Almost got into a crash

[User28823]

i'm heading home after picking up my goyslop when i decide i'm about to let the S58 sing a little

and RIGHT as i'm about to rip it some fuckass BAFOON in his ugly ass Home Depot contractor truck pulls out directly in front of me

had to swerve around this mf like i just unlocked an emergency quick-time event

FORTUNATELY i have the reaction time of a GODDDDDD and avoided becoming a hood ornament

but now i'm pissed

my car is EXTREMELY loud and EXTREMELY obnoxious and EXTREMELY exotic. you can hear this shit approaching from three zip codes away. there is simply NO WAY this mf didn't see or hear me coming

which leaves only one reasonable conclusion:

this was a premeditated assassination attempt.

so naturally i consulted the rear dashcam, enhanced the footage like i'm in fucking CSI, and acquired his license plate

i will now be forwarding my findings to the proper authorities (my notes app)

bro has no idea the bureaucratic nightmare i am currently imagining for him

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

 

[User28823]

@Mogs Me @sasha108 @xevuxia @Nectar @Tyler1

 

[fantom0726]

pure evil

 

[sasha108]

@Mogs Me @sasha108 @xevuxia @Nectar @Tyler1

Some fucking gay guy that jealous
Stay safe

 

[dragomog]

larp u dont have an m faggot

 

[Jason5000]

home depot. maybe a Mexican. would be funny if you had him deported

 

[The Grinch]

Almost a -1

 

[The Grinch]

I‘m sorry you survived, so disappointing ugh

 

[User28823]

I‘m sorry you survived, so disappointing ugh

@mlglocalfatkid

 

[The Grinch]

home depot. maybe a Mexican. would be funny if you had him deported

He‘s from a slavic eastern european country, i don’t think any mexican lives there or even wants to live there

 

[foreverstuckinLTN]

Rape that nigger

 

[User28823]

He‘s from a slavic eastern european country, i don’t think any mexican lives there or even wants to live there

i live in the US

 

[mangotimer]

Punch that car

 

[User28823]

Rape that nigger

 

[xevuxia]

i'm heading home after picking up my goyslop when i decide i'm about to let the S58 sing a little

and RIGHT as i'm about to rip it some fuckass BAFOON in his ugly ass Home Depot contractor truck pulls out directly in front of me

had to swerve around this mf like i just unlocked an emergency quick-time event

FORTUNATELY i have the reaction time of a GODDDDDD and avoided becoming a hood ornament

but now i'm pissed

my car is EXTREMELY loud and EXTREMELY obnoxious and EXTREMELY exotic. you can hear this shit approaching from three zip codes away. there is simply NO WAY this mf didn't see or hear me coming

which leaves only one reasonable conclusion:

this was a premeditated assassination attempt.

so naturally i consulted the rear dashcam, enhanced the footage like i'm in fucking CSI, and acquired his license plate

i will now be forwarding my findings to the proper authorities (my notes app)

bro has no idea the bureaucratic nightmare i am currently imagining for him

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

Pov what happend in reality

@mlglocalfatkid @Tyler1

 

[User28823]

Pov what happend in reality

@mlglocalfatkid @Tyler1

nigga wasnt even stopping he rly tried to hit me bruh i will end him

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

i'm heading home after picking up my goyslop when i decide i'm about to let the S58 sing a little

and RIGHT as i'm about to rip it some fuckass BAFOON in his ugly ass Home Depot contractor truck pulls out directly in front of me

had to swerve around this mf like i just unlocked an emergency quick-time event

FORTUNATELY i have the reaction time of a GODDDDDD and avoided becoming a hood ornament

but now i'm pissed

my car is EXTREMELY loud and EXTREMELY obnoxious and EXTREMELY exotic. you can hear this shit approaching from three zip codes away. there is simply NO WAY this mf didn't see or hear me coming

which leaves only one reasonable conclusion:

this was a premeditated assassination attempt.

so naturally i consulted the rear dashcam, enhanced the footage like i'm in fucking CSI, and acquired his license plate

i will now be forwarding my findings to the proper authorities (my notes app)

bro has no idea the bureaucratic nightmare i am currently imagining for him

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

Bro can you like plsssss sign some documents saying that if you die in a crash I get to keep your cars?

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

Yeah man.. I avoided near crashes multiple times from pure idiots. So many retards that can't drive, almost hit by cars multiple times too. Feels like it is sheer luck you avoid these idiots and having good reaction times and not being oblivious to your surroundings, never relax fully when driving in places there are other cars because so many are subhuman trash drivers.

 

[User28823]

Yeah man.. I avoided near crashes multiple times from pure idiots. So many retards that can't drive, almost hit by cars multiple times too. Feels like it is sheer luck you avoid these idiots and having good reaction times and not being oblivious to your surroundings, never relax fully when driving in places there are other cars because so many are subhuman trash drivers.

this is the closest ive been prolly in all years of driving, this usually never happens which i attribute to having extremely loud cars

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

this is the closest ive been prolly in all years of driving, this usually never happens which i attribute to having extremely loud cars

Makes sense. Hmm, so you think it is very possible that guy hated you and was trying to do it on purpose then maybe? There are tons of seethers out there that get triggered very hard just by the sight of superior/higher-value males, or road rage from having a nice, better car.

 

[User28823]

Makes sense. Hmm, so you think it is very possible that guy hated you and was trying to do it on purpose then maybe? There are tons of seethers out there that get triggered very hard just by the sight of superior/higher-value males, or road rage from having a nice, better car.

yes i get a ton of envy on the road typically drivers going deliberately slow in front of me in single lanes

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

yes i get a ton of envy on the road typically drivers going deliberately slow in front of me in single lanes

Many shitbox drivers are so insecure and have road raged on me so many times, I make sure to slow down and then step on the gas many times as I am driving past them for the engine sound and showing off the acceleration to remind them what low horsepower poor peasant trash they are driving. After all weird road rage incidents I have had from insecure drivers I feel like purposefully triggering insecure shitbox drivers even more now lol.