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i’m 5’7, 17 and tryna ask all my questions here after reading the guides cause this site is tanking my mental health and i don’t want to rot. newfag and don’t know where else to ask questions.

can fraud to 5’9~5’10 pretty easilly cause of my long ass femur and short lower legs.

latebloomercel (hands and feet grown in the past couple months, plus you can tell from my baby face) and could honestly still just haven’t hit my growth spurt yet cause i was 5’6 8th to 10th grade then grew an inch in a week start of 11th, most likely massive cope though so i’m not counting on it.

I’ve been planning on taking mk677 for a while now but been too pussy/broke/retarded to do it. you mfs never mention the side effects to mk and i can’t find them anywhere else so ima ask here. i want to live till 80 and rake in that sweet compound interest and moneymog so the sides are important to me.

also need some general information on how to get legit cheap mk. not tryna source just need some tips on how to not get scammed. i’ve bought from the dark web before and can source gh from there but too poor to do so. schools taking too much time and can’t get a job yet, though prolly will this summer. don’t want to wait too long and miss the window though so i’m going for mk for now.

same story with an ai too keep growth plates open. heard it fucks with brain growth and i’m not tryna end up a retard. can’t find any good shit without prescription or that isn’t snake oil bullshit.

some of the pics are from retarded snaps all from front camera on my shitty phone

ik i need to skinmaxx and get a low bf been bulking for months starting cut now 5F28D542 703B 4F44 9A6E 75E967515295 F0807DC2 F921 4882 88D3 9D5E38F548E8 91397D77 4FC8 4E72 BE99 810DC6B4D239 20576A71 27A1 4837 8584 DEEF20734E28 B416E386 DF95 4B48 953F 5B2FDF157B4F 0C621CEC 7BBA 4739 9351 0D3660BEE46C 8D5CCB55 1951 42B8 8164 5F8BAA7C883D C94FC4B0 90DA 45BF A885 A02FC9AEE4E7 E552A2F0 FA40 4E30 9A29 330036D192B7 5345205E 5655 4E2B B6C0 7A9C33E55CFF 96425D21 659D 4CE8 97B0 35084DFAB523 2DE19A02 6019 422A ADB5 58A29FFBD563 32D62661 767A 4975 9B12 231A596B1D82 78A5EAA0 ABFF 4BDB 976B B95D01CD640A 89CADE96 7A36 4D2C 82A7 718F592D4CD5 C066B04E DE9C 45F8 BE32 7C7100F2A3C8
 
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weird you have the exact same face as a friend of mine

you physique mog him

but he is like 6'2 or so
 
leanmax, fix skin, and you will need to do something about your lack of browridge its your biggest falio
 
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Fix skin and you're fine
 
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lmfao thats why im here
 
weird you have the exact same face as a friend of mine

you physique mog him

but he is like 6'2 or so
suprised you have a friend as incredibly handsome top 0.0001% as me lol

manlets got pretty good bodybuilding genetics. i'd still get mogged to oblivion but at least I look good alone in the mirror
 
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and you will need to do something about your lack of browridge its your biggest falio
never read anything about the brow ridge. seems entirely genetic. do I smash a hammer on my face for that or some bullshit?
 
How you have bug eyes while being white?
 
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work on skin and facial leanness.
 
How you have bug eyes while being white?
how am i 5'7 while being white

irl i squint a lot naturally so my eyes have never really been a problem. i tried to relax my eyes as much as possible for those pics. plus they blue as fuck with fat limbal rings so I'm not stressin too hard.
 
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mirin acne
 
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ask nicely first cheeseface
 
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faurck i have been pwned once again
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actually tho don’t know if i’m retarded or coping but my brow doesn’t seem that weak. my eyebrows are gay blonde high and thin so maybe i can blame it on that.

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if only i could hard squint 24/7 😔
 
great potential
 
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actually tho don’t know if i’m retarded or coping but my brow doesn’t seem that weak. my eyebrows are gay blonde high and thin so maybe i can blame it on that.
You don't have a "weak" browridge.

In fact, you don't even have a browridge.
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i’m 5’7, 17 and tryna ask all my questions here after reading the guides cause this site is tanking my mental health and i don’t want to rot. newfag and don’t know where else to ask questions.

can fraud to 5’9~5’10 pretty easilly cause of my long ass femur and short lower legs.

latebloomercel (hands and feet grown in the past couple months, plus you can tell from my baby face) and could honestly still just haven’t hit my growth spurt yet cause i was 5’6 8th to 10th grade then grew an inch in a week start of 11th, most likely massive cope though so i’m not counting on it.

