Amazing tinder advice from IT whore

[Deleted member 2012]

 

[Deusmaximus]

Imagine how autistic the profile of a guy that follows her tipps must look

 

[Deleted member 6997]

 

[penis3]

This is not even bad advice for normies and higher+, making sure to have at least one picture smiling and photos with dogs or animals can really help you look NT. A good bio can make you stand out from other guys in your looks bracket.

If you deny this then you're coping hard

 

[Lev Peshkov]

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[Lev Peshkov]

This is not even bad advice for normies and higher+, making sure to have at least one picture smiling and photos with dogs or animals can really help you look NT. A good bio can make you stand out from other guys in your looks bracket.

If you deny this then you're coping hard

No nt for your face and buddy boyo, tinder is a face game

 

[penis3]

No nt for your face and buddy boyo, tinder is a face game

keep coping as usual

take two normies, same looks face wise, but one has a better bio

who wins?

you won't be competing with Chad but you can always increase match success

 

[Lev Peshkov]

keep coping as usual

take two normies, same looks face wise, but one has a better bio

who wins?

you won't be competing with Chad but you can always increase match success

Trust me. It doesn't work like that. There have been tinder experiments, do you honestly think a foid takes time to read your bio? They see you're ugly and move on

 

[SocietyIsSolipsistic]

imagine using tinder for getting to know people

 

[godirl]

Smile and don't forget to shower 10 times silly inkwell

 

[penis3]

Trust me. It doesn't work like that. There have been tinder experiments, do you honestly think a foid takes time to read your bio? They see you're ugly and move on

"Trust me. It doesn't work like that." why would I or anyone else take advice from a Russian virgin on what works for Tinder? JFL

You think that foids only think with their vagina like guys do with their dicks, when it's simply not true.

 

[SocietyIsSolipsistic]

Trust me. It doesn't work like that. There have been tinder experiments, do you honestly think a foid takes time to read your bio? They see you're ugly and move on

Male, female it doesn't matter everyone uses it in this way no need to make it complicated. This is the reason for this app to be this popular.

 

[karbo]

just wear a silly plastic tiara bro

 

[saffacel]

mostly decent advice but writing a bio is kinda gay and having naked pics attracts sluts (which is what we want), tinder is for slaying sluts not attracting sluts who are going to pretend to be angels and waste your time.

 

[karbo]

keep coping as usual

take two normies, same looks face wise, but one has a better bio

who wins?

you won't be competing with Chad but you can always increase match success

Trust me. It doesn't work like that. There have been tinder experiments, do you honestly think a foid takes time to read your bio? They see you're ugly and move on

yeah, i've seen foids swiping, they literally glance at your first picture, and take 0.000000001 seconds to swipe either left or right

 

[penis3]

yeah, i've seen foids swiping, they literally glance at your first picture, and take 0.000000001 seconds to swipe either left or right

Yea, out of the millions of girls on Tinder, clearly all of them must swipe like that cos one or a few do it

nice strawman

 

[karbo]

Yea, out of the millions of girls on Tinder, clearly all of them must swipe like that cos one or a few do it

nice strawman

Time online8d 23h 51m

jfl @ u bluepilled cuck

 

[penis3]

Time online8d 23h 51m

jfl @ u bluepilled cuck

jfl at you

can't refute my statement so you bring in a useless statistic of you showing that you rot more than me, by having the website open

Eat shit and die nigger

 

[Deleted member 6856]

The girls writes it

Her ego

What she demands

What she deserves

 

[Julius]

take two normies, same looks face wise, but one has a better bio

who wins?

