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The cereal was good, but it's just pure sugar

Shit I tried when I worked there:

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Sour patches, laffy taffy and mike and ikes were okay, the rest were utter shit

Reeces pieces chocolates were good, the cupcakes were kinda shit tho

That being said the M&Ms selection in the US is insane

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No wonder Americans are fat bro
 
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Also McDonalds is poverty tier in the US,

They are insanely low class, grubby and unhygienic, I was in one of them, and two groups of black guy thugs were confronting each other while I was waiting for my order, thought I was gonna get shot

The UK McDonalds are way more pleasant and cleaner
 
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Not just candy. American chocolate is pure shit compared to the ones from Europe
 
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Not just candy. American chocolate is pure shit compared to the ones from Europe
Any Americans reading this, order this shit asap

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britbong detected opinion rejected.
 
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Also McDonalds is poverty tier in the US,

They are insanely low class, grubby and unhygienic, I was in one of them, and two groups of black guy thugs were confronting each other while I was waiting for my order, thought I was gonna get shot

The UK McDonalds are way more pleasant and cleaner
average american mcdonalds

 
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Also McDonalds is poverty tier in the US,

They are insanely low class, grubby and unhygienic, I was in one of them, and two groups of black guy thugs were confronting each other while I was waiting for my order, thought I was gonna get shot

The UK McDonalds are way more pleasant and cleaner
Except in the US you get an actual meal that fills you up for the price compared to the UK at McDonald’s
 
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Except in the US you get an actual meal that fills you up for the price compared to the UK at McDonald’s
I didn't notice a difference in size tbh, the mcdonalds meals were exactly the same

But when I went to random diners, the meals were huge. The pancakes were PSL 8 tier. They don't make them like that here

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American chocolate tastes like vomit, something is really off with it

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Milka is sugary garbage, that’s why I like it so much
Lindt and Kinder are also good
 
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American chocolate tastes like vomit, something is really off with it

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Milka is sugary garbage, that’s why I like it so much
Lindt and Kinder are also good
Hershey's is okay, but doesn't taste like real chocolate

Fuark I forgot about Kinder

Kinder tastes so fucking good
 
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I fingered a girl in McDonalds once.

Have you never kissed or held hands with a woman??

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JFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This too

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Also how could you forgot Ritter

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I've only ever tried Ritter dark chocolate and it was legit the best dark chocolate I've ever had

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Only one shop has sold it, never seen it anywhere else. They all have the normal version just not the dark. It mogs Lindt and green and black to oblivion

I'll buy that milk chocolate one next time I'm out
 
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I used to like milk chocolate as a kid but nowadays I can’t eat this. Except ferero rocher and maybe Guylain all of the chocolate you posted is disgusting to me now. Too much sugar, not enough cocoa. Feels like munching on sugar rather than chocolate.

Dark chocolate mogs tbh. These are good :
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I've only ever tried Ritter dark chocolate and it was legit the best dark chocolate I've ever had

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Only one shop has sold it, never seen it anywhere else. They all have the normal version just not the dark. It mogs Lindt and green and black to oblivion

I'll buy that milk chocolate one next time I'm out
Ritter’s nutty chocolates are among the best, if you like nuts

Especially the honey almond one, I managed to get my hands on it once and it was near model PSL range

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Mozart Kugeln is one of the best chocolate ever made tbh, but it seems to polarize people
Some absolutely love it and others hate it

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muh bri'ish choclates

chip selection in america mogs europe so hard though
 
You forgot the most mogger candy

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Also this


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Also McDonalds is poverty tier in the US,

They are insanely low class, grubby and unhygienic, I was in one of them, and two groups of black guy thugs were confronting each other while I was waiting for my order, thought I was gonna get shot

The UK McDonalds are way more pleasant and cleaner
Au contraire big fucking time but McD is overrated and deservingly bad as a whole.

One I went to in Orlando had an arcade upstairs, taxidermy alligators, they even had fucking lionfish in their fish tank that mogs the average UK Maccies user.
 
