Vermilioncore
life in turmoil
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Today, I had an interview (since I got fired from my other job for clocking in and literally not working and getting free money)
On my way there I put only a few dollars of gas and somehow the bitch at the cash register must have fucked up because i pumped a full $80 of gas. Tf? So I hurried and left so she wouldn’t find out.
I went to the job interview and lied out my ass about my past experience. I told the slut that I love people and I love to help people. She then told me “okay put down two references here” and gave me a pen. I started panicking and literally just wrote my gf’s name and brother’s name down (and texted them to pretend to be my boss) and the bitch said “wow you’re the first person to know your references off the top of your head!” Jfl bitch probably knew I was lying.
Anyway, she said “wow you’re amazing and you’re definitely our first choice right now. I can tell, just by talking to you, that you’d be an amazing fit” haha. Dark triad psychopathic niggas like me know how to connive and manipulate to get our way. Ted bundy shit innit.
Then I left. I was feeling hungry so I hopped on Uber eats and stole two different orders and ate that shit up for breakfast
Then, once I got home, another job called (that I quit before) and offered me the job!
Hahaha. I fucking win. Checkmate faggots. Suck my dick all of you.
On my way there I put only a few dollars of gas and somehow the bitch at the cash register must have fucked up because i pumped a full $80 of gas. Tf? So I hurried and left so she wouldn’t find out.
I went to the job interview and lied out my ass about my past experience. I told the slut that I love people and I love to help people. She then told me “okay put down two references here” and gave me a pen. I started panicking and literally just wrote my gf’s name and brother’s name down (and texted them to pretend to be my boss) and the bitch said “wow you’re the first person to know your references off the top of your head!” Jfl bitch probably knew I was lying.
Anyway, she said “wow you’re amazing and you’re definitely our first choice right now. I can tell, just by talking to you, that you’d be an amazing fit” haha. Dark triad psychopathic niggas like me know how to connive and manipulate to get our way. Ted bundy shit innit.
Then I left. I was feeling hungry so I hopped on Uber eats and stole two different orders and ate that shit up for breakfast
Then, once I got home, another job called (that I quit before) and offered me the job!
Hahaha. I fucking win. Checkmate faggots. Suck my dick all of you.