Both will get 0 matches

 

[penis3]

Both will get 0 matches

amazing contribution there bud

rly wp


120 iq

 

[Julius]

amazing contribution there bud

rly wp


120 iq

I was joking buddy

 

[lifestyle21873]

if you seriously listen to womens advice in dating you are retarded

 

[DharkDC]

jfl at you

can't refute my statement so you bring in a useless statistic of you showing that you rot more than me, by having the website open

Eat shit and die nigger

go on omegle, a site where you make friends, see how fast foids skip you

 

[DrunkenSailor]

amazing contribution there bud

rly wp


120 iq

He’s not wrong tho

 

[karbo]

jfl at you

can't refute my statement so you bring in a useless statistic of you showing that you rot more than me, by having the website open

Eat shit and die nigger

jfl @u cuck keep coping with ur autistic bios, in the meantime ill do 3 day fasts and watch my matches skyrocket tbh jfl

 

[penis3]

He’s not wrong tho

if a supposed normie is getting 0 matches on Tinder then he's not a normie lol

 

[penis3]

jfl @u cuck keep coping with ur autistic bios, in the meantime ill do 3 day fasts and watch my matches skyrocket tbh jfl

ok

 

[TsarTsar444]

Descent advice in some liberal american, state, Canada or Berlin. Shit advice anywhere else

 

[Julius]

if a supposed normie is getting 0 matches on Tinder then he's not a normie lol

Trannies and landwhales don't count obviously, also why would a foid swipe on an average guy when she has an endless supply of average orbiters IRL?

 

[IncelsBraincels]

1. SMILE!!!!

 

[Deleted member 8165]

should i smile more?

 

[penis3]

Trannies and landwhales don't count obviously, also why would a foid swipe on an average guy when she has an endless supply of average orbiters IRL?

Because she is attracted to him? why do you think there are 7 billion people on the planet, not only Chads are getting pussy.

Some of you can't be helped it seems

 

[Julius]

Because she is attracted to him? why do you think there are 7 billion people on the planet, not only Chads are getting pussy.

Some of you can't be helped it seems

IRL and Tinder are two different realities, can't you understand?
On tinder looks are everything: the girl doesn't know you, she doesn't know how you smell, how you speak, your confidence, your personality so she can only judge you based on your face (or height and body maybe).
Also thanks but I don't need your help, I'm doing pretty well at the moment

 

[penis3]

IRL and Tinder are two different realities, can't you understand?
On tinder looks are everything: the girl doesn't know you, she doesn't know how you smell, how you speak, your confidence, your personality so she can only judge you based on your face (or height and body maybe).
Also thanks but I don't need your help, I'm doing pretty well at the moment

She doesn't know you irl either if you approach her as a stranger, It's also a lot easier for her to get to know you on Tinder, and then look up your Social Media to check if you're not a loser creep.

 

[Julius]

She doesn't know you irl either if you approach her as a stranger, It's also a lot easier for her to get to know you on Tinder, and then look up your Social Media to check if you're not a loser creep.

Jfl at approaching women IRL as a stranger if you are not in a club setting, you'll come across as a weirdo at best, a creep at worst.

Here, read this. As you can see on Tinder you can get matches even as a "loser creep"

 

[Deleted member 6873]

jfl @u cuck keep coping with ur autistic bios, in the meantime ill do 3 day fasts and watch my matches skyrocket tbh jfl

my JB harem is slowly but steadily growing

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Jfl at approaching women IRL as a stranger if you are not in a club setting, you'll come across as a weirdo at best, a creep at worst.

Here, read this. As you can see on Tinder you can get get matches even as a "loser creep"

imagine some fat redditor who's read shitty PUA books sending these jfl.

 

[Julius]

imagine some fat redditor who's read shitty PUA books sending these jfl.

For real lol
I caged hard when I read "Think you can do better than my 2D waifu?"

 

[Deleted member 6873]

For real lol
I caged hard when I read "Think you can do better than my 2D waifu?"

Thanks will use that.

 

[penis3]

Jfl at approaching women IRL as a stranger if you are not in a club setting, you'll come across as a weirdo at best, a creep at worst.

Here, read this. As you can see on Tinder you can get matches even as a "loser creep"

Which is why I said that Tinder is superior to irl without a social circle

and idk why you're posting this, chads are living on a different planet to the rest of us, the average normie needs social media credibility

 

[Julius]

Which is why I said that Tinder is superior to irl without a social circle

and idk why you're posting this, chads are living on a different planet to the rest of us, the average normie needs social media credibility

Irl without a social circle you are basically doomed you aren't at least a 8/10.

