am I the fattest retard here?

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thought I was around 108-109 max, but the scale disagrees: 113.7 kg as of today.

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178-180 cm height.

- can't do any sports or even walk longer than 15-20 minutes without risking death
- I catch my self gasping for air every 2 minutes
- I feel like I lost 15 IQ points since getting fat
- it's very hard to wipe properly
- I need my mom's help with trimming my toenails
- my dick looks like a shrimp
- my face looks like it got gangbanged by a thousand bees
- none of my clothes fit anymore
- i can't hide/cover my stomach when i wear t-shirts (absolutely disgusting)
- putting socks and shoes on is extremely challenging
- summer is coming, and mere 20°C feel like hell on earth and make me sweat like a pig
- I'm constantly pissed off
- can't even talk to someone too long without losing breath

fucking lol

at least i'm white
 
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why dont you try weight loss meds at this point?
 
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just lose weight and you’ll be fine
 
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thought I was around 108-109 max, but the scale disagrees: 113.7 kg as of today.

giphy.gif


178-180 cm height.

- can't do any sports or even walk longer than 15-20 minutes without risking death
- I catch my self gasping for air every 2 minutes
- I feel like I lost 15 IQ points since getting fat
- it's very hard to wipe properly
- I need my mom's help with trimming my toenails
- my dick looks like a shrimp
- my face looks like it got gangbanged by a thousand bees
- none of my clothes fit anymore
- i can't hide/cover my stomach when i wear t-shirts (absolutely disgusting)
- putting socks and shoes on is extremely challenging
- summer is coming, and mere 20°C feel like hell on earth and make me sweat like a pig
- I'm constantly pissed off
- can't even talk to someone too long without losing breath

fucking lol

at least i'm white
I have a fat fuck friend hes 130 maybe 140 by now and he has none of these issues, damn wtf i think something else is up besides weight, by the sounds of it i would guess you’re 200 kg or heavier if you didnt claim to be 113kg at the start
 
@Mosh12 this guy mogs you I think
 
why dont you try weight loss meds at this point?

it's not a long term solution. i was perfectly fine until i started drinking like a maniac out of nowhere.

2k kcal of normal eating + a drinking session (over 1500 kcal for 1.5-2 l of wine) + additional 1k+ kcal of eating late in the evening when alcohol triggers my appetite and makes me feel like i havent eaten for days
 
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I have a fat fuck friend hes 130 maybe 140 by now and he has none of these issues, damn wtf i think something else is up besides weight, by the sounds of it i would guess you’re 200 kg or heavier if you didnt claim to be 113kg at the start

i think a lot of it is due to my excessive drinking (easily 2 l of piss quality white wine per day 6 out of 7 days per week for almost 3 years now), considering how badly alcohol rapes your entire existence
 
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it's not a long term solution. i was perfectly fine until i started drinking like a maniac out of nowhere.
yeah sounds like theres more to this than eating habits

but still, losing weight is different from staying at a low weight, you might find it easier to keep it if you get there with meds, while losing it is an insurmountable step
 
yeah sounds like theres more to this than eating habits

but still, losing weight is different from staying at a low weight, you might find it easier to keep it if you get there with meds, while losing it is an insurmountable step

i dont think those meds are obtainable in my country yet. even if they were, i just know my doctor would tell me to fuck off and try dropping gluttony first. not to mention my face screams "this absolute loser is drowning himself in alcohol on a daily basis" (puffiness, redness)
 
i think a lot of it is due to my excessive drinking (easily 2 l of piss quality white wine per day 6 out of 7 days per week for almost 3 years now), considering how badly alcohol rapes your entire existence
Holy fuck… why don’t you just stop eating and drink plain vodka?

Not joking i used to drink excessively, i managed to stop and I don’t drink booze at all ever now, but i never got fat from it cos back when i was drinking i would rarely eat id just get drunk a lot and i never touched wine its disgusting to me, id usually just down hard alcohol like rum or vodka and maybe a few beers or ciders
 
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Holy fuck… why don’t you just stop eating and drink plain vodka?

Not joking i used to drink excessively, i managed to stop and I don’t drink booze at all ever now, but i never got fat from it cos back when i was drinking i would rarely eat id just get drunk a lot and i never touched wine its disgusting to me, id usually just down hard alcohol like rum or vodka and maybe a few beers or ciders

yeah, all legit.

i have no idea how this happened. i wasn't drinking in my youth, then picked up some sleep issues during uni (either studying or partying at night constantly, throughout 2-3 years), then got an ambien and klonopin prescribed, then abused those until my tolerance made them useless, then, one day, decided to buy 2 l of wine while buying something else. considering my already existent cross-tolerance, i got to the point where it tastes like water to me.
 
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i dont think those meds are obtainable in my country yet
There are other options, you don't necessarily need a GLP-1 agonist.

