Am i the only one chilling at the toilet for 1 hour+

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I genuinly sit long asf on the toilet sometimes for 2 hours i even take my laptop with me some times while im shitting, i have constipation so my poop comes out very slowly and painful it hurts but we gotta deal with it. Fuck fiber jewmade ingredient.
My record of not pooping is 12 days in summer 2021 i didnt drink barely any water and didnt eat cuz of leanmaxxing that summer what caused my anus to be destroyed by that hard poop that came out after 12 days. I swear it was a bloody mess the poop was hard and i was on the toilet for 3 hours never again man
 
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Come in daddies have u ever had anal problems like me?
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I genuinly sit long asf on the toilet sometimes for 2 hours i even take my laptop with me some times while im shitting, i have constipation so my poop comes out very slowly and painful it hurts but we gotta deal with it. Fuck fiber jewmade ingredient.
My record of not pooping is 12 days in summer 2021 i didnt drink barely any water and didnt eat cuz of leanmaxxing that summer what caused my anus to be destroyed by that hard poop that came out after 12 days. I swear it was a bloody mess the poop was hard and i was on the toilet for 3 hours never again man
holy bad diet man
 
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holy bad diet man
Me day after realizing not eating fiber causes ts shit still eatint bad diet
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No
 
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fiber is death made by Jews so they can eat more babies
They want us to eat fiber and shit. Pooping for a long time is normal tbh
 
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This mogs when your at work, I'll literally ask to go to the bathroom and bring my phone and snacks with me, watching porn or just rotting here.

Ideal life tbh.
 
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Jews created constapation
 
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This mogs when your at work, I'll literally ask to go to the bathroom and bring my phone and snacks with me, watching porn or just rotting here.

Ideal life tbh.
you are so cooked
 
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This mogs when your at work, I'll literally ask to go to the bathroom and bring my phone and snacks with me, watching porn or just rotting here.

Ideal life tbh.
Have u ever masturbated right after pooping while ur still on the toilet witht he shit under you? Im guily of that sadly. I was a the library and right after shitting j was cumming cuz of tranny porn 🥲
 
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Have u ever masturbated right after pooping while ur still on the toilet witht he shit under you? Im guily of that sadly. I was a the library and right after shitting j was cumming cuz of tranny porn 🥲
wild statements here, fuck a becky don't jerk off
 
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I genuinly sit long asf on the toilet sometimes for 2 hours i even take my laptop with me some times while im shitting, i have constipation so my poop comes out very slowly and painful it hurts but we gotta deal with it. Fuck fiber jewmade ingredient.
My record of not pooping is 12 days in summer 2021 i didnt drink barely any water and didnt eat cuz of leanmaxxing that summer what caused my anus to be destroyed by that hard poop that came out after 12 days. I swear it was a bloody mess the poop was hard and i was on the toilet for 3 hours never again man
Is ts true for u guys
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@Iraniancel thanks for the follow bud ur followed back 🥰🥰
 
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botb NOW!
 
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Is ts true for u guys
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yea mang , maybe 1 day i should buy you a beer or some shit
 
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botb NOW!
Do u relate to my problems? Im not even joking in ts thread i swear this all happened. I also think i got an anal wound which causes blood to ckme out when i wipe too much 🥀🥀
 
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Do u relate to my problems? Im not even joking in ts thread i swear this all happened. I also think i got an anal wound which causes blood to ckme out when i wipe too much 🥀🥀
I can't. But that's hella tuff gng(y)
 
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Nah what movie do u mean
man i saw this 1 movie about a bee called xangsane and a pajeet named asdvek did you not see it the higher ups at mumbai headquarterss should have showed you
 
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man i saw this 1 movie about a bee called xangsane and a pajeet named asdvek did you not see it the higher ups at mumbai headquarterss should have showed you
Link it too me
Also fucjing cucked thst @Xangsane is banned
@Gengar @Randomized Shame unban him asap
 
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idk bro, but my anus currently hurts brah
 
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Nigga why u not repping me 😭
man fuck this shit imma go get a kool aid and some fried chicken and call it a fucking day now goodo day
 
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LATASSHIA HERE MANE LETSS GO GET THEM FOOD STAMPS
 
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I genuinly sit long asf on the toilet sometimes for 2 hours i even take my laptop with me some times while im shitting, i have constipation so my poop comes out very slowly and painful it hurts but we gotta deal with it. Fuck fiber jewmade ingredient.
My record of not pooping is 12 days in summer 2021 i didnt drink barely any water and didnt eat cuz of leanmaxxing that summer what caused my anus to be destroyed by that hard poop that came out after 12 days. I swear it was a bloody mess the poop was hard and i was on the toilet for 3 hours never again man
Sometimes :dafuckfeels:
 
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