Listen, when you open Tinder what are you looking for? A hot girl or an average girl with an amazing personality, lots of friends and fun to be around?
Most men will pick the first, so why would women think in a different way? Tinder and social media are completely visual, I agree that IRL other factors are relevant, but online looks are everything

 

[Aesthetics_III]

“SMILE!! Too many profiles get swiped left by me because the dude’s scowling at the camera! If you look like you’re a drag and no fun at all, I’m going to pass you over.

Study Finds Smiling Men are Less Attractive to Women | Psychology Today UK

A new study suggests that smiling is seen as sexually attractive on women but not on men. The findings explain some enduring widely-believed phenomena and raise interesting questions about inter-racial attraction.

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“Dress halfway decently and comb your hair - If you look like a slob I’m going to assume you won’t put any effort into a relationship either.”

Somewhat true. Just essentially make yourself look as good as possible.

“DO NOT GO TOPLESS! Some girls may like it. I don’t. It sends an overly sexual message and says to me that you just want to fuck and aren’t interested in getting to know me.”

Describing what she specifically likes rather than girls in general. Even admits some girls like it. Bad advice

“(Suggestion) Pose with an animal! Seriously! I know it’s cliche but it’s true that girls go gaga for fuzzy critters. Also if you pose with a pet, it shows that you’re a loving, caring person.”

A dog may raise your chances but I’m not sure. Other pets likely won’t have any effect if not negative.

“Something goofy. - I saw a guy wearing a silly plastic tiara in his and swiped right because it made me laugh“

Maybe if your good looking. But from the study above proud men are seen as most attractive.

“Your Bio:

YES THIS IS IMPORTANT!!
It’s the second thing I look at!

1. Use common sense and don’t sound like you’re shitting on yourself or on the person looking when you write your bio.

2. Definitely tell me about yourself. What music you like? What do you do in your spare time? What’s your Alma Mater? Do you have something unique about yourself.

Here are some excerpts from bios I swiped right on (names and locations omitted ofc):

“Just bought a house in [neighborhood]. Trying to adopt my yard cats but it usually devolves into a hissing match,”

“I’m a fungi to be with ”

“I went from eating crayons in the Marine Corps infantry to being the world’s okayest rookie lawyer. Not sure how that happened.”

“Quiet and introverted, yet most definitely nerdy, especially when it concerns history, video games, and anything Monty Python.”

“I love working on cars and other projects, going on hikes and visiting breweries.”

“I’ve been told by people that my spirit animal is a moose.”

Just thought I’d share.

Edit: Another idea. Consider having a female family member or close female friend design and/or edit your profile. We DO know what girls tend to like.”

Dependent on her own biases imo. But maybe correct

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Meanwhile Eugene and ChingLang are wondering if their tinder is glitched at 1 like

 

[SpearOfOrion]

Literally just do the exact opposite.

My best results came from no bio and only one aspie bathroom selfie. Tryhard=turn off. Never listen to women advice.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Literally just do the exact opposite.

My best results came from no bio and only one aspie bathroom selfie. Tryhard=turn off. Never listen to women advice.

Indeed son, i have very good yubo results with 2 autist bedroom selfies and a slipknot shitpost

 

[Deleted member 4464]

Jfl at approaching women IRL as a stranger if you are not in a club setting, you'll come across as a weirdo at best, a creep at worst.

Here, read this. As you can see on Tinder you can get matches even as a "loser creep"

brutal
even if a slightly uglier guy sends any of these messages he would probably get charged with sexual assaul

 

[Tyronecell]

No advice for my shit eye area

 

[johncruz12345]

Foids r so retarded. I swear

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I remember seeing women go through tinder. They must have some advanced processing speed in the chad finding part of their brain because they swiped through those pictures at light speed. I certainly couldnt get a good look at anyone with only one picture and .00001 seconds of looking at them but women race through these pictures like its a contest. IF they see a good looking guy then they might stop and read his profile, but most of the time I still saw them think about it for .5 seconds and then swipe left. Women are so clueless its just insane.