Am i the only one who used to hump their pillow when they were a kid

[kurd]

I used to have a pillow like this and rub my dick on the behind of the winnie poo pillow, giving it backshots

 

[kurd]

@Bryce @Node @dnrwarrior11

 

[acm]

I used to do that with like a 1m tall kangaroo plush id practice making out with it type shit

 

[lastredeemer]

I think your joking but the worst part is I actually did this

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I tried that once a decade ago. I accidently busted on my laptop keyboard so I frantically tried to clean it with wet paper towels (OCDcel) and ended up damaging it and had to get it repaired

 

[dnrwarrior11]

Yea and i would particularly think about this bitch that was 500 lbs (but she was a WASP so it was ok) and it was a kermit the frog pillow

 

[kurd]

I used to do that with like a 1m tall kangaroo plush id practice making out with it type shit

Nigga wtf? Making out with a PILLOW?

 

[kurd]

I think your joking but the worst part is I actually did this

I actually did

 

[Incelforeever]

No ive heard stories about people doing it and destroying their dick or shit like that

 

[kurd]

No ive heard stories about people doing it and destroying their dick or shit like that

I dead ass had weird looking balls inside my penis hole and whenever i had to pee my dick hurt

 

[acm]

Nigga wtf? Making out with a PILLOW?

yeah nigga I had to get my skills ready for the future. at that age I didn't know what sex was yet

 

[Incelforeever]

I dead ass had weird looking balls inside my penis hole and whenever i had to pee my dick hurt

How can u have balls inside ur penis hole? what is that

 

[kurd]

How can u have balls inside ur penis hole? what is that

idk niga j had weird balls on my tip

 

[Incelforeever]

idk niga j had weird balls on my tip

Like liquid balls?

 

[kurd]

Like liquid balls?

Nah liek rocks

 

[Incelforeever]

Nah liek rocks

Thats the weirdest shit

 

[Node]

Had a sheep and a lady bug

 

[SussyBakaBoi]

i never found pleasure in dry humping

mirin u for fucking winnie tho

 

[Bryce]

Yes. One day I was playing with this teddy bear my grandma got for me as a kid (it was pretty big ngl) and I accidentally ripped a hole at the bottom. The rest is history

 

[kurd]

Yes. One day I was playing with this teddy bear my grandma got for me as a kid (it was pretty big ngl) and I accidentally ripped a hole at the bottom. The rest is history

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Bryce]

whenever i had to pee my dick hurt

Holy shit same it was like tiny particles or microtears inside the tip or some shit

 

[vevcred2_0]

@Bugmaxxed sound familiar?

 

[kurd]

Holy shit same it was like tiny particles or microtears inside the tip or some shit

YES THIS IS WHAT I MEANT,

i always said wtf is this why do i have it i thought i had some disease meanwhile it was cus of fucking pillows

 

[ethnic subhuman]

I never did that gay shit, I just used my hand

 

[OldRooster]

Like the first 100 times I masturbated was humping my pillow using no hands because I was conditioned to not touch myself there. Thinking that was 14 or 15.

 

[PoopyFartGamer]

This is one of those things that we all know but mutually and instinctually agree to not talk abt

 

[R@m@]

Same

 

[normal guy]

I used to hump my punching bag

 

[deadstock]

Still do

Sometimes i make out with my pillow too