misterstabone
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Couple days ago I was biking out of full rage like a maniac. I planned to follow a road until I got tired, then headed to the sea and back.
When I got near the sea, some full-kit wanker female overtook me in a bike (aero rims, aero frame, disc brakes (lol), etc.) that cost more than my entire net worth (300$ am student btw). She looked pro and her calves were thicker than my thighs... (pic related)
I thought I would try to stay behind.
I kept a 10-15m distance so I could dispute any sexual assault claims and was able to do this for like 15 min or whatever. She was probably going around 30 km/h (no big deal for short period for me since I sprint on bike to class).
It went uphill a bit, she started getting slower, so I just overtook her.
Imagine her POV as some lanky hunchbacked goofy looking guy on a bike that costs as much as her shoes goes by her in basketball shorts
(me irl)
The best part was hearing her audibly say what the fuck.
I stayed in front for like a minute until it went downhill and she sprinted past me with full rage
Couldn't do anything cause I was spinning out in my final 7th gear... True power of biology... random out-of-shape guy > woman who probably trains regularly on professional equipment...
When I got near the sea, some full-kit wanker female overtook me in a bike (aero rims, aero frame, disc brakes (lol), etc.) that cost more than my entire net worth (300$ am student btw). She looked pro and her calves were thicker than my thighs... (pic related)
I thought I would try to stay behind.
I kept a 10-15m distance so I could dispute any sexual assault claims and was able to do this for like 15 min or whatever. She was probably going around 30 km/h (no big deal for short period for me since I sprint on bike to class).
It went uphill a bit, she started getting slower, so I just overtook her.
Imagine her POV as some lanky hunchbacked goofy looking guy on a bike that costs as much as her shoes goes by her in basketball shorts
The best part was hearing her audibly say what the fuck.
I stayed in front for like a minute until it went downhill and she sprinted past me with full rage
Couldn't do anything cause I was spinning out in my final 7th gear... True power of biology... random out-of-shape guy > woman who probably trains regularly on professional equipment...
