Almost got caught smoking weed story

[Deleted member 1464]

I was 17, skipping school, hitting my new bong I bought for $80 online.

Chillin, blowing huge clouds, ripping this new bong in the garage.... high as fuck.

Then.... the fucking garage roller door opens.... mother came home from work early

It was only 11am or so.... she usually comes home at 5pm.
The way you enter the garage is on a bit of an angle... so I knew i had roughly 10 seconds or so to quickly grab all my weed shit and get the fuck outta there.
As I get up... I KNOCK THE GLASS BONG OVER.... it smashed on the floor and water is everywhere .... luckily it didn't shatter all that bad... so I swept it behind a box with my foot, grab my weed shit and leg it into the house via the back sliding door. (The garage has a rear roller door too, which I leave open all day, so the smoke didn't linger too much)
My heart is fucking racing....

I run to my room, quickly put on a fresh t-shirt and.... FUCK... she is already in the house and walking towards my room because she obviously saw my shoes and the lights were on and dog was inside.... I closed the door and she asks me why I am at home... "felt sick bro0o00ooo"..... She tried to open the door and I immediately push it back in her direction so she can't come in.... JFL. "Getting changed... give me a minute"....

She left my door... I could hear her getting changed in her room now. I go wash my face and use mouthwash to get rid of any weed smell.... ofc when I looked in the mirror my eyes were as red as ever.

5 minutes pass... I play it off cool and lay on my bed watching youtube. She doesn't even come into my room till 10 minutes later and tells me I could have called since she was coming home early I could have gotten picked up from school.
She didn't suspect a thing.....

Later I go into the garage and make sure I got rid of all the broken glass.
There was still water all over the garage floor but she didn't even see it

MFW I GET AWAY WITH THIS:

 

[fakemeta.]

@Weed thoughts?

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Why do people even smoke weed?

It smells like old dogs farts.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Why do people even smoke weed?

To get high

 

[Roping Subhuman]

To get high

Wouldn't drinking have a same effect?

 

[Deleted member 1774]

nigga you wanted to kill @Weed that shit's fucked up but devilish, respecting the drillin fam.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Wouldn't drinking have a same effect?

No.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Why do people even smoke weed?

It smells like old dogs farts.

This iz y u inel

Weed especially quality weed smells amazing

needs to be cured right and not dry asf

 

[Roping Subhuman]

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No.

So you feel dizzy? what kinda feeling is it?

 

[prgfromnl]

Lmao those eyes

 

[Deleted member 1464]

So you feel dizzy? what kinda feeling is it?

I feel calm, heavy, my entire body tingling, the skin on my face feels like its getting "pulled", everything is enhanced, doing anything feels like a great time.
Its hard to explain honestly, very good feeling.

Alcohol is numbing, weed is the opposite... it enhances.

 

[Roping Subhuman]

This iz y u inel

Weed especially quality weed smells amazing

needs to be cured right and not dry asf

I don't like drugs in general.

Because Nigger rat kids always smoke some disgusting shit in my apartment, and then the whole fucking place smells like shit.

 

[Deleted member 2769]

larp

 

[Ghostcel]

I remember when my mom found empty weed baggies in my room , her world was destroyed

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

So you feel dizzy? what kinda feeling is it?

Nigga go smoke some weed with yo lame ass

Feels chill ummm nice heavy tingly relaxed body feeling a little euphoric spacey, makes food taste amazing, music sound better

Just try it

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I remember when my mom found empty weed baggies in my room , her world was destroyed

Bro my mum cried when she finally found out I smoked weed.
Happened 2 years later when she found a shitty water bottle bong I made and stashed in a drawer in the garage....

Now she smells weed sometimes from my room and doesn't seem to care JFL.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

I don't like drugs in general.

Because Nigger rat kids always smoke some disgusting shit in my apartment, and then the whole fucking place smells like shit.

Diz ih y Ur inkwell.

 

[Alexanderr]

Nice storytelling nigga

 

[Deleted member 2769]

 

[Deleted member 1464]

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You wish you had such an epic story to tell

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Nigga go smoke some weed with yo lame ass

Feels chill ummm nice heavy tingly relaxed body feeling a little euphoric spacey, makes food taste amazing, music sound better

Just try it

Where do i try it? it's not exactly legal here.

But i don't really want to anyway. i hardly drink as it is. (maybe once a year)

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Where do i try it? it's not exactly legal here.

But i don't really want to anyway. i hardly drink as it is. (maybe once a year)

Ask old friends from school.

 

[Deleted member 2769]

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Where do i try it? it's not exactly legal here.

But i don't really want to anyway. i hardly drink as it is. (maybe once a year)

Park, behind your hour house, outside, car, doesn’t matter

Who cares about legality

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Ask old friends from school.

No such thing.

Park, behind your hour house, outside, car, doesn’t matter

Who cares about legality

Who could i get it from? i hardly know anyone to begin with.

But jfl. behind my house? i'm not a homeless hobo dude.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

No such thing.



Who could i get it from? i hardly know anyone to begin with.

But jfl. behind my house? i'm not a homeless hobo dude.

??? You sound lame as hell no wonder.

you have to meet people really

go to a therapy group

 

[Apollonian]

A fantastic story

 

[Deleted member 2769]

lol @ beliving this

 

[Roping Subhuman]

??? You sound lame as hell no wonder.

you have to meet people really

go to a therapy group

Fuck therapy group.

I hate those rats.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

lol @ beliving this

https://looksmax.org/threads/rent-free.81267/

 

[Deleted member 2769]

https://looksmax.org/threads/rent-free.81267/

not me

 

[Deleted member 1464]

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[AutisticBeaner]

I was once smoking in my room in front of my computer (jfl) because my parents already went to bed. Suddenly I hear the sound of my door opening; it was my mom. I had barely a second of time until she could see me so I immediately threw my joint behind my computer, risking it all into the hope of nothing getting damaged or catching on fire. She noticed the smell obviously, but I was able to play it off with "maybe a fly burned in the lamp again" (which actually happens, just for context) she went to bed again.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I was once smoking in my room in front of my computer (jfl) because my parents already went to bed. Suddenly I hear the sound of my door opening; it was my mom. I had barely a second of time until she could see me so I immediately threw my joint behind my computer, risking it all into the hope of nothing getting damaged or catching on fire. She noticed the smell obviously, but I was able to play it off with "maybe a fly burned in the lamp again" (which actually happens, just for context) she went to bed again.

Wtf
.....


How could the smell be that little

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[AutisticBeaner]

Wtf
.....


How could the smell be that little

Well, the open window was right next to me but idk either how I got away with that one

 

[Deleted member 2756]

@Goblin do be producing some extremely based threads recently.

 

[LookistWorld]

This stressed me out tbh, reminds me of the old days having to hide that shit from my parents

 

[bossman]

well done bro

 

[DidntRead]