No hes not tf?

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

1 pretzel is good enough 2 or more and your a fatty

Wait r you saying bag of pretzel

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Autism are you anorexic

your a fat cunt stfu I see your threads all you do is binge and eat over your calories kys literally

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Wait r you saying bag of pretzel

The big one 1 serving size or idk what your talking about I never had pretzels unless it’s the mini ones in small chip packet

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

The big one 1 serving size or idk what your talking about I never had pretzels unless it’s the mini ones in small chip packet

Sourdough nibblers

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

your a fat cunt stfu I see your threads all you do is binge and eat over your calories kys literally

Brother its a bag of little nibblers

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Brother its a bag of little nibblers

Oh forgot what I said then your good

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Oh forgot what I said then your good

Too late im killing myself

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Too late im killing myself

NO!

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

NO!

your a fat cunt stfu I see your threads all you do is binge and eat over your calories kys literally

Tbh your right I cant control my appetite I have 0 clue how im maintaining weight when on average im eating 4k+

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Tbh your right I cant control my appetite I have 0 clue how im maintaining weight when on average im eating 4k+

Mirin metabolism

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Mirin metabolism

Metabolism is garbage I think its cuz I go someday eating little and not everyday is 4k i warped a lil i workout alot and I have chronic diarrhea so im pretty sure you can just shit thing out before you absorb them but yeah Im still subhuman chubby and cant lose weight