Amazing tinder advice from IT whore

“SMILE!! Too many profiles get swiped left by me because the dude’s scowling at the camera! If you look like you’re a drag and no fun at all, I’m going to pass you over.


“Dress halfway decently and comb your hair - If you look like a slob I’m going to assume you won’t put any effort into a relationship either.”

Somewhat true. Just essentially make yourself look as good as possible.

“DO NOT GO TOPLESS! Some girls may like it. I don’t. It sends an overly sexual message and says to me that you just want to fuck and aren’t interested in getting to know me.”

Describing what she specifically likes rather than girls in general. Even admits some girls like it. Bad advice

“(Suggestion) Pose with an animal! Seriously! I know it’s cliche but it’s true that girls go gaga for fuzzy critters. Also if you pose with a pet, it shows that you’re a loving, caring person.”

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A dog may raise your chances but I’m not sure. Other pets likely won’t have any effect if not negative.

“Something goofy. - I saw a guy wearing a silly plastic tiara in his and swiped right because it made me laugh“

Maybe if your good looking. But from the study above proud men are seen as most attractive.

“Your Bio:

YES THIS IS IMPORTANT!!
It’s the second thing I look at!

1. Use common sense and don’t sound like you’re shitting on yourself or on the person looking when you write your bio.

2. Definitely tell me about yourself. What music you like? What do you do in your spare time? What’s your Alma Mater? Do you have something unique about yourself.

Here are some excerpts from bios I swiped right on (names and locations omitted ofc):

“Just bought a house in [neighborhood]. Trying to adopt my yard cats but it usually devolves into a hissing match,”

“I’m a fungi to be with 🍄

“I went from eating crayons in the Marine Corps infantry to being the world’s okayest rookie lawyer. Not sure how that happened.”

“Quiet and introverted, yet most definitely nerdy, especially when it concerns history, video games, and anything Monty Python.”

“I love working on cars and other projects, going on hikes and visiting breweries.”

“I’ve been told by people that my spirit animal is a moose.”

Just thought I’d share.

Edit: Another idea. Consider having a female family member or close female friend design and/or edit your profile. We DO know what girls tend to like.”

Dependent on her own biases imo. But maybe correct
i was about to link the exact same cat picture study lol
high iq post
 
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no joke

people underestimate picture quality, clothes and stuff

if youre face is high-tier normie and you can bring the rich-kid-look you will get matches without an end
 

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