Almost walked into a kangaroo today on my nature walk

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Dumb thing was just like 5 metres off the path. I saw it way before it saw me (observational dominance, i'm the superior predator), it slowly stood up to make it self look bigger. I said 'oh, hello' and kept walking to leave it alone. It wasn't that bothered by me.
 
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Why didn’t u charge at it? U said u are superior?
 
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Dumb thing was just like 5 metres off the path. I saw it way before it saw me (observational dominance, i'm the superior predator), it slowly stood up to make it self look bigger. I said 'oh, hello' and kept walking to leave it alone. It wasn't that bothered by me.
i forget your Australian, i jumped on a roo, tied it up and captured one before
 
Damn kangaroo made u its bitch bro u should of squared up with it then and there
 
did u eat it?
no, i did it on a school camp sneaking out the camp in the Grampians , Aboriginals do shit like this all the time so i was just embracing their culture.
 
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no, i did it on a school camp sneaking out the camp in the Grampians , abdominals do shit like this all the time so i was just embracing their culture.

so you attacked a random kangaroo, tied it up, and then...?
 
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