I’ve been planning on taking mk677 for a while now but been too pussy/broke/retarded to do it. you mfs never mention the side effects to mk and i can’t find them anywhere else so ima ask here. i want to live till 80 and rake in that sweet compound interest and moneymog so the sides are important to me.

also need some general information on how to get legit cheap mk. not tryna source just need some tips on how to not get scammed. i’ve bought from the dark web before and can source gh from there but too poor to do so. schools taking too much time and can’t get a job yet, though prolly will this summer. don’t want to wait too long and miss the window though so i’m going for mk for now.

same story with an ai too keep growth plates open. heard it fucks with brain growth and i’m not tryna end up a retard. can’t find any good shit without prescription or that isn’t snake oil bullshit.

some of the pics are from retarded snaps all from front camera on my shitty phone

ik i need to skinmaxx and get a low bf been bulking for months starting cut nowView attachment 1031265View attachment 1031266View attachment 1031267View attachment 1031268View attachment 1031269View attachment 1031271View attachment 1031272View attachment 1031273View attachment 1031274View attachment 1031275View attachment 1031276View attachment 1031277View attachment 1031278View attachment 1031279View attachment 1031280View attachment 1031323
Below average i would rate u ngl. Being white halos u hard
 
faurck i have been pwned once again
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actually tho don’t know if i’m retarded or coping but my brow doesn’t seem that weak. my eyebrows are gay blonde high and thin so maybe i can blame it on that.

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if only i could hard squint 24/7 😔
dye your brows dark brown (not black or you will look like a fag for a few days) and thank me later 😉
 
You don't have a "weak" browridge.

In fact, you don't even have a browridge.View attachment 1031795
lmfao ig u right
i’ll dye my eyebrows like the other homie said and get some surgery when i can. seems like a simple procedure.
maybe i won’t be too pussy to take sarms after i get on mk and be able to squeeze out some test gains like brow. that is only if i can find a ai which it seems i’m too retarded to do. do i have to mug a breast cancer patient? do i have to pretend to be trans? come on some non lowiqcel help me here.
 
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lmfao ig u right
i’ll dye my eyebrows like the other homie said and get some surgery when i can. seems like a simple procedure.
maybe i won’t be too pussy to take sarms after i get on mk and be able to squeeze out some test gains like brow. that is only if i can find a ai which it seems i’m too retarded to do. do i have to mug a breast cancer patient? do i have to pretend to be trans? come on some non lowiqcel help me here.
Didn't understand a word of that but I still laughed.
 
Didn't understand a word of that but I still laughed.
it’s all a secret code asking if anyone here wants to suckle on my low t nuts

i’m just thinking aloud about my non existant brow. what i’m asking is how do i get an aromatase inhibitor estrogen blocker so i can keep my growth plates open. i’m too retarded to find any online, or write coherently.
 
i’m 5’7, 17 and tryna ask all my questions here after reading the guides cause this site is tanking my mental health and i don’t want to rot. newfag and don’t know where else to ask questions.

can fraud to 5’9~5’10 pretty easilly cause of my long ass femur and short lower legs.

latebloomercel (hands and feet grown in the past couple months, plus you can tell from my baby face) and could honestly still just haven’t hit my growth spurt yet cause i was 5’6 8th to 10th grade then grew an inch in a week start of 11th, most likely massive cope though so i’m not counting on it.

I’ve been planning on taking mk677 for a while now but been too pussy/broke/retarded to do it. you mfs never mention the side effects to mk and i can’t find them anywhere else so ima ask here. i want to live till 80 and rake in that sweet compound interest and moneymog so the sides are important to me.

also need some general information on how to get legit cheap mk. not tryna source just need some tips on how to not get scammed. i’ve bought from the dark web before and can source gh from there but too poor to do so. schools taking too much time and can’t get a job yet, though prolly will this summer. don’t want to wait too long and miss the window though so i’m going for mk for now.

same story with an ai too keep growth plates open. heard it fucks with brain growth and i’m not tryna end up a retard. can’t find any good shit without prescription or that isn’t snake oil bullshit.

some of the pics are from retarded snaps all from front camera on my shitty phone

ik i need to skinmaxx and get a low bf been bulking for months starting cut nowView attachment 1031265View attachment 1031266View attachment 1031267View attachment 1031268View attachment 1031269View attachment 1031271View attachment 1031272View attachment 1031273View attachment 1031274View attachment 1031275View attachment 1031276View attachment 1031277View attachment 1031278View attachment 1031279View attachment 1031280View attachment 1031323
Ah another normie I mog into the depths of the abyss yet again
 
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i’m 5’7, 17 and tryna ask all my questions here after reading the guides cause this site is tanking my mental health and i don’t want to rot. newfag and don’t know where else to ask questions.

can fraud to 5’9~5’10 pretty easilly cause of my long ass femur and short lower legs.

latebloomercel (hands and feet grown in the past couple months, plus you can tell from my baby face) and could honestly still just haven’t hit my growth spurt yet cause i was 5’6 8th to 10th grade then grew an inch in a week start of 11th, most likely massive cope though so i’m not counting on it.

