Always lie about when you lost your virginity

[Neurose]

Anything beyond 17 sounds straight up embarrassing. Lie, and say 16, so often you believe it yourself. Even better if you make up a story of a fantasy encounter.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

even 16 is high. why would you go higher than 15? like, if you're gonna lie, you might as well do it for the best results. I personally would say 14, the summer after 8th grade

 

[Neurose]

even 16 is high. why would you go higher than 15? like, if you're gonna lie, you might as well do it for the best results. I personally would say 14, the summer after 8th grade

That would be stretching it too far for me because the majority don't have sex before 21 here

 

[Deleted member 4612]

That would be stretching it too far for me because the majority don't have sex before 21 here

true i guess it depends on culture. maybe i should say during 9th grade instead of the summer before it

 

[Deleted member 5301]

u can say anything as long as its believable

 

[Neurose]

u can say anything as long as its believable

Yeah, don't be a 5'5" 3 PSL Indian manlet and claim you fucked your milf teacher in 6th grade

 

[Enfant terrible]

nobody will ask you anyways

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Well, technically I had my first sexual experience in my tweens. It would be wierd if I said I got a two handed handjob at 8 don't you think?

 

[Neurose]

Well, technically I had my first sexual experience in my tweens. It would be wierd if I said I got a handjob at 8 don't you think?

"Well I had my first sexual experience when I was 6 years old.."

 

[Deleted member 2214]

"Well I had my first sexual experience when I was 6 years old.."

"With who, little Neurose?"

 

[Neurose]

nobody will ask you anyways

you need to brag and rub it into the face or a accidentally bring it up with foids you interact to reinstate your high value and SMV

 

[Deleted member 8853]

nobody will ask you anyways

 

[Deleted member 8165]

Who cares really