Am i a Truecel?

[Sinisterslut666]

So, today I was excited because I'd saved up enough money to at least sleep with a prostitute. I've accepted the fact that, thanks to my looks, I'll never find love, so I thought, at least a prostitute will have sex with me, right? I went to the place where they all hang out. I drove in a new car I'd bought, stopped in front of one, honked the horn to get her attention, and explained what I wanted (basically: sex). I showed her the money, and what happened? THAT WHORE REJECTED ME! She literally looked at me with disgust and left without saying another word. I told her to come back, and she ignored me! A whore, A WHORE rejected me. Since that incident today, I know it's over.

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Are you sure it was a prostitute?

 

[Node]

Your a bitch

 

[Surrender]

kek

 

[Sinisterslut666]

Are you sure it was a prostitute?

Yeah she looked pretty slutty

 

[Sinisterslut666]

Your a bitch

Brooo

 

[kash Register]

Damn

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Yeah she looked pretty slutty

Probably wasn’t. Explains her reaction.

 

[Sinisterslut666]

Probably wasn’t. Explains her reaction.

Maybe it's bc i'm a 4'11 deformed subhuman

 

[fazehamster]

So, today I was excited because I'd saved up enough money to at least sleep with a prostitute. I've accepted the fact that, thanks to my looks, I'll never find love, so I thought, at least a prostitute will have sex with me, right? I went to the place where they all hang out. I drove in a new car I'd bought, stopped in front of one, honked the horn to get her attention, and explained what I wanted (basically: sex). I showed her the money, and what happened? THAT WHORE REJECTED ME! She literally looked at me with disgust and left without saying another word. I told her to come back, and she ignored me! A whore, A WHORE rejected me. Since that incident today, I know it's over.

U sound clueless abt women

 

[Sinisterslut666]

U sound clueless abt women

Nahh

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Maybe it's bc i'm a 4'11 deformed subhuman

No. It’s because you mistook a random woman for a prostitute.

 

[YourLocalLMTN]

So, today I was excited because I'd saved up enough money to at least sleep with a prostitute. I've accepted the fact that, thanks to my looks, I'll never find love, so I thought, at least a prostitute will have sex with me, right? I went to the place where they all hang out. I drove in a new car I'd bought, stopped in front of one, honked the horn to get her attention, and explained what I wanted (basically: sex). I showed her the money, and what happened? THAT WHORE REJECTED ME! She literally looked at me with disgust and left without saying another word. I told her to come back, and she ignored me! A whore, A WHORE rejected me. Since that incident today, I know it's over.

most ropefuel shit i ever read in a while bro, this is sad

 

[Sinisterslut666]

No. It’s because you mistook a random woman for a prostitute.

I SWEAR that was a prostitute, ik that place well and ik there are prostitutes there. No random woman dresses they way she did, or well maybe you're right

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

I SWEAR that was a prostitute, ik that place well and ik there are prostitutes there. No random woman dresses they way she did, or well maybe you're right

I know actual prostitutes are always hungry for money. They won’t care even if you’re truecel.

 

[belowavgheight]

i hope you’re lying bro

if not i’m sorry man

 

[Sinisterslut666]

i hope you’re lying bro

if not i’m sorry man

I'm not lying, i hope that guy is right and i just confused a random woman with a hooker or else it's GENUINELY over

 

[fazehamster]

I'm not lying, i hope that guy is right and i just confused a random woman with a hooker or else it's GENUINELY over

I wouldn’t be surprised if you did cause u sound nd as fuck

 

[belowavgheight]

I'm not lying, i hope that guy is right and i just confused a random woman with a hooker or else it's GENUINELY over

me too man good luck