American school is the best school system in the world

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In the UK you either walk in the cold rain or you get on the public bus which is fucking packed full of adults commuting and old people and you usually have to stand up. Sometimes you don't even get let on because there's too many people.
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In the US you can go on the school bus which can drop you off and pick you up right outside of your house and only has people in your year group aswell so it's unlikely you'll have to stand up.


In the UK you have prom like once when you're 16 and my prom was in this shitty warehouse miles away from school in the middle of nowhere.
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In the US you have like 3 proms or somethn and they're actually good and in the school.


In the UK physical education is shit. You aren't allowed to use the showers, if your school even has them, meaning you can have PE one lesson and then go into your next lesson stinking and dripping with sweat. And I dunno if this is just in the UK but the teachers deliberately make you have to play the most boring sports.
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In the US you have showers n shi and US schools are fucking huge compared to UK schools so their facilities are mad.


In the UK there's no equivalent to college football. There's no proper pitch it's usually muddy and bumpy and has dog and fox shit all over it and there's not even any lights or stands so people can come sit and watch it.
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The US has a proper pitch and floodlights and stands n shi.


In the UK your childhood is basically over at 16. At 16 you take GCSE's which will be like a minimum of 20 seperate tests that you have to study for and this determines your entire future. Then after this you start college (16-18) where you never get to see your friends or make any new ones and your basically studying everyday.
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In the US some states at 16 only have one multiple choice quiz that they don't even have to study for and the age gap system thingy is way better and your childhood lasts longer.


In the UK you don't get lockers and if you do then they're fucking tiny and never actually get used
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In the US every single person gets a massive locker


In the UK the corridors are fucking tiny and narrow and the overall school is just fucking tiny
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In the US the schools are bigger than the college's over here and the corridors are massive.


In the UK you get only one yearbook at 16 and that's it.
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In the US they do a yearbook like every year


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UK sounds like a shithole
 
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What about the fagging system?
 
the banter is unmatched though. that's the only thing good about school in the uk. the fucking jokes.
 
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In the UK you either walk in the cold rain or you get on the public bus which is fucking packed full of adults commuting and old people and you usually have to stand up. Sometimes you don't even get let on because there's too many people.
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In the US you can go on the school bus which can drop you off and pick you up right outside of your house and only has people in your year group aswell so it's unlikely you'll have to stand up.


In the UK you have prom like once when you're 16 and my prom was in this shitty warehouse miles away from school in the middle of nowhere.
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In the US you have like 3 proms or somethn and they're actually good and in the school.


In the UK physical education is shit. You aren't allowed to use the showers, if your school even has them, meaning you can have PE one lesson and then go into your next lesson stinking and dripping with sweat. And I dunno if this is just in the UK but the teachers deliberately make you have to play the most boring sports.
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In the US you have showers n shi and US schools are fucking huge compared to UK schools so their facilities are mad.


In the UK there's no equivalent to college football. There's no proper pitch it's usually muddy and bumpy and has dog and fox shit all over it and there's not even any lights or stands so people can come sit and watch it.
-
The US has a proper pitch and floodlights and stands n shi.


In the UK your childhood is basically over at 16. At 16 you take GCSE's which will be like a minimum of 20 seperate tests that you have to study for and this determines your entire future. Then after this you start college (16-18) where you never get to see your friends or make any new ones and your basically studying everyday.
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In the US some states at 16 only have one multiple choice quiz that they don't even have to study for and the age gap system thingy is way better and your childhood lasts longer.


In the UK you don't get lockers and if you do then they're fucking tiny and never actually get used
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In the US every single person gets a massive locker


In the UK the corridors are fucking tiny and narrow and the overall school is just fucking tiny
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In the US the schools are bigger than the college's over here and the corridors are massive.


In the UK you get only one yearbook at 16 and that's it.
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In the US they do a yearbook like every year


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this is true but UK school system sounds like it mogs mine hard
 
No wonder people from UK are so retarded
 
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looked up uk schools and found this fineass
Secondary schools returns could be staggered over two weeks in England | Secondary  schools | The Guardian
 
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All that and only 6 replies
 
Legit. I would cope with saying we don't have to worry about school shooters. The UK is so depressing, it just motivates me to get decent grades so I can move out of the country to somewhere like chadstralia. A house over there which is like £750k house in the UK costs £250k when you convert from aud The weather and the people are better
 
Germany is also shitty, sounds exactly like the Uk
 
Legit. I would cope with saying we don't have to worry about school shooters. The UK is so depressing, it just motivates me to get decent grades so I can move out of the country to somewhere like chadstralia. A house over there which is like £750k house in the UK costs £250k when you convert from aud The weather and the people are better
More Like cuckstralia with New totalitarian measures
 
It's the same in Italy, probably all Europe is similar
 
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