am i fucking genius?

[vision_n]

so in order to buy roids i need to attain a credit card to be able to purchase crypto


since i have none of it, i tried asking my friends (acc their parents because not a single one of them has one) and every single one of them (5 ppl total) rejected me

so im going to pull of the hardest mission in my life

steal my moms card, go to an ATM and deposit cash there, then delete all the information i can from the bank (the notification itself)

ill be needing to delete the email and the app one

im going to mess up with her paying info

im sorry mom, i got no other option

@prettyboylite @MaracasMogs james bond typo action

 

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

Make sure to redeposit money elsewhere cuz she might see that her balance or credit went down and start being suspicious that some1 has stolen the card or found the information for it

 

[vision_n]

Make sure to redeposit money elsewhere cuz she might see that her balance or credit went down and start being suspicious that some1 has stolen the card or found the information for it

ofc, bybit account the second after the deposit

 

[Tenres]

Rapefodder ramblings

 

[StraightHeadJames]

just send the money to me bud i'll buy it for u

 

[vision_n]

just send the money to me bud i'll buy it for u

yeah i fucking CANT

 

[StraightHeadJames]

yeah i fucking CANT

Anyways kid let me tell u a secret ilearned in all this years of looksmaxxing

Roids are cope it will age u and It wont give u that big of a halo

Get on primal diet Get on raw milk and get surgeries

 

[Aloof]

Why would you fuck genius?

 

[Alienmaxxer]

Why tf would you need a credit card to purchase crypto? Just use a prepaid visa.

 

[vision_n]

Why tf would you need a credit card to purchase crypto? Just use a prepaid visa.

first time hearing about it

is it js paying for a "burner" credit card?

 

[vision_n]

Anyways kid let me tell u a secret ilearned in all this years of looksmaxxing

Roids are cope it will age u and It wont give u that big of a halo

Get on primal diet Get on raw milk and get surgeries

im not roiding for muscles, its for skeletal growth

 

[Alienmaxxer]

first time hearing about it

is it js paying for a "burner" credit card?

They are at the corner store bruh. At least talk about your plans w claude or something.

 

[prettyboylite]

Hope it goes well