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Ritter’s nutty chocolates are among the best, if you like nuts

Especially the honey almond one, I managed to get my hands on it once and it was near model PSL range

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Mozart Kugeln is one of the best chocolate ever made tbh, but it seems to polarize people
Some absolutely love it and others hate it

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BRO YOU NEED TO TRY THE BUTTER BISCUIT RITTER AND MILKA MINI BISCUITS, LEGIT NECTAR MADE BY THE GODS
 
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I need to try the Mint M&M's

Maltesers are the best chocolate btw
 
I haven't eaten sweets for a while, since then my hair and especially my skin have been on a different level. can only recommend it. sweets come from jews and are supposed to make you ugly
 
fuck this thread i’m trying to lose fat
 
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In before this thread gets pinned for no reason.
 
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I used to like milk chocolate as a kid but nowadays I can’t eat this. Except ferero rocher and maybe Guylain all of the chocolate you posted is disgusting to me now. Too much sugar, not enough cocoa. Feels like munching on sugar rather than chocolate.

Dark chocolate mogs tbh. These are good :
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BRO YOU NEED TO TRY THE BUTTER BISCUIT RITTER AND MILKA MINI BISCUITS, LEGIT NECTAR MADE BY THE GODS
The strawberry oreo Milka ones are my favourite, they have everything
The milk chocolate, crunchy chocolate cookies and the smooth fruity cream is a perfect combo

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I've only ever tried Ritter dark chocolate and it was legit the best dark chocolate I've ever had

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Only one shop has sold it, never seen it anywhere else. They all have the normal version just not the dark. It mogs Lindt and green and black to oblivion

I'll buy that milk chocolate one next time I'm out
I need to try this man.
 
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Montezuma's 100% Absolute Black Hemp & Sea Salt or the Orange Nibs one.
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@StormlitAqua can weigh in here (pun intended).

My name is StormlitAqua. I'm 27 years old. I believe in just be ethnic, and an unbalanced diet and a non existent exercise routine. In the morning if I'm a little hungry, I'll open a can of pop and eat some double-glazed Krispy Kreme donuts. I can eat 30 now. After I eat the donuts, I open a packet of Tiny Twist pretzels. On the way to work I eat some skittles. Then a Honey Butter Crunch Milkshake from Shake Shack. And on the way home a bag of Lays Honey BBQ chips. When I get home I open some BagelBites pizza snacks, which I leave in the oven for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my food. I always drink regular coke because diet Coke has no sugar and doesn't taste good. Then 4 packets of Reese's peanut butter cups, then some Tater Totes, followed by a final jumbo box of chocolate Twinkies. There is an idea of a StormlitAqua, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. And though I can hide my Dorito stained fingers, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our caloric intakes are probably comparable, I am simply not there in the eyes of white women.
 
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I need to try this man.
I was eating it back in 2017 but haven't seen it on any shelf since. It's rare as fuck
 
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good thread I will post pictures of candy that will make u feel good if you have tried them,

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For such a shithole country with the most diabetes and obese people you would think they would at least have tasty candy jfl
 
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I didn't notice a difference in size tbh, the mcdonalds meals were exactly the same

But when I went to random diners, the meals were huge. The pancakes were PSL 8 tier. They don't make them like that here

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Have you been to Cracker Barrel buddy boyo? It’s the last stand of implicit whiteness
 
Have you been to Cracker Barrel buddy boyo? It’s the last stand of implicit whiteness
Never, tho I just googled it and it looks good tbh
 
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I have indeed tried each one :love:

Have you tried this?

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I literally cannot buy it anymore because I eat it all in one sitting. Best cereal ever created
I haven't tried it :( or any cereals (except the most basic ones) cus they usually go hand in hand with milk, and I've not drank milk since 15 years old cus at that age I figured milk tastes like crap and only pussies drink that :oops:
 
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Also McDonalds is poverty tier in the US,

They are insanely low class, grubby and unhygienic, I was in one of them, and two groups of black guy thugs were confronting each other while I was waiting for my order, thought I was gonna get shot

The UK McDonalds are way more pleasant and cleaner
it depends on where you are obviously. the same could be true for the uk. franchises are owned and managed by random people and can be really shitty in ghetto areas.
 
I haven't tried it :( or any cereals (except the most basic ones) cus they usually go hand in hand with milk, and I've not drank milk since 15 years old cus at that age I figured milk tastes like crap and only pussies drink that :oops:
but you would drink nana's milk, no?
 
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