Ambulance hung up

[beniman]

So I was deinking (pretty heavy) I was abt 2 vodka bottles down and had forgotten to eat and I had drunk abt 2 beers on top of that and I started to pulr and getting "knockad out" back and forth so the ppl there decided to cal ghe ambulsnce and them mfs just said

"we dont have time sorry. Godbye"

Like wtf? I survived ye so its chill but how tf did they know if I was almost dead or not