Almost had a heart attack today

[user20266741]

I was running in nature earlier on arguebly the least populated trail near my house. The humanoid spawn rate there is about 1 in a 1000 runs, so I thought I was safe.

But right when I got over an uphill slope, I saw a foid 10 meters across of me staring at it’s phone while walking, it was around my age and good looking. I just kept running on the trail pretending to be focused on my own shit, but then the worst happened, she looked up from her phone. She smiles at me and I smiled back while I kept running.

BUT THEN the terror hit me. I don’t think she was smiling at me. She was probably smiling at her phone

The end

Its over

 

[cursed4channer]

you survived because i felt it coming and i prayed for your wellbeing, stay healthy bhai

 

[X3737LMOGZ]

I was running in nature earlier on arguebly the least populated trail near my house. The humanoid spawn rate there is about 1 in a 1000 runs, so I thought I was safe.

But right when I got over an uphill slope, I saw a foid 10 meters across of me staring at it’s phone while walking, it was around my age and good looking. I just kept running on the trail pretending to be focused on my own shit, but then the worst happened, she looked up from her phone. She smiles at me and I smiled back while I kept running.

BUT THEN the terror hit me. I don’t think she was smiling at me. She was probably smiling at her phone

The end

Its over

Why are you calling her foid and it for?

 

[user20266741]

Why are you calling her foid and it for?

The "it" is mostly satire, but what else do you want me to call HER than foid, idk her name

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I was running in nature earlier on arguebly the least populated trail near my house. The humanoid spawn rate there is about 1 in a 1000 runs, so I thought I was safe.

But right when I got over an uphill slope, I saw a foid 10 meters across of me staring at it’s phone while walking, it was around my age and good looking. I just kept running on the trail pretending to be focused on my own shit, but then the worst happened, she looked up from her phone. She smiles at me and I smiled back while I kept running.

BUT THEN the terror hit me. I don’t think she was smiling at me. She was probably smiling at her phone

The end

Its over

She was probably watching gore on her phone of some jogger getting killed by a falling branch. When she saw you, she smiled with hope.

 

[WannabeClavicular]

Jesus christ dude

 

[X3737LMOGZ]

The "it" is mostly satire, but what else do you want me to call HER than foid, idk her name

Just call her a girl or woman