I’ve been planning on taking mk677 for a while now but been too pussy/broke/retarded to do it. you mfs never mention the side effects to mk and i can’t find them anywhere else so ima ask here. i want to live till 80 and rake in that sweet compound interest and moneymog so the sides are important to me.

also need some general information on how to get legit cheap mk. not tryna source just need some tips on how to not get scammed. i’ve bought from the dark web before and can source gh from there but too poor to do so. schools taking too much time and can’t get a job yet, though prolly will this summer. don’t want to wait too long and miss the window though so i’m going for mk for now.

same story with an ai too keep growth plates open. heard it fucks with brain growth and i’m not tryna end up a retard. can’t find any good shit without prescription or that isn’t snake oil bullshit.

some of the pics are from retarded snaps all from front camera on my shitty phone

ik i need to skinmaxx and get a low bf been bulking for months starting cut nowView attachment 1031265View attachment 1031266View attachment 1031267View attachment 1031268View attachment 1031269View attachment 1031271View attachment 1031272View attachment 1031273View attachment 1031274View attachment 1031275View attachment 1031276View attachment 1031277View attachment 1031278View attachment 1031279View attachment 1031280View attachment 1031323
Main issues are your eye area, and skin:
-Skin care routine, plus tretoine and beta carotene
-Almond eye surgery
-Eyebrow transplant, then dye and potentially botox to lower brows

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Really rough morph just blur your vision and look at it instead
 

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you look australian
 
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You have kind of look that appeals girls. . Fix your skin. dye or minox your eyebrows. get leaner and have better haircut.
 
Main issues are your eye area, and skin:
-Skin care routine, plus tretoine and beta carotene
-Almond eye surgery
-Eyebrow transplant, then dye and potentially botox to lower brows

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fuck dude is this actually attainable with those procedures or is it exaggerated? cooming at myself rn. thanks for the help homie saving that list.
 
yea he goes to my school. he got caught stealing chocolate bars from the grocery store
lfmao actually true. shopliftmaxx all my shit from the grocery. never paid for sups or pre.
 
fuck dude is this actually attainable with those procedures or is it exaggerated? cooming at myself rn. thanks for the help homie saving that list.
I tried to keep it as accurate as possible, google almond eye with taban and you should see the lower lid be fixed. Eyebrow transplant will add density and shape to the brows (make sure it is a straight brow) or you could try microblading (make sure they don't give you a womans brow if you do), then the dye obviously. You can make your brows lower set by using botox then.

If you don't like the upper eyelid exposure after all that you can get fillers/fat graft.

Overall it should cost if I recall correctly 10K for everything

Then if you use tretoin I cannot stress this enough USE SUNSCREEN EVERY DAY.
 
fuck dude is this actually attainable with those procedures or is it exaggerated? cooming at myself rn. thanks for the help homie saving that list.
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Brutal ascension

Also you may wanna consider dying your hair brown too if you dye your eyebrows
 
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This with dyed hair (ignore the fuck up on the left cheek) and with coloured contacts (would look more realistic irl)
 
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This with dyed hair (ignore the fuck up on the left cheek) and with coloured contacts (would look more realistic irl)
fuark maybe I'll be able to slay some 4'10 asian bitches. lifefuel. gonna pay attention to my physics class now so I can get that stem paper for the procedures. thanks for the help homie.
 
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fuark maybe I'll be able to slay some 4'10 asian bitches. lifefuel. gonna pay attention to my physics class now so I can get that stem paper for the procedures. thanks for the help homie.
No problem good luck with actually going through with them unlike these rotters

To be fair if you are going into stem subjects you are gonna encounter tonnes of short asian women who will probably already want you, but of course that isn't a reason not to looksmax
 
Minecraft Steve but nice physique
 
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To be fair if you are going into stem subjects you are gonna encounter tonnes of short asian women who will probably already want you, but of course that isn't a reason not to looksmax
les go. honestly been thinking about learning Chinese. Seems like there's going to be money to be made over there soon. Sell them some drones or do some shit with gene editing. I have an autistic level love of business and I'm crazy good at math so stem+mba seems the way to go. Get into the right prospective field, work with the chinese and us, get that paper, pay for procedures and slay short asians.
 
les go. honestly been thinking about learning Chinese. Seems like there's going to be money to be made over there soon. Sell them some drones or do some shit with gene editing. I have an autistic level love of business and I'm crazy good at math so stem+mba seems the way to go. Get into the right prospective field, work with the chinese and us, get that paper, pay for procedures and slay short asians.
That all makes sense honestly, don't quite get the asian love however though?

Unironically only have a thing for pretty tall white girls so I am going to be waiting a while for my next relationship jfc
 
don't quite get the asian love however though?
just cause i like a height gap despite my manletism, and asians are generally very short. Indians and latinos are also crazy short but I have yet to see one who isn't ugly or a landwhale despite living in a majority Mexican town. Never seen a fat asian girl. Average white European girl heightmogs me so that's not happening.
Unironically only have a thing for pretty tall white girls so I am going to be waiting a while for my next relationship jfc
tfw no gigantess Amazonian gf 😔
 
just cause i like a height gap despite my manletism, and asians are generally very short. Indians and latinos are also crazy short but I have yet to see one who isn't ugly or a landwhale despite living in a majority Mexican town. Never seen a fat asian girl. Average white European girl heightmogs me so that's not happening.

tfw no gigantess Amazonian gf 😔
That makes sense there are short white women though, how tall is the average european girl lol

Smh not quite that tall I like slender girls ngl
 
Are you from the UK?
 

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