If you can get your hands on stimulants you can get rid of your hunger (particularly Phentermine). Also, the antidepressant Bupropion does that. I've been taking it for a month now and i eat 1000 cals per day, because it helps a lot with self control, exec function and hunger so much.
 
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Yeah, you def belong to reddit buddy
 
debeli
 
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Mogs me, I look like my avi.
 
There are other options, you don't necessarily need a GLP-1 agonist.

If you can get your hands on stimulants you can get rid of your hunger (particularly Phentermine). Also, the antidepressant Bupropion does that. I've been taking it for a month now and i eat 1000 cals per day, because it helps a lot with self control, exec function and hunger so much.

80% of my problem is alcohol, 10% the foot injury i got playing football 3 years ago (i couldn't really run for a long time, and then started drinking on top of that). the injury is now fixed, but i just feel so lonely without a bottle.
 
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yeah, all legit.

i have no idea how this happened. i wasn't drinking in my youth, then picked up some sleep issues during uni (either studying or partying at night constantly, throughout 2-3 years), then got an ambien and klonopin prescribed, then abused those until my tolerance made them useless, then, one day, decided to buy 2 l of wine while buying something else. considering my already existent cross-tolerance, i got to the point where it tastes like water to me.
How long have you been like this? I never became an actual long term alcoholic who got drunk every day for a decade, for me it was just about exactly a year or maybe slightly less than a year

I dont miss it at all, only reason I got into it is cause the average normie in my country is a borderline alcoholic
 
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80% of my problem is alcohol, 10% the foot injury i got playing football 3 years ago (i couldn't really run for a long time, and then started drinking on top of that). the injury is now fixed, but i just feel so lonely without a bottle.
reddit problem
 
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i use to have only fat niggas as friends while i was growing up
 
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How long have you been like this? I never became an actual long term alcoholic who got drunk every day for a decade, for me it was just about exactly a year or maybe slightly less than a year

I dont miss it at all, only reason I got into it is cause the average normie in my country is a borderline alcoholic

it will be 3 years in april (i started documenting it after a couple of days because i had a feeling where that was going, so i wanted to deter myself from developing the habit by putting it on paper - didnt do shit, of course)
 
how can you pull being a fat retard ? U can't just tell me ur psl 7 :ROFLMAO::lul:

i wasnt fat my entire life, only became the monstrosity i am today a couple of years ago, in my late 20s

still not invisible to women, btw. they can tell who has it. i'm the opposite example of tryhard gymcels and everything"maxxers" who can't stop wondering why are they all still not getting treated better by women, despite their "ascensions".
 
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Im 150kg when hard😝
 
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i wasnt fat my entire life, only became the monstrosity i am today a couple of years ago, in my late 20s

still not invisible to women, btw. they can tell who has it. i'm the opposite example of tryhard gymcels and everything"maxxers" who can't stop wondering why are they all still not getting treated better by women, despite their "ascensions".
how long is you cock ?
 
what did you experience, is it enough?

of course it's enough.

obviously, being a cock mogger is great and my size is pathetic, but keep in mind most people talking about "8x6 or death" are virgins who grew up on bbc porn
 
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watch out man my best friend died from being obese, he was kinda keeping it under control like low obese levels cuz we played football etc but it just got out of control when covid hit, high bmi is no joke for health problems
 
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thought I was around 108-109 max, but the scale disagrees: 113.7 kg as of today.

giphy.gif


178-180 cm height.

- can't do any sports or even walk longer than 15-20 minutes without risking death
- I catch my self gasping for air every 2 minutes
- I feel like I lost 15 IQ points since getting fat
- it's very hard to wipe properly
- I need my mom's help with trimming my toenails
- my dick looks like a shrimp
- my face looks like it got gangbanged by a thousand bees
- none of my clothes fit anymore
- i can't hide/cover my stomach when i wear t-shirts (absolutely disgusting)
- putting socks and shoes on is extremely challenging
- summer is coming, and mere 20°C feel like hell on earth and make me sweat like a pig
- I'm constantly pissed off
- can't even talk to someone too long without losing breath

fucking lol

at least i'm white
 
try to drink a tiny bit less of wine everytime? idk tbh

never had this issue
 
fucking lol

at least i'm white
That’s worse than being a fat ethnic. Atleast those guys end up paired with ethnic women.

But no woman on earth wants anything to do with a fat whitecel unless you can get them a green card or something.
 
That’s worse than being a fat ethnic. Atleast those guys end up paired with ethnic women.

But no woman on earth wants anything to do with a fat whitecel unless you can get them a green card or something.

shitskin detected, opinion rejected
 
Lose weight nigger
 
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You're a weak man I'm afraid, but seriously take this Ozempic shit or whatever, because without it you'll struggle for years with this shit unless iron will and changing all habits
 

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