am i in?

[lokit]

ended up sleeping over at the func since i was way too cooked (classic pregab plus alc shitter night), long story short when i woke up me and this chick started cuddling (also the one who invited me) and we cuddled for several hours she was all over me wrapping her legs over me and laying on my chest type shi

am i in?

 

[Scars]

 

[hatefoids666]

tales

 

[lokit]

tales

genuinely not somehow

 

[moliuny]

wrapping her legs

Nga didnt fuck oml

No ur not in you didnt put it in.
Dont go text her "Hey last time was blah blah blah". Wait until u see here again and talk about It nga

3/4 days and you'll have sex

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[lokit]

Nga didnt fuck oml

i know bro regrettable

kinda cooked as i only really get to talk with her at parties (for some context we kinda cuddled a party a week ago but was mostly my drunk ass harassing her )

 

[Sadist]

ended up sleeping over at the func since i was way too cooked (classic pregab plus alc shitter night), long story short when i woke up me and this chick started cuddling (also the one who invited me) and we cuddled for several hours she was all over me wrapping her legs over me and laying on my chest type shi

am i in?

nah bro thats barely an ioi ngl

on the real tho, why the fuck did you not start caressing her face, getting all close and go in for a kiss?? that was such an easy opportunity

but then again, youre out here asking if youre in after allat, so im not even surprised (although its prolly ironic tbh)

 

[lokit]

on the real tho, why the fuck did you not start caressing her face, getting all close and go in for a kiss?? that was such an easy opportunity

i would lowk have done it had i been lower inhhib at that point. idk why she did not really want to do shit while i was fucked off of pregab (waste of 450mg) but next day sober she was cool

but then again, youre out here asking if youre in after allat, so im not even surprised (although its prolly ironic tbh)

idk bro have ptsd from the amount of time ive wasted on fucking talking stages before only when i recently got the balls to do something has it gone well for me. i really cba to text/call just for no puss

 

[Sadist]

i would lowk have done it had i been lower inhhib at that point. idk why she did not really want to do shit while i was fucked off of pregab (waste of 450mg) but next day sober she was cool

idk bro have ptsd from the amount of time ive wasted on fucking talking stages before only when i recently got the balls to do something has it gone well for me. i really cba to text/call just for no puss

she was all over u nigga fuck u mean high inhib

 

[lokit]

she was all over u nigga fuck u mean high inhib

i did NOT want to risk the yams i had attained there.

 

[lokit]

she was all over u nigga fuck u mean high inhib

Just bagged a date

 

[Sadist]

Just bagged a date

thats what the fuck im talking about

 

[lokit]

thats what the fuck im talking about

Holy shit bro she's sending snaps and her tits fill like half the snap holy shittt even sent a picture, if I don't get to crack tmrw I don't know when I will

 

[jio gon]

w bro, your in, mirin

 

[Sadist]

Holy shit bro she's sending snaps and her tits fill like half the snap holy shittt even sent a picture, if I don't get to crack tmrw I don't know when I will

still wondering if youre in?

 

[Throw_Away]

Holy shit bro she's sending snaps and her tits fill like half the snap holy shittt even sent a picture, if I don't get to crack tmrw I don't know when I will

Bro you'll have 5 kids with the foid and still be asking niggers on .org if you're in, just fuck the bitch and move on

 

[lokit]

still wondering if youre in?

alright, we had a date at minigolf that was hella mediocre but we went to my place after watched some gay series she wanted to and cuddled, we kissed and gave each other hickeys and I touched bare ass and almost bare titties and basically nothing was off limits, I could just touch.

THEN, my mom comes home and says she can't sleep over cause I have exams tmrw, so it was cut short to 9 and we just speedran bro I was fucking grabbing her putting her on top of me she was in a cowgirl position on me (clothes though ) and holyyy shiiii it was heaven.


(picture for proof, yes I know I look like shiii but wtver)

 

[Sadist]

alright, we had a date at minigolf that was hella mediocre but we went to my place after watched some gay series she wanted to and cuddled, we kissed and gave each other hickeys and I touched bare ass and almost bare titties and basically nothing was off limits, I could just touch.

THEN, my mom comes home and says she can't sleep over cause I have exams tmrw, so it was cut short to 9 and we just speedran bro I was fucking grabbing her putting her on top of me she was in a cowgirl position on me (clothes though ) and holyyy shiiii it was heaven.


(picture for proof, yes I know I look like shiii but wtver)View attachment 5131524

gotta have this mindset next time:


also im fr out here mentoring young niggas on how to slay, holy shit im old

 

[lokit]

gotta have this mindset next time:


also im fr out here mentoring young niggas on how to slay, holy shit im old

I would have slayeddd bro if it wasn't for my mom it was very much leading up to that, she was letting me do literally anything

 

[Sadist]

I would have slayeddd bro if it wasn't for my mom it was very much leading up to that, she was letting me do literally anything

next time my nigga

gotta foresee shit like that

 

[lokit]

next time my nigga

gotta foresee shit like that

I know I'm necroing aha but
we are dating now and
we were at like a it's hard to explain let's just say concert and she was hella drunk and admitted that she's gooned to me multiple times

 

[Pickletoil]

I know I'm necroing aha but
we are dating now and
we were at like a it's hard to explain let's just say concert and she was hella drunk and admitted that she's gooned to me multiple times

Usually people would try to make their fake stories atleast somewhat believable

 

[lokit]

Usually people would try to make their fake stories atleast somewhat believable

Bro I'm not even kidding literally

 

[Pickletoil]

Bro I'm not even kidding literally

Maybe if she's really really ugly and an ethnic landwhale maybe ill believe it

 

[Sadist]

I know I'm necroing aha but
we are dating now and
we were at like a it's hard to explain let's just say concert and she was hella drunk and admitted that she's gooned to me multiple times

JFL mirin hard bhai

 

[lokit]

JFL mirin hard bhai

I'm cracking this Saturday

she literally begged her parents for 3 hours to let her sleep over with me and she wants to crack (she was down yesterday but mom cockblocked kinda, did get a handy tho)

 

[lokit]

I'm cracking this Saturday View attachment 5232791
she literally begged her parents for 3 hours to let her sleep over with me and she wants to crack (she was down yesterday but mom cockblocked kinda, did get a handy tho)

I AM NO LONGER AN INCEL
cracked 5 times
Within like 10 hours my dih hurts