dimocel
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Hello everybody, I am currently still a little drunk at the time of waking up so bear with me.
(TLDR at the bottom)
My night started at around 6 PM. I met up with my boy, his gf, his gfs subhuman friend, my other boy who pulled up with me, and some nt nigga that I surprisingly fw
anyways, we pulled up to Andrew’s house last night, because he let us know there was a party.
We get to his house expecting to just LDAR until the party starts jfl
His retarded gf pulls up (who, by the way was bitching at me the whole night and I called her a retarded subhuman the whole time bc she’s just that annoying)
After discussing the plans, we decide on downtown first to eat, then going to the party.
We get to downtown, get pizza, there’s tons of hot foids, I personally remember this one bitch with like Natalie Portman tier aesthetics
This kid there offers me a drink for a cigarette, which I accept. I took massive swigs of the drink and he took one pull off my cig, felt like a scammer ngl
Anyways finally we all meet back up again, then my friend tells me the party’s cancelled.
We go back to Andrew’s house in desperate need of a plan.
All of a sudden the NT nigga tells us he has three girls.
Mind you the WHOLE night, this nigga was making comments about my looks. He literally brought up BONESMASHING, and I told him it was obviously cope but the swelling is nice
He thinks it Tightens his skin JFL and gives him hollow cheeks.
Anyway this faggot was insulting my looks left and right, saying “Dimocel you especially are in need of bonesmashing”
Like wtf??!!! Anyways, the girls ask for a picture of us
I send 3 of my BEST pictures to the NT guy named David, he says those are SHIT.
I start fucking CAGING, saying retarded shit while drunk like “Nigga if I was Chadlite I wouldn’t be treated like this”
He tells us the 3 man is basically 1 ugly fat bitch, a hot Norwegian bitch, then his girl, so it was basically a two man between me and this other guy named Kai.
Anyways after about 30 minutes of ldarring we FINALLY get the 3 man. The nt nigga whispered in my ear “You got the bad one don’t say anything”
Anyways, finally, we pull up to the park where their at, me and the girl who’s name was Anna or some shit, are drinking the most.
After about 20 minutes I’m absolutely FUCKED, somehow someway I’m on top of her making out with her JFL.
I’m saying the most CAGEFUEL shit about my insecurities to her like “I wish you could like me while I’m sober”, “do you know what PSL is?”
She just keeps reassuring me “No you’re really hot actually” “I picked you the second I saw you”
Anyways I started fingering her then after an hour she had to fucking leave!?! She had a giga strict curfew. I was CAGING that I didn’t get a slay.
At least she was saying this like “I want you inside of me” “text me tomorrow” so that’s lifefuel I guess
Then we left and I pissed myself on the way back to Andrew’s house ROFLLL I slept over where I still am.
Going to slay Anna today hopefully I will provide a tape for all of us.
(TLDR: Went to a park, talked to a girl while CAGING about my insecurities, then fingered her and made out with her)
Tagging Goats: @Subhuman @davidlaidisme67 @kisslessvirgin
(TLDR at the bottom)
My night started at around 6 PM. I met up with my boy, his gf, his gfs subhuman friend, my other boy who pulled up with me, and some nt nigga that I surprisingly fw
anyways, we pulled up to Andrew’s house last night, because he let us know there was a party.
We get to his house expecting to just LDAR until the party starts jfl
His retarded gf pulls up (who, by the way was bitching at me the whole night and I called her a retarded subhuman the whole time bc she’s just that annoying
)After discussing the plans, we decide on downtown first to eat, then going to the party.
We get to downtown, get pizza, there’s tons of hot foids, I personally remember this one bitch with like Natalie Portman tier aesthetics
This kid there offers me a drink for a cigarette, which I accept. I took massive swigs of the drink and he took one pull off my cig, felt like a scammer ngl
Anyways finally we all meet back up again, then my friend tells me the party’s cancelled.
We go back to Andrew’s house in desperate need of a plan.
All of a sudden the NT nigga tells us he has three girls.
Mind you the WHOLE night, this nigga was making comments about my looks. He literally brought up BONESMASHING, and I told him it was obviously cope but the swelling is nice
He thinks it Tightens his skin JFL and gives him hollow cheeks.
Anyway this faggot was insulting my looks left and right, saying “Dimocel you especially are in need of bonesmashing”
Like wtf??!!! Anyways, the girls ask for a picture of us
I send 3 of my BEST pictures to the NT guy named David, he says those are SHIT.
I start fucking CAGING, saying retarded shit while drunk like “Nigga if I was Chadlite I wouldn’t be treated like this”
He tells us the 3 man is basically 1 ugly fat bitch, a hot Norwegian bitch, then his girl, so it was basically a two man between me and this other guy named Kai.
Anyways after about 30 minutes of ldarring we FINALLY get the 3 man. The nt nigga whispered in my ear “You got the bad one don’t say anything”
Anyways, finally, we pull up to the park where their at, me and the girl who’s name was Anna or some shit, are drinking the most.
After about 20 minutes I’m absolutely FUCKED, somehow someway I’m on top of her making out with her JFL.
I’m saying the most CAGEFUEL shit about my insecurities to her like “I wish you could like me while I’m sober”, “do you know what PSL is?”
She just keeps reassuring me “No you’re really hot actually” “I picked you the second I saw you”
Anyways I started fingering her then after an hour she had to fucking leave!?! She had a giga strict curfew. I was CAGING that I didn’t get a slay.
At least she was saying this like “I want you inside of me” “text me tomorrow” so that’s lifefuel I guess
Then we left and I pissed myself on the way back to Andrew’s house ROFLLL I slept over where I still am.
Going to slay Anna today hopefully I will provide a tape for all of us.
(TLDR: Went to a park, talked to a girl while CAGING about my insecurities, then fingered her and made out with her)
Tagging Goats: @Subhuman @davidlaidisme67 @kisslessvirgin
